Omg so thoughts on ex reader - make it ex wife and they have a kid, they co-parent and one night the walls slip and they fuck but then their kid catches them so that leads to so much angst and after many more fights about why they can’t be together, they fuck again and get back together. Idk change it how you wanna but along those lines. For the smut scenes anal, spit, cum play, dirty talk.
(I’m horny in case you haven’t figured)
(Brb gonna go touch some grass)
ahhh this request is really good, and there’s no shame in being horny, i say that mainly because i am also atleast 60% of the time, pls send more requests, so far the ones in my inbox are really good!!!
ᴛᴡ: ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ᴡᴀʟᴋ ɪɴ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ sᴇx, ᴀɴᴀʟ, ᴄᴜᴍ ᴘʟᴀʏ, sᴘɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ, ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ, ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏsɪᴛɪᴏɴs, ᴅɪʟᴅᴏ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇᴅ, sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ sᴜʙʙʏ ʟᴀɴᴅo sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴀɴɢsᴛ, ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴘ ɪɴ ᴠ, ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴏғ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇ, ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴏᴡ ᴊᴏʙ, ᴏɴᴇ ᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ʟᴀɴᴅᴏ, ʟᴀɴᴅᴏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ɪʀʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʜᴏɴᴇsᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ sᴏʀᴛᴀ, sᴏʀᴛᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ
ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟᴍᴋ ɪғ ɪ ᴍɪssᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ (ɪ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴅɪᴅ, ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜɪs ʀᴇǫ ᴄᴜᴢ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ)
Sooo let’s just say Lando Norris had a kid, yes, the ‘eat pussy, it’s vegan’ shirt Lando Norris, he had a kid with a woman he’d been with for years, and you would’ve thought, oh their still together right? yeahhh but that woman didn’t exactly tell Lando that she was pregnant till she was about 3 months pregnant…and well that bothered Lando, he just won a championship and he still has so much ahead of him, so much that during the pregnancy stages, he just couldn’t help her, he couldn’t help the woman bearing his child, he was too busy, traveling, racing, trying not to die, that woman was you, the warm cozy tight hugged relationship you used to have with lando, was done, and you divorced, now all you guys are to eachother are co parents, atleast for now.
A knock on the door was the only thing that got you off the couch with your 4 year old laying on your lap, napping peacefully, you pick him up and rush to the door, finally being able to have a breathe once Lando gets his shift of taking care of your baby boy.
“your late lando..” you sigh, head tilting down, your kid, elias, stirring in his sleep slowly in your arms, “well there was traffic” he mutters, stepping inside the warm, and neat house even tho a 26 year old and a 4 year old live in the house alone, which for most people in your same case have baby bottles and toys filling the floor.
“traffic” you laugh quietly “or is it another meeting” you mutter under your breath, and walk over to your living room, gently lowering your sleeping toddler onto his cars themed toddler bed
“it was a nearby meeting…it just lasted a bit longer than intended kay?” he mutters, scratching his neck as he walks closer, staring down at the toddler you both created, you stare down too, avoiding his gaze, and decide to might as well go upstairs and put your kid to sleep, “you could’ve called, you could’ve let me know you were gonna be late, i waited an extra hour of not being able to take a break Lando, and a four year old that can’t sleep, and when he does go to sleep, it’s once you come” you stare at lando, you wanted him to feel guilty as much as you did when you didn’t tell him until three months after getting pregnant.
“i understand, ill try and let you know but they kept taking and i couldn’t—“ he starts, and gets cut off with the sharp tone of your voice “Lando there’s no but— you could’ve said excuse me for a second and had a moment to call, or text, something to let me know you would be late, but you didn’t, so please, save the explanation for sometime else, i’m drained and tired, so please, do me a favor for once, and save it” you say, watching his eyes wander around, biting his lip, and his fingers fiddling with the waist band of his jeans, he always bit his lip when he couldn’t say another word, not because he didn’t want to but the words vanished, he never could keep eye contact when you talked like this, and he always fiddled with something when he was nervous, that’s when you started walking up the stairs, trying not to awaken your son in your arms.
once you reach your sons room, you slowly put him down in his small bed, the room filled with cars, snoopy, marvel, toy story, and more little cartoons that elias liked, “cute room” lando mutters, he’d never really seen his sons room considering you don’t really let him upstairs, why? he doesn’t really need to, but since it’s late, he deserves to stay up and watch his son sleep in silence and do absolutely nothing, or take a business call quietly, as usual…while his ex wife takes a nice nap peacefully.
“yeah i know, i know what our son likes” you mutter under your breath, your clearly upset with lando and you probably won’t let go of this and constantly remind him to come on time or let you know that he’ll be late, “cmon…i’m sorry okay? i didn’t know id be late, and im sorry….i can make it up to you…?” he mutters, watching you tuck in your son into bed, watching from behind you, his breathe on your neck makes you shiver lightly, a small smile being plastered on his face, “no thanks” you sigh, walking out and going to your bedroom, lando following you quietly, closing the door almost all the way, a small crack being left in the door, and if you weren’t exhausted right now you would probably whisper yell at him to get out.
“cmonnn, i’ll take care of you…your tired i get it, but dont you wanna get taken care of, just this once..?”
“lando…we can’t” you sigh, running a hand through your hair, “we can tho, he’s asleep, he won’t hear a thing, if anything he’ll think it’s the tv if he hears something” lando shrugs, eyeing your body up, “lando he’s 4 you know that right?…” you look at him and cover your face with your hands, a groan from your mouth being muffled by your hands over your face, “i know that, but he won’t hear a thing, it’s fine…” he says slowly pulling your hands away from your face, “fine, only this one” you mutter, and his lips immediately going to yours, devouring you, as if he’d been wanting this for a while…
You slowly start to tip back towards the bed, once you hit the bed his lips part from yours, lowering to your neck, and hands lowering to your breasts, and from your breasts to see how wet you were, and a groan comes form his mouth, you were soaked “so wet for me huh? you wet for your ex husband? say it” he mutters, letting a small laugh out, his hands circling your clit through your pants, “f—fuck….im ssoo wet f’you” you whimper out, fingers roaming in his curls, and getting wetter by the second, “yea, always were pretty obedient” he says, pulling down your pants, revealing your light blue lace panties, soaked in your juices.
You watch as lando stands up, taking his shirt and pants off, revealing his tan abs that you’ve missed seeing, and his hard leaking erection, he then lays on the bed, grabbing you like it’s nothing and putting you on his lap, his cock feeling up against your clothed pussy, his fingers moving your panties aside, lining his cock up against your pussy, and pushes a kiss to your lip as he enters you, a big stretch making you moan out, you could never get used to his length and thickness.
“Holy shit…still so tight, fuckkk” he moans out, you slowly move your hips, moaning at the feeling, “go ahead, bounce on my dick, its missed you, so fuckin much” he moans out, gripping your hips as you move at a faster pace, you moan out at his words, picking the pace up while lando thrusts his hip into you roughly, “ffuck…harder Lan….please” you moan out, pushing your lips to his roughly, your hands going to his face, your body and mind lost into the moment, but it’s broken by a soft murmur,
you stop the kiss, gasping out and grabbing the blanket, covering you and your ex husbands body, “what’s wrong baby? why’d you wake up?” you mutter, fixing your hair, sliding off lando, your shirt thankfully still on, and panties that we’re now more soaked than before, your shirt cover you up to your upper thighs, covering your panties a bit, and you quickly get off the bed, going over to elias, “let’s go to bed again yeah? how’d you wake up baby?” you say, picking him up and walking to his baby room, trying to avoid what was happening minutes ago.
Once elias is asleep, you walk to your bedroom again, “did you not close the fucking door?” you sigh, looking at him, pissed and full of energy again, from whatever that was minutes ago, “i thought so? it’s fine he just woke up and looked for you? he’s a toddler, he’ll forget..” lando sighs, “lando what if he remembers this? holy shit he’ll remember the sight of his parents fucking when their not even together and shouldn’t be doing that!? it’s not fine, why do you always have to take things so unserious” you scoff “Well what if he forgets it? and this is something small, it’s just repaying you for me being late” he shrugs and you scoff
“yeah that’s even worse, he’ll remember the sight of his parents fucking over his dad deciding to ‘repay’ his mom because he was late to take care of him!? do you think that’s any better Lando??” you laugh “it was a small mistake!? i was late and that’s it, i didn’t do much wrong? i’m just busy and being late to things are the only things i do wrong in this co parenting?! you literally hid the fact you were pregnant for three whole months!?” he scoffs “What is your problem? i’ve gone through so much shit to make sure our kid grows up like a normal kid!? and i didn’t tell you because i knew you’d act like this!! and you were busy with your championship, and work, and your not responsible!? you come late, you forget when to come and take care of your own son!? You don’t try and make time, you don’t try to take care of your son the most you can Lando, that’s the problem, it seems like you don’t care about your own fucking son!? if you really cared about him you’d try, but you don’t, you ramble on about traffic and make excuses and come late and always say—“ you ramble on, absolutely pissed, until you get cut off with a harsh kiss to the lips, his hands pulling you to him tightly, and he breaks the kiss just to mutter “be mad at me, let it out, do whatever you want, i fucked up and i know it, but i don’t know what to do, im clueless, and you have this tight bubble around you that im trying to pop so bad, but you don’t let me in, let me in, yell at me, remind me of my mistakes, but let me in, teach me, please just fucking teach me because i’m stupid when it comes to this, yell at me, slap me, fuck me, i don’t care, just let me in, gosh you can edge me till i die, just let me in please” he mutters into your neck, “this is the time where you can do whatever you want, because you have a reason to be pissed, and you have a reason to edge me, only this once tho…” he sighs,
a small smile cracking into your lips, he finally fucking admitted it gosh, “bend over on the bed lando” you sigh, looking down at the fact he’s still naked, and go to your drawer, pulling out a silicone thick long dildo, and when lando turns his head to you as he’s bent over the bed mutters and laughs, “is that the same dildo i got you for christmas, the dildo shaped like my cock” he laughs “ahhh, can’t believe you kept it” he smirks, and you go behind him, grabbing lube from the same drawer, and smearing it on the dildo, “did you use it? since you were so generous and kept it, fuckkk…i bet you—“ he says before letting out a deep moan once without warning you slip the dildo through his hole, “finish the sentence lando” you laugh, and he moans out, “bbet you used it, ffuckkk, probably u—used it every nnight..” he moans, “yeah i did for a whileeee, worked reallyyyy good, had a couple orgasms in one day from it, the day you took elias out to his doctors appointment, it worked so good, felt exactly like yours” you say, knowing the effects of your words, and he groans, “f-fuckk!! harder cmonnn, gonna fill that pussy sssooo good once i get the chance…” he moans, gripping your sheets, and a grin comes across your face, going harder, watching the dildo go in and out his hole, and once he’s at his peak, you give him mercy and let him cum.
once he cums, you gather it all with your tongue, taking all his cum in your mouth, and making him lay down on his back, once he does, you slowly put yourself on his lap, leaning over on him, not saying a word considering his cum and your spit are gathered in your mouth, you reach your thumb to his lips, motioning for him to open his mouth, once he does, you sit up, spitting his cum and your spit in his mouth, “swallow” you say, keeping eye contact with him as he does, and he lets his hands wonder to your hips, ready to pick you up and place you on his dick, but before he does you change positions and now sitting on his upper legs, back facing him, his dick now between your thighs, and your hands go down to stroke his leaking hard cock, and his roaming around your butt, your tilt your head down, spitting on his cock and stroking him, squeezing his tip slightly, getting a moan out of him, “ffuckkk…feels so good…” he moans, his fingers going to your wet cunt.
you moan out once he adds a finger in your pussy, and you pick up the pace, squeezing his cock with your hands more, getting choked whimpers out of him while you moan, moving your hips on his now two fingers slowly, “f-faster baby, ‘need moreee…” he moans, picking the pace up with his fingers, and you moan out, the fast sensation building up in your stomach, hearing his words you slowly lean down, taking his tip in your mouth, licking over the slit, giving his tip the attention it was begging for, while your hands stroke the rest of his length.
You cum first, leaking all over his fingers, and then feel him rub the cum all over my thighs and cunt, as he does that he groans, at his peak, “f-fuck i’m gonna cum, i’m gonna cum so hard baby ffuck…” he chokes out, and you take your mouth and hands off him, “are you?” you hum, watching his cock pulse angrily, like it’s begging for release, “fuck…i told you id let you e—edge me” he groans, “y’want my mouth lan? want me to suck you off till you burst?” you ask, hopping off his lap and kneeling beside him, “need it s—so back, wanna cum on that pprettyy face” he moans, looking into your eyes, being a whimpering mess.
“ i wanna hear those pretty little begs i used to love, remind me why i loved it s’much lan” you grin, slowly and gently stroking him, “f-fuckk, cmon baby i need it so bad, i wanna ccum ooohh so bad mommyy , wanna cum all over your p—pussy…wanna clean you after— i’ll eat you so goood..” he moans, and you grin, taking him in his mouth again, feeling the vibrations of landos moans, after a few minutes of sucking lando off, you feel his hands pull your mouth off his cock, and lando pushed you gently back, and pushed your knees to your chest, and then groaning, tilting his head back as he releases his nut over your pussy.
he sighs, sitting back, both of you left breathing heavily, till he shifts and lays down, patting his chest, “cmon, sit on my face” a sigh comes from your mouth, clearly drained and out of energy, but you oblige, slowly going over to him, thighs on both side of his head, not fully sitting on his face till his hands come and push your thighs down, tongue landing on your pussy, lapping up your cum, and his, that was smeared all over your thighs and cunt, loads of moans release from your mouth, grinding on his face while his tongue eagerly lap up all the cum and your juices, and soon enough, one more orgasm rips out of you and onto his tongue, leaking onto his tongue as he cleans up your last orgasm.
And by the time Lando was done cleaning you up, he had to gently lift you off his face, you always knew deep down Lando was a munch. Lando then gets up, walking to the bathroom and gets a wet warm cloth, just to clean you and him up considering your both still a little sticky, and while he cleans you, he mutters “i meant what i said, if you want me to learn you need to let me in, i don’t wanna be distant from you, i don’t wanna send one worded text messages and argue with eachother about habits and schedules, i wanna bring you and our kid anywhere and everywhere with me, i dont wanna be away from both of you, i wanna get used to the fact that i need to have responsibility and i wanna talk about schedules and what to do and how to fix habits even if i hear it maybe twice a day, so if your okay with it, id like to take you on a date, ill arrange everything, and we’ll get someone to take care of elias, and we’ll discuss everything over dinner, yeah?”
he finished what he had to say and looks in your eyes, and once you look at him, you can tell he’s vulnerable, he’s desperate, and he’s missing the two peoples he’s been needing to get through everyday, “sure, just let me know when, what time..” you yawn out, and lando tried not to grin, shafting to dress you in clean comfortable clothes before he starts putting his own clothes on, and then flops on your bed, hugging you tightly as if you’d float away, “ ‘m never letting you go again, gonna do better” he mutters, breathing in your scent, and his hands roam over your body, not in a sexual way, more like a ‘i remember this, this is new, i used to love this’ type of thing, trying to see if there’s anything new on your body, but now you were in the arms, of someone who won’t make the same mistakes he used to do, and will do better.
ahhh i loved this req, did not get much sleep, it was thundering BADLY, but i really enjoyed this fic, i wrote the whole thing somewhat in a whole day but i needed to write that small after care, i do have some kimi req that im gonna start working on, pls send more requests i really like the ones i’ve gotten so far!!
also i might’ve missed some words i meant to add considering i rushed to write this😖 pls lmk if i did!!