MoMoolah

8pm now. I'm back, squeaky clean. On with the neverending landing page video...

So, new newbie, click, click (you don't see what they're clicking BTW) and poof, two accounts set up to make money. Flash forward to what's his name talking about his debt, working two jobs,...basically saying what he's supposed to say to connect with all the people in dire straits (it may all be true, at least to some extent, I honestly couldn't care less).

"You want something easy to use with the potential to make $5000 a month", well, yeaaaaah, who doesn't...?

Then he goes on about all the spam mail you get about money making systems...you know, the spam I clicked on to end up on his landing page. Talks about combining these email strategies with mobile marketing.

Finally, something that tells you (a tiny bit) more about his system. Flash back to newbie 2, in less than 3 hours she made over $800. 10 days later Monica (finally got her name), is now making several thousands of dollars a day (and apparently throwning them out the window without saving for when the system goes belly up). Bring in the obligatory limited time frame, "don't spread the link, keep it to yourself, blablabla" It's not like affiliate links aren't mushrooming all over the internet, including here ;-) It's a little redeeming when he asks you to donate a percentage of your profits to a charity. May be another marketing ploy, but hey, paying it forward really does help. And not just financially.

Noooooo, not another newbie...That's the second one in 15 minutes. Paul is a financial...something...apparently my brain has turned into mush from watching this and I'm no longer capable of remembering more than one thing at a time... You can use the system on dekstop, laptop, tablet, smartphone. Okay, that's useful info. BTW, if you decide to go to the landing page, don't be fooled by the "Limited Spaces Available in - "your country". He probably will limit the number, because too many people using the system will most likely seriously hurt the profit margins, but I doubt it'll be any time soon.

2 hours later and Paul earned $1035. "No one else knows about this, just you and a couple of other people". Sooo, the internet is only used by "a couple of people" worldwide? Okaaaaaaaay, moving on... (I know, I know, the product hadn't launched yet when he created that video... I'm in sarcastic mode today, okay?) Paul: "I can't believe this was free" Me: "Neither can I, Paul, neither can I" Obviously, it'll cost you to pay for the system. Which makes sense. But seeing as this is email marketing, you'll either need to have a huge, or smaller but targeted, email list. Which, as a newbie, you won't have. So I'm pretty sure you'll have to pay for the emails you send. Could be wrong, though, maybe they have their own lists, or they're paying for lists that are included in the system,...hmm, now I'm intrigued. 6 days later, Paul is making several thousands a day. What else is new... "I can give this system to you for free, instead of asking $10000 for it. All I ask that you cover technical support and upgrades." Lifetime use and lifetime upgrades included for $49. Call me cynical, but I don't think this system will work that well for more than a couple of years.

"But wait, there's more"...The typical infomercial sales pitch. 60 days money back guarantee, should give you enough time to make your investment back, assuming it's as good as the video claims it is. Oh goodie, now he even has "time remaining" and "bonuses remaining" countdown timers on the video. If you're new to online money making product pitches: Do NOT be fooled by this. I'm pretty sure if watch the video again tomorrow - or next month - that the countdown will start all over again.

There is no bar that shows you how much longer the travesty goes on, which in 90% of the time makes me close the window immediately and not look back. So I'll save you the horror of sitting through it and give you the gist of what's happened so far:

80% is "look at my sales stats", "look at my bank account", " look at my fancy shmancy mansion and car", "look at all the people who are making money with my system", "life was crap before, but now it's absolute bliss thanks to the system".

Then he finally mentions an interesting point: people check their phones a lot more than their computer.

He also mentions he prefers beginners to try this system. Then he shows a meeting he had a while ago with a "newbie" who's tried all kinds of different things to make money online, but was unsuccessful. And then it seems to get a lit bit more interesting when he logs into the emobile account and lets "newbie" (i forgot his name...I seem to have forgotten all of their names) take over.

"2 hours later" they check whether the cloned code they created earlier made any money...$493. "Newbie" claims to make around $1400 a day now. Still skeptical, these kind of push button solutions usually require you to pay for $XXX(X) upgrades to make them push button. On top of that, because of the cloning (whatever that really entails), it's also very likely that the system will stop working after a little while when it gets saturated. Which they of course claim won't happen. Oh no, yet another test subject...I think it's already running for an hour in total now... I give up for now, gonna take a bath, feel like someone dumped a bucket of snake oil over me.