she's a rebel, she's a saint

Why was I hoping to see you again? W-Well, it isn’t… it isn’t every day that you have someone come falling through your window, and is it wrong to get to know that person if that incident ever occurs?

Uh huh. Well, I guess not. I would be kind of curious myself.

I would hope you plan on surviving. I can’t have my window be responsible for an individual’s death. And no, I don’t mind you sticking around. If I did, I would have packed your belongings in a box and requested your address so I could ship them to you. But I was actually hoping to see you again.

Oh, you did? And why is that?

I still cannot believe you climbed through my window because you thought it was Noah’s apartment. But you poor thing. Thank you for stopping by, I have your things in the spare bedroom and if you’d like something to drink, you’re more than welcome to help yourself.

Eh, shit happens, you know? I'll survive, I'm sure. Well, thanks. Don't want to overstay my welcome or anything but if you're offering I'm sure that means you don't mind me sticking around.

You act as though it’s some sort of inconvenience to use the door, Monica. Isn’t this way a bit faster and a little less… complicated? 

Duh, I was just joking. I rather use the door. I still have a huge bruise from trying to get in here the other night. But, hello to you too.

Are you sure? Do you need some advil, a change of clothes? If you’re sure you don’t, I can direct you to Noah’s — it’s no big deal.

I was actually just trying to seem polite. I would kinda appreciate it. Though I don't need advil. I'm fine. I don't get hungover.

I treat everyone with equal respect. I know what it’s like to be judged upon first meeting and perhaps that’s a bit deeper than you wanted from me at such an early hour. Let me go get you some water.

Well, that's cool of you. Okay, yeah thanks. You really don't have to though.

I think you’re quite intoxicated as I am most definitely not cute. Really though, could I get you some water? Or perhaps a change of clothing?

Nah, I know when the alcohol is talking and this is not one of those times. Not unless you want to. You don't know me, why are you being so nice?

With all due respect, you did come falling through my window at the early hours of the morning, clearly under the influence of drugs and who only knows what else, while I was asleep in the warmth and comfort of my bed. Any sane individual would consider pressing charges, which I am against in the first place but I do believe I need to weigh my options. However, you don’t seem to be a theft and I don’t see the reason to assume that you would intentionally hurt me so I don’t think it will be necessary,

Hey, I don't do drugs. Okay I like smoke sometimes but that hardly counts. I don't mean harm. I come in peace. I'm definitely not going to hurt you or steal from you. You're kinda cute.

I believe he does know how to be nice every once in a while. Most of the neighbors in this building do seem really friendly. Oh goodness. Why don’t you sit down for a bit, and maybe drink some water? And I’ll strongly consider not pressing charges.

Eh, people are fake. Yeah, sitting does sound good, yeah. Thank you. Wait, press charges? You are aware that this was an accident right?

Noah? I do recall meeting a Noah when I first moved in — he held the door for me a number of times as I struggled to carry the boxes — and I do believe he lives fairly close. He’s quite interesting, I will say. You’re Jewish as well? How lovely! And while I would be more than happy to direct you to your friend’s apartment, perhaps you should rest for a bit. Have you been drinking?

Woah, he knows how to be nice? That's news. That'd be really cool, yeah. Um, yeah. I have some. Not too much or anything. Like, I could totally still walk. Maybe not in a straight line but I'm still standing and that's what counts.

I’m Jewish, but I am most certainly not a man nor am I particularly big. The name Puck doesn’t sound familiar — what mother would name their child Puck? I apologize but I don’t know who you’re referring to. But… are you going to steal something from me?

Yeah, I totally caught on to that. He lives in this building. I'm pretty sure. Unless I have the wrong building too.. Oh, that's not his name. It's his nickname. His name is Jacob or Noah or something else really Jewish. Which I am too for the record so I'm allowed to say that. What? No I'm totally not going to steal something from you. I just.. Am not in the right place. I meant to be somewhere else. Obviously.