"sports account"

last time there were two consecutive years of the same two teams in the scf was 2008 and 2009 red wings vs penguins. red wings won 2008 and penguins won 2009. in conclusion florida gets blown to smithereens

‘twas fun watching the games regardless of the outcome, g7 r2 is no joke and i hope everyone has a good time until we regroup in october ✊ hope auston recovers and everyone has a beautiful summer and mitch has the best time with his son. and if mitch gets traded i will probably do spin attacks and hurt things a little but as long as it’s a team i can cheer for, whatever. fuck drake and all that. go leafs go!!!!!!!

and i love joseph woll but that doesn’t mean i want him to do everything. (points at bobrovsky) guards, get him

and if this is mitchy’s last game on home ice? i propose we all just lay down and die

panthers goal side effects include: nausea, headache, light-headedness, depression, anxiety, stomachache, fever, hysteria, tachycardia, existential dread, heart palpitations

matty knies you want to kill a bitch soooo bad

(guy who is normal about hockey voice) yeah the outcome of this game will dictate my mood for the next week at least and i will start yelling and screaming if things look even a little grim at any point in time

couldn't watch the game but JWOLL SHUTTY THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

please let this be the break in the floodgates. please let this open us up to many more goals to come. please let us wipe the floor with the rats in games 6 and 7. amen

when i said leafs in 6 i didn't mean lose 6-0

this is the part where we all hold hands and scream really loud

willy hattrick, woll shoots someone, mtkachuk spontaneously combusts, kniesy sinks florida with the power of his mind, and God himself whispers divine guidance in the ears of mitch and auston

being a leafs fan is a never-ending cycle of realising that yep that's my circus... and shit those are my monkeys too... fuck my stupid life

sometimes i wonder if the leafs are a sports team or a government front created specifically to ruin william nylander's life

starting a rumour that everyone congregated before the game and mutually agreed to make this the worst day of joseph woll's life