So because I'm bored I'm just gonna make a masterpost on my Everyone Lives AU, part one to five, with shippy bs everywhere sprinkled in. I'll continue this once I read further. MAJOR SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY--
- Will A Zeppeli is badly injured and gives most of his power to Jonathan, thereby taking years off his life and starting over from where is body is around 26 (read my fic).
- Speedwagon is pulled out of the game to stay with him, he manages to convince Will that prophecies are bullshit which saves his life, they have a moment and maybe kiss idk, Dire is sent to help them, which saves his life as he stays behind to help Zepp.
- Dio steals George Joestar's body. It takes way longer for him to recover as that bod is prolly rotten by now, but he manages. He still attacks Jonathan and Erina on their cruise, but Jonathan traps him in his coffin and then the explosion is set off, but it's smaller this time and they survive. They presume Dio gone for good.
- Jonathan and Speedwagon reunite and basically yeah they're honorary brothers
- Spw and Will stick together since they have nothing better to do. They part ways later in life when Speedwagon travels to America to find oil. Will decides to try to find his descendants. And he does... And then...
- Zeppeli brings Caesar. Speedwagon brings Joseph. The two are absolutely delighted to see each other. and maybe they kiss idk--
- Caesar is badly wounded by Wamuu but does not get a rock dropped on his head. Lisa Lisa and Joseph arrive and save him. Before he passes out he gives Joseph the ring and his headband to be with him in spirit. It's all very romantic.
- anyway Caesar is out of the game for the rest of the part.
- Jonathan hangs out with Erina most the time, but he's in the end fight and helps fight vampires with Zepp
- Speedwagon canonically has what's basically a panic attack when Joseph goes on that plane. Will's there to help him.
- Suzie Q and Joseph get married after everything. Caesar spends a couple weeks being jealous and heartbroken before Suzie finds out and calls him like "WE CAN SHARE Y'KNOW?" They proceed to share one Josestar.
- Will and Speedwagon spend the rest of their lives on each other's company. Will dies a week after Speedwagon.
- Caesar stays home. He isn't there.
- Let's skip to the deaths already. Kakyoin? He withdraws Hierophant Green and uses it to plug up his own body since it's part of him. He manages to keep it there until Jotaro gets to him and brings him down to get medical help. He survives but now has a huge scar to add to the eye ones. Joot and he... Stick together.
- Jotaro briefly marries, has poor Jolyne, realises he's ace, it doesn't work out with his wife, they divorce, he goes back to awkwardly hanging out with Kak. He isn't good at feelings ok.
- Avdol! God I love him. Anyway, he does the get-out-the-way thing, but notice how his soul doesn't leave until after the fight? It's cus he's still alive for a little while. Polnareff stabs Vanilla Ice through the head, sticks his hand in his mouth, Av hears him call his name, uses a red bind to pull himself out and promptly collapses. He's also give medical attention. And new arms.
- there was NO need for Iggy to die. He just... Doesn't get kicked to shreds. Let's assume, for future parts, that he's a pretty young dog. This is important I promise.
- this one doesn't have a lot to say about it BUT I have one detail and one stupid crack headcanon for y'all
- Kakyoin is in Morioh. He shares a room with Jotaro. It is never addressed. He's got glasses now.
- Hear. Me. Out. Tomoko is bisexual. Aya is obviously a lesbian. Josuke has two mom's by the end of DiU.
- alright we have a lot to cover here since this one's for the La Squadra/Hitman Team fans too. Also prepare for a lot of sacrifice when it comes to scenes that made you cry.
- Koichi briefly mentions Josuke and Okuyasu are now dating while talking to Jotaro
- Bruno does not die in the solo fight with KC. Giorno gets to him in time and he is healed. When he falls and pricks his hand on that nail, he says "ow!" and bleeds like a normal alive human being.
- Abbacchio is donuted but doesn't die instantly. If Zeppellis can survive for that long when being literally torn in half, Leone can stay alive for two minutes waiting for the others. Giorno heals him, Bruno and he hug cus I think they need that both of them, and on with the mf story.
- Basically same with Narancia. Giorno just gets there in time. Him constantly doing that kind of eliminates a lot of themes in the story but I genuinely do not give a single fuck. So Narancia wakes back up on his own body and the story continues.
- Polnareff? You mean like Polnareff, his fiancée, and their grumpy old dog?
- Avdol saves Pol so he doesn't die ("You really think I'd let you die two weeks before the wedding..?") And yeah it's all very sweet.
- Body swap time! Avdol and Polnareff switch. The turtle is never mentioned. "But Abbacchio's alive in this version," I hear you say. "What about him?"
- he's very embarrassed about this
- the whole "light behind you soul shadow only-way-to-defeat-requiem" thing is eliminated. The goal is simple. Take the arrow away from Chariot and it goes back to normal, like in Polnareff's flashback. This means Bruno does not have to die here either.
- Doppio survives, and gains full control of the body. But he's scared to be alone. He begs to join Bruno, who lets him. He assures them that he had no control over what he did to Abbacchio. He doesn't believe him but he trusts Bruno and let's Doppio be.
Bonus: La Squadra and The Elite Guard!
- Gelato busts out a stand in time to save his boyfriend. Sorbet looses both his legs tho. I'm thinkin desperate kisses on the bloody bathroom floor kind of thing, eh?
- the other La Squadra members just kind of barely survive but are put out of battle. They recover in time, but don't try to attack Bruno's gang again.
- Narancia turns Tiziano into a bullet pincushion, but instead of attacking, Squalo begs Narancia to save him in exchange for some information on the boss, whatever that could be. Narancia goes to get Giorno, who fixes Tiz up just in time. The two vanish soon after.
- In all honesty Cioccolata deserved to die, but for the sake of this post we'll say they both got out of that trash truck okay?
Aaand that's all! This was fun :)
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