all the spiders clap along.

     ★ “but what if i want to be bitten?”

       Oh… it was sticky. Her hand was caught,          and she began to struggle under the grasp          of the web. This was what she got for being          curious. She set the pan down that she held          in her other hand, to help pull her left out of          the web. But… where was the spider? 

          now, what little fly was caught in her web? from the shadows did the spider lurk, watching the human struggle with a twisted delight. only when she giggles does she make her presence known, smaller arachnids creeping around them.

“I HOPE, THEN, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR ROLE IS. I NEED THAT HUMAN SOUL, AND I AM WILLING TO PAY YOU HANDSOMELY, BEAUTIFULLY, GORGEOUSLY FOR IT!”

Mettaton EX rubbed his hands together, almost anxiously. If anyone saw this form and managed to trace it back to him, his debut would be ruined!

“DON’T DISAPPOINT ME, MISS MUFFET.”

          truthfully, muffet had no care for the underground’s plan to break the barrier---to get out to the surface and live once more among the humans. who in the world would want to live with such cruel creatures that hated spiders?? for that reason, she had no qualms with giving up the final soul to the kind sir. 

feelings: you a damn lie

‘i-i’m not stingy a-at all! i-if i had the money, i-i would’ve gotten s-some pastries, r-really!!’ what a shame he forgot to stop by the tem shop; things probably could’ve been easier.

                 ❛ they don’t bite people, do they ? i don’t like spiders that bite people. ❜