Champagne Taste With An Ass Face

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

this one’s a keeper

I have queued this since June 19th

Me as a husband

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

49-minute yoda fuck scene

you are the exception

don’t get me wrong greek mythology is weird as fuck but it doesn’t have anything on egyptian mythology at its best. for example, ra-atum was the first god, who happened to create himself, and he birthed two children on his own by masturbating (or, alternatively, fucking his shadow), and then those kids had a daughter together, and that daughter’s name was nut

bringing this back for everyone who read that ask i answered about set and horus’s salad dressing adventure and is currently asking me if egyptian mythology was really that fucking strange

Nintendo DS culture is having fun with your sweet innocent game and then seeing your reflection in the screen during the cut screens and realizing how much suffering you see in your eyes then feeling thankful when the game comes back on

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

3:55am