Great Gatsby Batman!

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

This post radiates positive energy

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

Im terrified

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

I just woke up why y’all yellin

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

im sorry what

Lmfaooo

Lmao I’m not leaving my kids alone with their dad

I’m the dad lmaooo

This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet all week. Just press play. Trust me, fam.

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

I was going to scroll past until Spiderman’s ass started disintegrating

This song is on the Drive soundtrack 😍

me when offered soda: yes. love the bübblés me when offered water: yes! a fresh and sexy beverage me when offered sparkling water: Why Are You Trying To Murder Me Under The Guise Of Hospitality