Yes I know my hair looks weird stop mentioning it

Maybe I should have thought twice before eating that bin sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

Rommath I might be dying

So I didn’t die from eating the bin sandwich, did taste a bit weird though…

Tragic.

You’re just jealous you don’t know the age old art of scavenging, you townie

You know I was legit poor before I took this job, right? Stop gentrifying eating trash you bourgeoisie shit.

I’m not gentrifying anything! I don’t even know what that word means!

So I didn’t die from eating the bin sandwich, did taste a bit weird though…

Tragic.

You’re just jealous you don’t know the age old art of scavenging, you townie

I won’t hide anything again, I promise. *gently runs his hand down her back* Thank you for giving me another chance, I don’t think I deserve it, but thank you, it means a lot to me.

*she nods, smiling a bit* good. i really love you, like a whole fuckin lot. 

*smiles* Honestly I wonder a lot why someone as perfect as you would put up with someone like me, but I’m glad you do. I love you so much Lilian, you’re amazing.

I won’t hide anything again, I promise. *gently runs his hand down her back* Thank you for giving me another chance, I don’t think I deserve it, but thank you, it means a lot to me.

I’ve tried to apologise to him, I really have, but he mostly threatened to kill me and told me to stay away from him, so I respected that and did. I though maybe over time things would be a bit better and we could sort it all out but… well, the Scourge kind of ruined that in multiple ways. *he sighs heavily* I’m fine with not coming gronn wrangling then, I respect that decision, just… please try and not get hurt. *he looks up at her* I love you Lilian, and I’m sorry for hurting you like this.

*doesnt say anything for a while and sighs again, looking away. She eventually steps closer to halduron and hugs him, burying her face in his shoulder* you’re an idiot and im fucking mad at you for lying to me. but I love you too. that’s not going to change.

*hugs her back* I’m definitely an idiot and I understand if you can’t forgive me for lying or can’t trust me because it was a shit thing to do. I promise though, I’ll never do this to you. I’m past cheating, I promise. Though I understand if you can’t trust me on that either, I haven’t exactly been the best at making you trust me now have I.

I’ve tried to apologise to him, I really have, but he mostly threatened to kill me and told me to stay away from him, so I respected that and did. I though maybe over time things would be a bit better and we could sort it all out but... well, the Scourge kind of ruined that in multiple ways. *he sighs heavily* I’m fine with not coming gronn wrangling then, I respect that decision, just... please try and not get hurt. *he looks up at her* I love you Lilian, and I’m sorry for hurting you like this.

*is already looking pretty stressed by this, trying to work out how to not fuck this up further* I should have told you, I know. I mean I might have told them not to say anything because I was scared of blowing my chances with you in some way, and that really wouldn’t have helped. Would you be all that willing to date me if you knew I’d cheated in one relationship previously? I mean it probably wouldn’t even matter about how casual that relationship had been, you’d know I’d cheated in the past anyway. I really should have mentioned it still at some point, I know, but when was the right time? When is the right time to say “oh by the way, I cheated on a previous partner years ago”? *he puts down his book, opting to look at the floor rather than at Lilian* I... guess I was scared. I didn’t want to risk the chance of losing you because of stupid mistakes I’ve made, but I know I’ve made this worse because I was scared. I really didn’t think.

*fuckin appears out of nowhere in haldurons house, not looking too pleased and standing with her arms crossed firmly across her chest* hey so uhhhhh can we talk for a minute? Now?

*jumps as Lilian appears, nearly dropping the book he’s reading, seeing Lilian’s expression and looking pretty worried* Uh yeah, sure? What’s wrong?

*is too pissed off to make proper eye contact with him, and instead frowns at her shoes* nathanos told me something very interesting a little while ago. something I was very surprised to learn considering, you know, when you’re in a relationship with someone you don’t hide shit from them. *she finally fixed her gaze on his* so you cheated on him, right? seems like something you should have told me.

*looks for a second like he’s considering some sort of escape plan since he really doesn’t want to experience Lilian’s wrath, but then sighs* Ah, well I didn’t think my past mistakes were too important to our relationship, considering this is completely different to well, that whole thing and there’s the fact this happened about fifteen years ago. But yes, I suppose I cheated on him, and I regret doing it, and I probably should have told you about it sooner than this. I suppose I didn’t really think, I’m sorry.

*fuckin appears out of nowhere in haldurons house, not looking too pleased and standing with her arms crossed firmly across her chest* hey so uhhhhh can we talk for a minute? Now?

*jumps as Lilian appears, nearly dropping the book he’s reading, seeing Lilian’s expression and looking pretty worried* Uh yeah, sure? What’s wrong?

Don’t worry about that, honestly we’re fine with any excuse to get out of work. Actually, speaking of work… *looks at Halduron* Don’t you have rangers to be training or something?

*shrugs* Why, aren’t you enjoying my company?

Ah sorry, it’s easy to assume every human is part of the Alliance. I’m not exactly the best at remembering not every one of you is part of it most of the time.Unlike some people here I’m not some kind of expert on humans. Speaking of that, Hal do you actually want to join this conversation or are you set on just sitting there watching us like you’re watching a tv show or something?

*has been sitting there this entire time just watching everything go on and especially focusing on Barnes, and jumps slightly when he’s addressed* What, me? Well I didn’t want to interrupt things, you look like you’re all having a nice enough conversation already.

*smiles politely* i’ll just have a glass of wine, thank you.

*raises an eyebrow slightly but maintains her smile* Ah, a solid choice. But it wouldn’t be a Karazhan party without a little flair, now would it? Let me see what I can do. *raises her hand and levitates a bunch of vintage bottles around the room, making them rotate around her outstretched palm as a glimmering crystal glass forms within it. When its done, the bottles tip and pour a little bit of each of them into the glass, tendrils of magic sparking and swirling with the liquid. She then hands the glass to Halduron* I believe this will be to your taste. 

*is rather impressed with the showmanship and takes the glass from Aegwynn with a more natural smile on his face* thank you very much! *takes a sip and seems rather impressed by the blend* hm, i’ve never tasted something like this, but i have to say it is rather excellent.

*smiles politely* i’ll just have a glass of wine, thank you.