|BTS SPAMS|

aka our texting convos

Seokjin: “Glad to know the willingness to die for seaweed and tempura is genetic”

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Jungkook: “you called?”

Yoongi: “was trying to give you cookies. let this be a lesson on answering my calls”

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Tae: “Poor Evelyn has the scoots”

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Jimin: “can you do me 2 solids and I’ll do you 2 solids sometime?”

Tae: “poop twice?”

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Yoongi:

 “hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah      

 fuck”

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Hobi: I’m trying to make my twitter account look 1% not like a bot so I can tweet @ wendy’s”

Yoongi: “why?”

Hobi: “because i want to see if i can make them make me a personal tracksuit. McDonald’s did it for somebody”

Yoongi: “ask them if they’ll make us matching ones

American Interviewer: so are you guys dating anyone

Taekook & Yoonmin: *exchange looks*

Namjoon: um we're focusing on our careers

Jin, leaning forward and whispering in his ear: you weren't so focused on your career last night

Namjoon: *chokes*