Burn MotherFucker Burn

highmami

Listen I am so here for platonic “I love you"s. I don’t care if you think “I love you” is some sacred phrase to only utter to one person in your life, i don’t care if you think it makes me look overbearing. I say “I love you” to my friends every time I say goodbye because I want them to know 100% without a doubt that I care for them and love them and am there for them so so much.

tell a boy you aint gonna fuck him and watch how dry the conversation gets lmfao

Have I traveled for dick? I am ashamed to say yes.

The furthest I went for dick was to Elmont.

And how far is that from where you’re at?

3 hours.

LMFAOOOOOO

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

Thanks, @staff!!!!!

highmami

Good Vibes here