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Pre-show announcement:

Felt different to the usual pre-show announcement. People guessed that it was a band member by the kinda awkward Japanese, but the audience hadn’t immediately picked it up because he had changed his voice.

STORIA: (restless; “what’s happening?”) KI: I’m HISTORY’s leader, Kyungil. STORIA: (got really excited)

Then a second pre-show announcement, this time in Korean (read out by staff, not HISTORY).

Post-pre-show announcements:

SH: Because it’s dangerous (?), please sit down.

SH: Everyone, look behind you, my mama came! STORIA: (turn around) SH: I lied~

YJ: I'm Yijeong. Love you~

Entrance:

They made their entrance in casual clothes, as had officially been announced before. KI also had sunglasses (he explains why later lmao).After they sang Hello and Baby Hello, they introduced themselves one by one.

KI: Hello, I'm HISTORY's leader KI. Did you like today's pre-show announcement? YJ: Hello, I’m HISTORY's maknae YJ. JH & DK then introduced themselves. SH: Did you like that lie I told? I'm Sihyoung.

ALL: Who here hasn't seen HISTORY before? AUDIENCE: (raised their hands) KI & SH (?): From today, you're STORIA~ SH: Please learn this~ And then he did the 'We are H' pose. [note: Sihyoung likes X Japan; X Japan does this thing where they shout, ‘We are X!’]

While getting ready for the next stage: Members: Are you ready? Let's go! YJ: Don't wanna.

MC2

After Tomorrow, MC Akigen made his entrance.

KI: You can stand~ (looks like he meant to tell STORIA that they could sit since a talk corner had begun. But STORIA worked out he meant they could sit down. While this was happening, seems like SH was telling KI his mistake. Now that STORIA were sitting:) KI: You can stand?

Conversation went from SH's new joke (some kind of screeching noise) to his weird faces being posted on IG. [note: this one??]

SH: I'll post the sequel. DK: Manager... Dokyun half-heartedly tried to stop him lol

MC asked a question about their new album; HISTORY threw the question to Jaeho. JH: It's TOP SECRET so we can't really say anything, but... all members  participated in writing and composition. MC: How much of the album preparations have been completed? DK: 100%

Conversation turned to their Europe tour. MC: Well done on your Europe Tour! KI: But Japanese STORIA are the best... Korean STORIA are also the best.

MC: Who adapted the fastest to being overseas? KI: Jaeho. STORIA: (surprised) MC: What do you know [that I don't]?? KI: In Korea, Jaeho isn't diligent at all. He's late every day! (But) overseas, he went to bed two hours earlier than normal, and went sight-seeing. DK: In Korea he's been late everyday for the last three years JH: Not everyday! (I was on time) once!! It's because I think I can take a shower and get changed in 10~15min, but then my plans go astray. KI: He comes about 30 minutes late. But if it's a concert, 15 minutes before... (not sure what he said here, but I think he said something about not being late) JH: Whenever I'm late, I tell myself I'll start getting ready 15 minutes earlier next time! But it's been like this for three years...

Game 1 - compatibility test:

At the start of the fan meeting, there had been two cards left on the chairs: A, and B. STORIA used these cards to answer questions, you were out if your answer didn't match the member's, and the game continued until there was only one person remaining. Winner got a signed polaroid with HISTORY. Members answered questions according to their seating order: DK→YJ→KI→JH→SH. 

(This kind of game appears a lot on Korean tv shows, it's called a 'chemitest'.) 

Q1: If you found 30 000 yen [note: approx 300USD] A: Hand it to the police B: Take it home.

DK chose A. Most STORIA chose A. KI: I think he'd take it home if it were 30 000 won. SH: Even if it were 30 000 yen, I'd take it home. MC: (joke) I'll arrest you.

Q2: What superpower do you want? A: Psychic. B: Turn invisible.

YJ chose B. JH immediately said, "(He chose B) because he's a pervert!" YJ: If I was invisible, I'd hit Jaeho-hyung with all my strength. MC: Thank you for your violent answer...

Q3: What theme park ride do you want to ride the most? A: Roller coaster. B: Haunted house. KI chose A (question was for if he was going by himself). KI: I like roller coasters. Haunted houses aren’t scary at all. JH: Kyungil would defeat all the monsters.

Q4: What do you do after fighting with your partner? A: Contact them first. B: Stubbornly wait for them to contact you.

JH chose A. Members started booing him and calling him a liar. JH: I'd contact her first because I'm kind.

Q5: If my phone broke, I'd be worried about...? A: Contacts. B: Photos and videos.

SH chose B. SH: I don't know why, but I don't have anyone I contact. Just mama... My phone's more of an MP3 player than a phone. That's why photos are (more) important.

Q6: Where do you sit when you go watch a movie? A: First row, middle. B: Fifth row, at the end.

DK chose A (after saying: if these were the only seats left, I wouldn't watch the movie). KI: *miming tilting his head up* Wouldn't you end up like this? DK: I don't like being on the end.

Q7: What do you hate to see on KaKao Talk/LINE? A: Your message was read, but no reply. B: Your message hasn't been read, and no reply. YJ chose B. (Btw all other members but JH chose A.) YJ: Even if there's no reply, at least you know the other person's seen your message. JH: What if it was like that for a month or two? KI: If you waited that long, you'd be a stalker. You should stop hanging out with that person.

Q8: If transport was free, you'd choose: A: Plane. B: Taxi.

KI chose A. KI: I want to travel everyday. If it was close, I wouldn’t have to use a taxi, but if it was far... (Btw, Sh & JH chose A, YJ & DK chose B). DK: I’d be able to go to Jeju Island. YJ: Walking to the LOEN offices is a pain. (The other members: it only takes about five minutes?) JH: Free plane trips are more beneficial!

Here KI explained why he was wearing sunglasses.. KI: At the after-party last night, my eyes became small. (Because he drank too much? And then he took off his sunglasses and showed us haha you couldn’t tell if his eyes were open or not)

Q: What do you do if your partner asks, "Do I look different today?" A: Answer, even if it's a lie. B: Search desperately.

It was a question for JH. DK: JH'd go, "I know what it is~" JH chose A. JH: I don't notice things like when hairstyles have been changed a little, but I don't like people being mad at me, so I'd just give an answer.

Q10: (Last question) What do you with your ex's things after you break up? A: Linger over them. B: Throw it away.

Question for SH; DK guessed SH would pick B. SH picked B.

When HISTORY were signing the polaroid, they used YJ's back as a desk. KI: It's because he's the maknae... When it was YJ's turn, he used SH's back, even though KI made like he was offering (maybe YJ didn't see because KI was behind him?) KI then pretended to stretch. DK: KI was just stretching.

Game 2 - one-legged rope wrestle

You can see how the tournament went below (the numbers symbolise match numbers). Members pulled lottery numbers to work out which order they’d go in.

When KI pulled no. 2, the other members were all who's going up against KI in the frst match? The unlucky member who pulled no. 1 was SH. SH: Sorry to those who voted* for me. (*details later) SH felt resigned to lose against KI from the start.

DK didn't have to go up against anyone in the first round. JH (no. 4) and YJ (no. 5) went up against one another; YJ won. 3rd round: DK vs KI. STORIA: Kyungil! Kyungil! DK: *joins in with STORIA calling Kyungi's name*

DK lost to KI. Last round: KI vs YJ. Before the match began, YJ said he'd lose. Winner: KI.

STORIA voted for who they thought would win by putting ticket stubs with their seat number on them into the boxes at the entrance with the names of the members on them. One person who had correctly guessed would win. Present: an item of member's clothing. KI said that there were four items of clothing left, so in the end the rest of the members drew a ticket number to give a present to.

KI: Did you see the official twitter? Members went hunting for four-leaf clovers to give to the fans! But in the end only the tall-team managed to find any... So KI, DK, and SH drew lottery tickets (seat numbers?) and the winners got the clover, as well as a (signed?) polaroid of them, and the members, holding the clover.

DK: The clover's wilted... SH: It's died... (since some time had passed since they'd picked the clovers.)

Game time ended with a group photo. They tried to get STORIA to say "HISTORY" and "STORIA" instead of "cheese!" when taking the photo, but STORIA weren't really getting on board. So they said things like we won't take the photo?! to get them to be louder.

MC3

After MLTD.

JH: What song lives next? (←JH trying his best at Japanese) SH: Ah, we're finishing up now. Thank you to those STORIA who are new. Please support us in future as well. One by one, say your farewells... But then, instead of farewells... JH: It's true, isn't it~ DK: What is?! JH: It's the end (of this concert). But we'll do more concerts (in future), so it's okay!! STORIA: (noise of dislike because the concert was ending) SH: I feel the same way. Please enjoy until the end. There's still one song left. How nice!! STORIA: NO!! SH: Don't be mad... stop... I feel uneasy (lyrics to Don't Be Mad)

Double Encore (?)

Because the event should have ended after Tell Me Love, Green Days started to play. But KI arranged for there to be a double encore, with Ghost! While the staff were getting ready, SH practiced the fan-chant with STORIA.

SH: GHOST! STORIA: Ghost! SH: We're STORIA: Ghost! H! JH: We're Ghost?!

Tomorrow Anecdote

[14:00] Talk corner

(3:50-4:25) Self-intros. JH did his Ra-men! routine from Nagoya.

(4:25-4:55) SH and KI remark on how there are so many STORIA there.

SH: Today -- I can't believe it. There are lots of STORIA -- KI: Lots! About three thousand people. SH: Yes. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 -- about 200. DK: Please stop. SH: -- 1 thousand, 2 thousand, 3 thousand. There's about 5 thousand, lots!

(4:55-7:05) SH notes that it feels like a concert, and that because so many STORIA came, they'll be performing about five songs. KI says that the no. of songs they perform depends on how loud STORIA cheer (he says this in Korean; he has to ask the translator to repeat herself because STORIA drown her out with cheers the first time around). SH asks STORIA to be quiet when they're talking, but to be loud if they're singing/dancing during the talk corner. Since so many STORIA came, he wants to hold a special talk corner: he asks JH to sing, but JH shies away.

(7:05-8:43)

KI: Tomorrow, the LOST events will end. Thank you for coming in such large numbers. SH: This event is the last day of events. STORIA: Huh? SH: It's the last weekend of events. To me, time passes really quickly. So I think we'll meet again soon. Everyone, don't you think so as well? STORIA: *cheers* SH: Thank you. SH: I think it'd be really difficult to play rock paper scissors with so many people, so... DK: In my opinion, because there's so many people, rather than holding an event, how about we perform lots of songs?

[14:00] Intermission

(15:38-16:03)

SH: Okay, everyone, this isn't the end yet! I'm joking. But thank you, really. STORIA: Eeeeh SH: Yes, that's right, that was also a joke. KI: Today's really fun, isn't it? SH: Yes, it is.

(16:03-17:03) SH and KI asking STORIA to cheer louder. 

(17:05-17:26) cute!

SH: What's the next song? KI: The next song is...ah. SH: You don't know? KI: I don't know. SH: Ok~ay. DK: Jaeho -- jinja -- really doesn't know. *DK and KI try to wave JH into position* JH: *aaah of realization* Tomorrow!

[14:00] Farewell

(00.00-00:46) SH thanks STORIA, and asks them what time the second performance begins. SH tells everyone to rest until the second performance, and, "Let's meet at the second performance".

[17:00] Talk corner

(0:00-1:03) Self-intros. SH thanks STORIA for coming to the second performance as well. SH notes that it's the last weekend for LOST promo events.

(1:03-1:46) talking about the rising no. of STORIA.

SH: The first time we performed here, about 30 people came. KI: More than that? About 50 people. SH: But today -- KI: It's about three thousand, right? JH: The number of STORIA have grown! SH: I'm truly happy. Thank you! KI: We'll work harder. STORIA, also work hard!

(1:46-3:04) SH says they'll only be performing fan-favorites. KI jokes that if STORIA don't cheer loud enough, they'll only perform three songs, five songs if they cheer a lot. SH asks STORIA to be quiet during the talk corners, but to cheer during the performances.

[17:00] Intermission

(18:20-19:10) I just thought DK was really cute here /not biased at all

SH: It's really hot. KI: Are you having fun? DK: That was so exhausting, I could have died. I'm joking. SH: Give me a minute. STORIA: Dokyun, fighting! DK: Fighting! SH: What do you think of the performance that we prepared? SH: It's a pity, but... this isn't the end! KI: Let's go.

[17:00] Farewell

(0:12-0:20) SH being SH

(0:22-0:40) KI being insufferably cute

KI: Today was fun. (he phrased it so that it could be taken to mean "did you have fun?" -- notice how his tone goes down on the last syllable) STORIA: Yes! KI: No, no. I had fun. Today was fun. STORIA: Yes! KI: No, no, I had fun. Everyone, did you have fun? STORIA: *cheers* KI: Th-ank-you.

(0:58-1:51) talking about future plans

KI: Tomorrow’s our last (day in Japan). I’m truly thankful (for everything) until now. Don’t cry, don’t cry. We’re going back to Korea - STORIA: *indistinguishable* KI: Eh? Tomorr – eh? Don’t know yet. We don’t know at all when we’re coming back. When we return to Korea, we’re going to try our hardest on our next album. Please wait a little for us. KI: Are you troubled?

(1:48-2:12)

KI: *to YJ* Are you okay? Don’t cry. YJ: *pretends to wipe away tears* SH: *pretends to wipe away tears, then pretends he’d accidentally poked himself in the eye with his glasses*

(2:23-2:36)

KI: Everyone, please come tomorrow, and support us until the end. We're HISTORY!

Talk corner: 

(0:00-0:40) yes KI we all know you have nice pecs 

SH: I'm truly moved that people came today. I didn't think many people would come since it's a Monday. Thank you for coming! ALL: Thank you! SH: I'm surprised, really. KI: My chest feels full (of emotions). SH: Yes, my chest feels full. Ah. Not that chest. People who understand... KI: It is for me. *pause* I'm joking, I'm joking! YJ: Watch out!

YJ's exclamation is probably re: how KI was straying into dangerous territory. SH's referring to an incident during the first NicoNico showcase when he tried to say he valued STORIAs' hearts, but said chest instead... and Aki (supported by YJ) ran with it and took it to mean that SH valued STORIAs’ boobs. 

(1:00-2:47) SH suffering from performance anxiety, and JH commenting on YJ’s overgrown mop

SH: Truthfully, I didn't think people would come, so I thought that the entire event would be taking and giving photos and videos, but... I guess we can't do that. Ah. I don't know what to say since I'm surprised. JH: He's not an MC, is he. SH: The MC is nervous, sorry. JH: Who wants to be MC today? YJ: M-E-! JH: Where are your eyes today? YJ: My eyes are at home. JH: They're at home? JH: You can't see right now? YJ: No, but, I can feel in my heart. SH: His eyes are here... YJ: What shall we do today? JH: MC is... *says something in Korean* SH: I can do that as well. YJ: What's the next song? KI: Shall we chat? Since today's the last day -- SH: Yes, that’s right. KI: -- let's chat with everyone. What shall we chat about?

(2:49-4:20) so apparently food goes straight to JH’s nose

SH: After we finished yesterday, what did HISTORY eat yesterday? It was an afterparty, right? KI: Afterparty? We have one every day. SH: Yesterday was a special afterparty. KI: I want to eat udon. YJ: Udon? SH: Not wagyu? KI: Yesterday? Oh, yesterday. I ate wagyu. JH: Yesterday we ate wagyu beef, and ???, ???, and ice-cream. KI: That was just Jaeho, he ate all of it. It was amazing. After he ate all of it, his nose got fat. His nose is bigger than it was yesterday. JH: It got fatter? SH: What a pity. JH: It's not fatter. Right now, it's... small. KI: No. YJ: Not at all. KI: It's fatter. JH: Next, next! *trying to move the conversation along* JH: After I ate... KI: (Your nose) got fat. JH: It's not fat! JH: After the after-party, I went back to the hotel, and... KI: Got fat? I'm joking! Joking!

(4:20-5:22) JH didn’t know the word for “tears” so he said “eye-water”

JH: I went back to the hotel and got my luggage ready. I teared up a little. Since we're going home today. KI: Didn't you go out yesterday? JH: Oh. Yesterday? I went to the convenience store. KI: Convenience store? JH: I bought cream puffs. I ate them last. KI: AGAIN? For desert? JH: Yes. Because it was the last day. KI: And then you got fat.

(0:00-0:59)

KI: When we go back to Korea, I want to work our hardest on our next album. SH: We want to, we want to. We don't have any plans. KI: We will, we will. JH: What kind of concept are you considering? SH: A man suffering from the pain of separation --  KI: Our next concept will be a cute concept. YJ: No. (lit: impossible) Dk: No. KI & JH: What kind of concept do you like? KI: *listening to STORIA* Cute? DK: We can't do that. KI & JH: Sexy? YJ: Perverts! Perverts! JH: Leader's abs? Abs? *mimes lifting a shirt* KI: Jaeho's nose? Nose? JH: We'll do a nose concept together? KI: Just you. JH: Just me? KI: *Korean* JH: *laughing* Okay, okay, okay... stop it.

(1:00-6:33) Promo event memories. Bonus drinking game: take a shot every time KI calls JH cute.

SH: What memories do you have of this round of promotion events? KI: Every day. SH: Especially KI: Everyday. SH: Same here, but is there anything that you think of especially... KI: Is there anything...? Sihyoung, is there anything? SH: When we had the two consecutive concerts - the omnibus concert, and our special live concert - I remember that especially. KI: (We were so tired) we could have died. SH: We didn't die. KI: Seriously. SH: But at the time, I truly felt that we could make it to Tokyo Dome. YJ: Really? SH: Huh? YJ: Really? To Tokyo Dome? SH: Yes, Tokyo Dome is overambitous. I really felt that we could make it to ZEPP. KI: For me, Divercity. It was raining, and everyone - suffering -- huh? STORIA: *jokingly making displeased noises* KI: Yes. That.  DK: For me, it was when it was snowing fell on the freeway. KI: Yijeong? YJ: I.... *long pause* KI: Jaeho? JH: When I made the snowman on the freeway. And the self-introduction I did at Nagoya and yesterday? Venus Fort? DK: Self-introduction? SH: What was it? JH: Ra-men! Tsuke-men! I'm an handsome-man! Okay! It's Jaeho! KI: Cute cute cute. Do it again. SH: Everyone, what do you think? STORIA: Cute! JH: Together? Ra-men! Tsuke-men! I'm an handsome-man! Okay! It's Jaeho! KI: Cute cute cute cute cute the cutest the.... the cutest the cutest the... amazing amazing...so cute YJ: I want to see it again, JH: No, no, no -- what about Yijeong? YJ: Me? Jaeho's cute. SH: Everyone, you're terrible. When I did mine, everyone said it was an old gag, you all told me to stop. But Jaeho's cute? KI: Cute! Because he's cute. Cute amazing. One more time, one more time. DK: *to SH* It's because you're tall that you're not cute. If you were short... SH: It's because I look like a model? KI: *to JH* A little cutely, cutely -- DK: If you were short it'd be cute. KI: *still speaking to JH* Do it cutely one more time. JH: Ra-- YJ: No, no, your voice -- hurry up, please. DK: Make your voice cute as well, please. JH: Ra-men, tsuke-men -- YJ: *stops him and gives an example* DK: *to YJ* Please show us. JH: *to STORIA* Together? Ra-men! Tsuke-men! I'm an handsome-man! Okay! It's Jaeho! STORIA: Eeeh... JH: *high-pitched* Whooo. I’m embarassed. KI: Cute cute cute. *to STORIA* Was Jaeho cute? DK: He can't do it. JH: Next song! KI: What about Yijeong? YJ: I'm cute~ KI: No, memories. YJ: I... in my memories.... hmm.... KI: The next song is -- YJ: The last day is always particularly memorable. It's sad, and I'm really impatient as to when we'll be in Japan next. Right?

(6:33-7:50) possible March plans

KI: I want to come back to Japan soon. I want to hold a showcase in Japan soon. Please wait for us. Don't forget us. Everyone, please don't forget about HISTORY. STORIA: We won’t forget. SH: At the afterparty, we talked to the company about March -- STORA: Ooooh. SH: Ah -- we don't have any plans at the moment, but while talking we talked about March, so definitely don't forget about us. When we go back we'll work our hardest and I think coming back in March will be -- STORIA: Made possible. SH: Made possible. Yes. We'll work hard. KI: Amazing! Japanese teachers. SH: Teachers, teachers. DK: Don't stray~ SH: Please wait for us. JH: Yijeong! When we return to Korea, please make a new song quickly. YJ: Yes. Understood. I'll work hard.

(7:51-8:09) what’s the next song?

JH: “What’s the next song?” KI: “What is it?”  → YJ  → DK  → YJ  → KI  → JH  → SH SH: *after checking with staff* Liar. JH & KI: It's Liar. KI: Let's go.

Ending: