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I think that type of alternative universe would be super interesting!!

C waking up without memory of who she is, a disastrous hangover and a fuck ton of rage. She hates finding out that she's a washed up Pig-cop, and is likely way way waaay more destructive of a force than Harry. I mean, there's definitely more kills to her name than *just* four

Kuuno de Ruyter, recently promoted Lieutenant of the RCM with a ton of baggage and chip on his shoulder, is sent out to help her out. He has problems with narcotics, a foul mouth and displeasant attitude

It's a match made in SUPER MEGA Hell, like:

"Is the fucking body still in the tree, you useless psycho?!"

"Shut the fuck up, vittupää, I don’t give a rat's ass about a fucking body!"

Lena's in shock, Garte is in shambles, and they STILL solve it. Somehow, someway.

Maybe the neighbourhood kids that are inspecting the hanging nuisance help them out, Harrier and K?

Is it because Evrart is fat, or because het pairings are deemed boring by broader fandom? Probably not the latter considering that even the compelling gay options (like Lilianne/Joyce and Titus/Evrart) seem pretty unpopular too (which saddens me also)

Idk, Joyce x Evrart is conceptually very interesting to me. You'd have to do some fun fuckery to make those two work in a fic, but the chemistry and dynamic would be off the charts most definitely. This is either a 200k word endeavor or a 10k vignette, but by golly am I sad that neither exists. Sighhh