Get a few large penile having peeps converge on a Sheraton Hotel Conference Room for a dinner party, all dressed up with one notable addition: A gold pin placed upon their lapels featuring a rooster inside a large uppercase "D" in cursive.
Attending this party will also be a variety of normies, lookyloos, and potential marks. Upon seeing the pins upon these men, people will be then become curious to learn the importance of the pin through whispers and very hush hush talk. The goal at this point is to drum up mystery and intrigue.
Once the secret is out that there is in fact a Big Dick Haver Club, people will of course take to the internet to look up what this is. Of course, they will naturally gravitate to the various social media posts, forum talks, and youtube videos all talking about the mystery of the BDHC, and the various rich men that have sported this mysterious cock pin. Of course all of this has been carefully orchestrated by your team, including the doctored photos. Those who look even further may find the website, a curious page with only the famous image on the pin and a prompt for username/password. The website can be named anything, but a word of caution on making it too obvious as it is supposed to be a secret order.
By this time, social media will explode with excitement over this chaotic cock talk. Who is involved? Where are these pins coming from? Patrons of the first party, and some careful plants, will talk of seeing the pin at a party once at the Sheraton. This will be when the true con begins.
A series of parties, all under similar guise as the first will occur. This time, as men wishing to know how they can join ask your Johnsons how they get those lovely pins, you take them aside and give them a fine cardstock invitation to a initiation ceremony. A literal dick measuring contest. Now the men who come might have big dicks, but probably not. What happens there is a series of tape measuring and dick weightlifting contests where only the few get anything. This is to establish the legitimate nature of these proceedings.
These men will be given silver pins, not gold, and asked to attend more social gatherings and dinners at the Sheraton Hotel to gain the golden pin and gain access to the VIP section and gain access to the website, which will, when given access, give you coordinates to the true parties on those rich yachts and access to important people. As word spreads and the ranks swell, the desire to belong will greaten to the point that people will quietly offer to pay to belong after losing in the initiation contests. The goal here is to keep them separate and not to accept every bribe. Those who buy in will be too afraid of being outed as a tiny dick loser baby and thus will keep quiet and will also be to afraid to ask others if they did the same, keeping the grift going.
The scam has reached its peak whenst the parties have gotten so big that they must take place in one of the big Sheratons and people looking to belong are the rich and famous. Their patronage will allow us to begin phase 3. Some with the silver pin will be finally allowed to be promoted to the golden level, and with it the access to the website. What they will find are coordinates to your party location. As a default, I have put The Sheraton Walt Disney World Dolphin Resort in lovely Lake Buena Vista, FL. Those who did not get promoted will be again offered the chance to pay to play with the big cocks, at a much larger markup. Noticeably excluded should be those celebrity who only recently joined the ranks, as their presence would be too noticeable if they went from silver to gold in such a quick order.
At this latest party, the goal is to make it as big and loud an affair as possible. Make sure everyone knows who are the biggest dicks in the land however you can. The obscene nature of this spectacle will draw the full attention of the media. They will be looking for who is in charge. Keep quiet. Open the website to the rest of the applicants, and choose your last location for the party. For mine, I chose the Sheraton on the Falls Hotel situated on the cusp on Niagara Falls.
This was what it was all leading to. The infamy of the last party would have caught the attention of the CEO of Sheraton Hotels, Kevin Larry, a man who needs no introduction. As the party begins, make sure to give your Kevin Larry a special pin, the Platinum Pin, signifying a status above the rest. As the night progresses, hint at something special coming. Build anticipation for what is about to happen. Make sure all eyes are on you. When the time is right, you will begin the final stage.
Unbeknownst to the members of the Big Dick Havers, tonight started a while ago. Youve been putting the pieces together for this very moment. You spent months scouting the area, building confidence in your marks, taking photos of them, paying for the fireworks and signage, building up your paper trail. Youve even rented a hang glider. And at the height of the night, you will bring your CEO Kevin Larry up to the open rooftop podium in front of everyone, and thank him for all that he has done for you. How none of this could have happened without him. Taking your rented hang glider in hand, you shout, "this one's for you big dicks". With that you leap into the air and glide toward the falls. Fireworks start, and the famous sign of Niagra Falls has a sparkler fountain over the N flicker to life, forming a "V". Everything is going great, when suddenly the hang glider breaks and you plummet to the freezing watery depths below, disappearing into the darkness beneath the fireworks show above. As confusion takes hold, phones will receive the message you timed to be sent when the fireworks started. Its the website. The famous logo of the golden cock is gone and in its stead the Sheraton Hotels logo, and a special message beneath that reads,
"Thank you everyone for participating in the Sheraton Hotel's new viral marketing program. We appreciate your attendance to tonight's party and continued support of the Sheraton Hotel and Resort family. We know you have many options when it comes to your choice of venues, and we appreciate you choosing us at Sheraton every time. To finish tonight's proceedings, we will be relaunching this website as an open social media experience to further promote the Sheraton's stellar approach to hospitality. So with all that said, lets 'Sheraton' of those big dicks!
- Kevin Larry
Sheraton Hotels and Resorts CEO"
Upon further inspection of the website, the viewers will see pages upon pages of members individual... members. And an open rating system for the public to use at their discretion. While the confusion turns to anger, no one will suspect that you could have survived. In fact you had planned for the hang glider to break and were now riding a raft down the river below and riding to freedom. If done right, the website was made in your fake name, KL3rb1gd1ck7352, and tied to the Sheraton corporate hotel ip address. The rentals, the actors, and other payments went through your Sheraton rewards credit card under pseudonym, Larry Kevin. All things pointing to your patsy, while you sail away with your winning. Congrats on finishing the Big Dick Havers Club Scam.
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