Take it easy

why is it so relaxing?

i get so confused with sub genres of music there’s like metal, death metal, progressive death metal, polka finnish melodic black metal with fries and a diet coke i give up

#i have no idea what is going on but an attractive beardy fellow in suspenders is offering me a french kitten #so okay

On January 1, 2013

Take an empty jar anywhere in your room. Every time something good happens to you - it doesn't matter if it is just a little thing, if it makes you happy - write on a little paper why you are happy, fold the paper, and take it into the jar. On the last day of 2013 empty your jar, and see how many little presents life gave you. Do it in each year.

ayo if im gonna die this friday then im gonna die staring lovingly into the eyes of the only person that matters

HAPPY DOGE

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

Woooo— old.

childhood

mine was a giant rug of snakes and ladders

you don’t understand, this rug was my life.

oh mY GOD I REMEMBER THIS

ok so one time when i was little i was mad at my sister while we were playing barbies and one of her barbies got into an accident of some sort and had to go to the hospital, but i was sitting on the hospital and i knew it but didn’t want to tell her or move, so she spent a good few minutes frantically searching for it before she just accepted the fact that her barbie was going to die from the lack of medical attention and reenacted such a dramatic death scene that it brought her and i both to tears so i sheepishly moved out of the way and she yelled at me because her barbie was already dead and i could have prevented it and i ran out of the room crying

reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant. 

ashley should be watching the fucking door, not reblogging things on tumblr

ashely katchadourian isn’t even in charge of the door

ashley katchadourian is in charge of the snacks

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

Or you could just be really nice and friendly, works too. 

The money you save on the actual apartment can go into all the fucking awesome ass furniture. Definitely thinking about doing this when I’m older.

totally just loving this.