It’s my turn with Tumblr

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

You gotta floss their teeth REALLY carefully.

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

This.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

i have this deadly sickness called remembering

i'm still a leftist but in my experience women are viewed as expendable in leftist spaces, spoken over, treated as stupid, on a level that is astounding. you can get away with an enormous level of vitriolic hatred for women if you couch it in the right terms

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors