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"no no stop please im about to squirt" what do you expect me to do, not keep fucking you?

it's 2026 we need to accept that "sopping wet" is not a very sexy way to describe a pussy

oh you're wearing a skirt today? that's nice. hand me your panties please if you're going to make it that easy

if only i could recapture whatever the hell my body is doing when im waking up. because like holy shit it's like im on gas station boner pills sometimes

you may say "the appeal of being anon is ruined if you're the first person to like the responses to your asks". and my response to naysayers like you is a little thing called "kayfabe"

i love being a stupid evil gooner tbh. like i love sending pervy anon asks i'm glad i get the opportunity

kind of sucks being a brass player because like if i were to put my fingers in a slut's mouth it'd just taste like sour metal