Modern Necromancy

Don’t tell me you’re keeping track and running some sort of tally are you?  You must be very bored.  *little smile*

Stupendously bored. Besides, you like kissing and things like that.

Stop that.  I’m not falling for one of your half-hearted guilt trips

Oh now don’t you play that card on me.  *Pout*

Carrying a heavy trunk upstairs versus carrying just myself to the roof?  Do you not see that you make no sense?

I’m not old just when it suits me!  I’m old all the time!  It doesn’t matter how old you are, when someone’s threatening to use your blood to summon elder gods, you run.

And when you were old when I asked you to carry my trunk upstairs, but were magically okay enough to go on the roof for stargazing?

There’s a difference there and you know it.

It's minute at best, though. You can't be old when it suits you.

Come on now, Neo, I’m an old man!  You can’t expect me to move so fast.

How about that.

Woah

HIS BODY DOES JACK THINGS HOLY SMOKES

strangely aroused?????