tangled in lame pick up lines

Featured: the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

[offscreen voice] “hey.” cat: “wahhh?? waaah?” “what.” “wehhh…” “yeah I know. we’ve gotta get up.” “wehhhh!” “we’ve gotta get up.” “waahhhhh!” “we do!” “waa–”

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

*depression hitting me back* i dont give a fuck

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

If you ever think you’re a slow learner, just remember that it took Achievement Hunter over 200 episodes to figure out how a compass in minecraft works.

After they decided the sun must have been setting in the wrong direction.

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*