BPD BOSS BITCH

i can't wait to wake up next to him every morning.

i can't wait to brush our teeth together.

i can't wait to shower with him.

i can't wait for him to teach me how to shave.

i can't wait to lay in bed in the evening and we're both doing our own thing.

i can't wait to get dressed together.

i can't wait for us to own a bunch of cats.

i can't wait to have him help me dye my hair.

i can't wait to learn how to take care of his hair.

i can't wait to watch shows together.

i can't wait to come home excitedly to tell him about my day.

i can't wait to relax together.

Mwehehhe im super fuckin high off sharpies and nail polish remover rn 😁

IM SO FUCKING SILLYYYYY 😝

(me and my crew are currently watching my uncle's old bootlegs of South Park from the 2000s in my basement hehehe were having funnnn :DDDD)

(were probs gonna play D&D as well cuz we all watch too much fucking stranger things lolzzz)

(but also as my best mate is just learning drums, and Alex plays bass and im on guitar we might do some sort of weird guns n roses cover band??)

(we are all completely off our faces so we dont know lolz im super tired but also have a lot of energy im gonna stay up allll nightttt 😝)

HI ASH!!

OH WOW MY GUY UM THATS AWESOME?

STOP FUCKING TREATING ME LIKE A JOKEEEEEEE IM A HUMANNN I AM A HUMANNNN YOUR JOKES ARENT FUNNYYYYYYYYY SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPPPP YOU UGLY ASS MFFFF SHUT UPPPPPPPP

IM A HUMAN NOT AN ANIMALLLLLL WHEN IM TIRED I AM TIREDDDDDDD SHUT UP ABOUT WANTING ME TO GO EEPPPPPPPP STFUUUUUUUU

Im really sorry but at this point I might as well cut some people off because somehow everyone is annoying

do I creep you out?? do I creep you out??

do I creep you out?? do I creep you out??

do I creep you out?? do I creep you out??

do I creep you out?? do I creep you out??

a whole bottle of pills still wouldn't be enough

give me a heterosexual explanation for this.

i was upset at lunch today cuz i thought my friend (the situationship one) was mad at me and so i was sitting in the corner of the library at lunch where no one can really see you and its kinda hard to find the way in and so i was kinda crying and you wanna know who comes over?

ASTOR.

THE SITUATIONSHIP.

oh my fucking god. so then i started freaking out and theyre like "omg are you okay" and i had to explain to them that i was upset because i thought they were mad at me and so they pulled me over into a hug and i was crying into their shoulder and idk how it happened but somehow i ended up laying in their lap and them running their hands through my hair.

they were holding me in their lap and running their hands through my hair.

last i checked thats not a very platonic thing to do right

give me a heterosexual explanation for this.

i was upset at lunch today cuz i thought my friend (the situationship one) was mad at me and so i was sitting in the corner of the library at lunch where no one can really see you and its kinda hard to find the way in and so i was kinda crying and you wanna know who comes over?

ASTOR.

THE SITUATIONSHIP.

oh my fucking god. so then i started freaking out and theyre like "omg are you okay" and i had to explain to them that i was upset because i thought they were mad at me and so they pulled me over into a hug and i was crying into their shoulder and idk how it happened but somehow i ended up laying in their lap and them running their hands through my hair.

they were holding me in their lap and running their hands through my hair.

last i checked thats not a very platonic thing to do right