Moribund slut.

Cher tweets always get posted but you all missed this gem

Another way of reproducing dogs is by the copy and paste method. When your dog is in front of you, simultaneously press down ctrl and c on your keyboard. Afterwards press ctrl and v at the same time to replicate the dog next to the original dog. To replicate a dog of another colour, open Microsoft paint and choose the colour that you prefer, and repeat the process from step 1.

script idea: kyle maclachlan drinking coffee and looking into our eyes for 45 minutes speaking words of support and encouragement

Ijeoma Umebinyuo (via shakethecobwebs)

Beyonce attends the ‘China: Through The Looking Glass’ Costume Institute Benefit Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 4, 2015 in New York City

The sun photographed from the same spot, at the same hour throughout different days in a year. This is called an analemma. It is caused by the 23.5 degree tilt of the earth and the elliptical orbit. (Source) (Photographer: Tunc Tezel)

Just a typical day in heaven.

I’m a motherfucking monster!

Wishing you nothing but happiness in your future.

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