Six of Crows highschool au headcanons!
- The Crows are technically a gang, though it’s more like a glorified club with slightly more criminal activity
- Wylan, Matthias, and Inej did not join the club voluntarily, they just kinda got dragged along bc someone else was also in the club
- Nina smacks Matthias’s ass a lot just to see him embarrassed
- Wylan and Jesper do that thing where you joke about killing your friend’s abusive parents a lot, Inej is getting a little worried that it’s not gonna be a joke for much longer
- Kaz and Inej met because they both use the library to avoid people at lunch. They didn’t talk for a solid 2 months but they sat in the general vicinity of one another
- Nina and Jesper have an ongoing bet of who’s going to get laid first
- Inej tells Jesper about fights when they’re about to happen so he can record them to post
- Wylan nearly shit his pants the first time he talked to Kaz
- Kaz is best known for being able to steal stuff from the school vending machines and cafeteria, no matter how much they increase security
- Inej wins every game of hide and seek she has ever played
- Kaz told everyone he was a vampire in middle school, Inej and Jesper never let him live it down
- Inej constantly gets mistaken for a freshman even when she’s a junior
- Jesper made one short joke towards Inej and she suplexed him for it
- Matthias has the entire Les Mis soundtrack memorized, and yet vehemently denies being a theatre kid
- Nina and Jesper tear it up on the dance floor at every single school dance, while the rest of the crows stand awkwardly off to the side
- Wylan is trained in classical ballet
