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Someone should buy me pizza. Something hot and stringy and full of fat because I feel like shit and I donβt want to get up.
Whatβs wrong with you?

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Sweet, Sweet Lawyer Love
I have officially graduated from Sparrowwood and my last year as a law student has ceased; ladies and gentlemen may I introduce offical-lawyer-to-be, Mason Carver. So whoβs going to congratulate me and make me feel extra special by making sweet, sweet lawyer love with me?
Congratulations, Mason. I canβt help with the second part, but Iβm sure someone out there is just dying to "make sweet lawyer loveβ with you.
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: It's just everything seems one sided...
Frannie: I mean, when we were together, you weren't one to keep our relationship under wraps but I never seen anything about Alli anywhere. Not really fair to your /girlfriend/, is it?
Mike: No offense, but our relationship is none of your business.
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: If you say so.
Mike: I am. If you choose not to believe that then it's on you.

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text | mike & alli
Alli: I'd really like that. Where should we go?
Mike: I have an idea.
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: Forgive me for expecting you to be... I don't know... Happy?
Frannie: Easier said than done.
Mike: I am happy.
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: Just fine?
Frannie: Other than the fact that I texted everyone to keep me intoxicated to get through Mother's Day, I guess I've been alright. Kept myself busy with books my old boss has been sending me. Unfortunately I won't have another to edit for two weeks...
Mike: Yes.
Mike: Just find something else to occupy your time.
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: Yeah. Okay...
Frannie: Is it pushing it to ask how you are?
Mike: I guess not. I'm fine.
Mike: You?
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: You've done it before.
Frannie: So why bother now?
Frannie: Just reminds me how much I screwed up.
Mike: Next time I won't respond then.

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text | mike & alli
Alli: it's harder for other people but it still sucks.
Alli: I would love that.
Mike: I'll come get you. We can grab dinner or something.
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: I sent it to my contacts.
Frannie: Hello to you, too, Michael.
Frannie: Why bother replying to me? Clearly friendship means nothing to you either.
Mike: Mhm. Hello.
Mike: Because you texted me? Would you rather I ignored you?
text | mike & alli
Alli: honestly I've been better. Mothers day kinda sucks for me.
Alli: no chance you sent a card to your mum is there?
Mike: I can't imagine how hard it is for you. We can do something later to take your mind off of it if you want?
Mike: No. I think it'd be weird to send her one since she thinks I'm dead.
text | mike & alli
Mike: Hey. How are you doing today?
Open Text || From Frannie
Frannie: ...anyone want to help keep me intoxicated all day?
Frannie: I hate Mother's Day.
Mike: I'm sure you didn't mean to send this to me.

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So no, never gonna meet her. Work is for losers who are too afraid to not show up. Uh, you havenβt been in your apartment recently have you? Skyβs not your roommate anymore. Kid disappeared from the Island so you got assigned a new roommate. They have a dog, so itβs probably good you like them.
I mean, thereβs always a chance. I like the way you think. You sure do know a lot about my new roommate, Maxine.Β
Am I ever gonna meet her or should I just keep thinking sheβs not real? He was probably just being a dick like he always is. At least you have a roommate whoβs wiling to support you if needed. Also, how do you feel about dogs?
Sheβs usually at the bar when I am. Maybe if you went in to work more often you would have met her by now. Thatβs a strong possibility. As nice as Sky is Iβd rather not have to rely on him. I love dogs, why?