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#newbegginings #skyrail

Fk me Turkish folk music on loud speaker. Maaaaaaate stop it. Omg.

Duuuuuude shut your legs if I did that society would label me a slut.

You are not destitute you have no excuse for not packing and using tissues. All I can hear this morning are sniffles, chewing, and the crackling of the metro PA not working.

The nose picker got off at Noble Park. Standard.

Vigorous nose picking...are you serious? You're like 40 😐

What a privilege it is to be able to observe the daily progress of the controversial Sky rail in great detail. I love it when Metro stops our train to give us a closer look #silverlings

Loud phone man has made a friend on the train!His voice continues to permeate this fine piece of machinery.

Mate, no one cares about your bathroom renovation. The elderly couple in front of me are trying to read and play sudoku. Zip it 🤐

Elderly man after hearing the news our train is delayed due to an ill passenger.

When the guy standing behind you is eating an egg...the smell...the sounds...the horror 👎🏻😱

Every time an over 40's male sits next to me on the train a piece of me dies inside.

Fk man just cause your elbow is bigger than mine doesn't mean mine deserves to be treated with less respect.

Some bitch has actually brought cutlery and glassware and eating her breakfast on the train. This isn't annoying at all 😬you would not get away with this in Singapore.

You're 43 and working full time. Pack tissues.

Huffing and puffing down the back of my neck won't make this train go any faster. You can huff and puff but you won't break my spirit; metro did that years ago.