I can kind of draw. Not really.

How could these two have any connection

i spent my life savings on this naruro themed bar and grill and you’re telling me i need to shut it down? on sasuke saturday?!

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt

me trying to make myself feel better: i…..i love being ugly

my mood legit goes from “💖💖❤️❤️💞 i l o v e y o u !! 💖💖💞💞💕❤️❤️❤️ you’re my life 💖💖💞💕❤️❤️💕💕💕” to “👀👀👀👀 who’s that ?? 👀👀👀👀 i see how it is 👀👀👀 im not needed” so quick it’s ridiculous

me while drawing: damn i wish i could draw

today when my coworker went to lunch i said “munch munch it’s time for lunch” and the assistant manager was like “carson do u ever.. think before u say things like that never do that again”