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Mafioso stiffened immediately with the hug and let out a huff. ââŚDid you just hug-? Where the hell are you runninâ off to?!â
"How did he not notice?" SORROW stopped to turn around still blatantly holding the wallet. "Eh, whatever."
His eyes narrowed when he finally realized. That little- âYou little brat, get back here,â he demanded, running after them.
"Ah shit-" SORROW immediately starts running again, pocketing the cash. "Nothing personal!" They called out to behind them, taking a sharp turn.
âOh itâs feelinâ personal all right.â He was just behind them and soon enough reached out to yank them back by the collar. âAlways tryinâ to make things worse for yourself for a little entertainment.â
"ACK-" SORROW yelped as they were yanked back, immediately the confidence melted. "Wait-! wait-wait-wait-wait- listen!" He knew it wouldn't work but his mouth was faster than his brain half the time.
He held them in the air for a bit, using his other hand to make quick work of getting the wallet back. When he extracted all of its contents, he placed them down so that they were facing him. With barely-concealed anger, he gripped their shoulder tightly. âSORROW. Now where did you think that was gonna get you?â
They mumbled under their breath, ahoge dropping forward a bit before it reset itself with that usual false bravado. "What? Learn to take a joke, I mean you know me s'not like I don't make enough for myself." Deflecting again, typical.
He pinched the bridge of his nose with a gloved hand and exhaled loudly. âAlways testinâ my patience, arenât you.â Ignoring the bland excuse, he tilted his head. âYou know, killinâ you over and over has gotten pretty old, fast. So I thought to myself, what outâ I do? You know what that might be?â
SORROW flinched instinctively upon the mention of those repeated deaths, he'd grown numb to it but...after that incident where the regeneration process took so long that he got buried? He...well he'd started to not like the favors as much as he used to.
That aside he blinked a bit eyes darting around bit for an escape. "Uh- should I?" He asked, ahoge curling into a question mark shape.
His grip tightened, noticing. âSince youâre always gigglinâ to yourself, how about I help you out and tickle you an inch from death? Wouldnât that be fun?â
SORROW said nothing for a moment though his ahoge immediately straightened out like a lightning bolt. The blunt nature of the threat seemed to stun them into flustered silence for a moment before panic set in.
"I- uh n-now just h-hold on a second!" They tried to back pedal, gripping Mafioso's wrists and attempting to back away.
For every step they took back, he took one forward. âYou like that? Good, but it wasnât like I was going to give you much of a choice in the matter.â He managed to rip one hand free to pinch at their side.
SORROW curled in on themselves a bit, letting go entirely to continue backing away...until they hit a wall.
"I- uh-" They jolted dramatically when their side was squeezed, pressing up further against the wall. "No! W-wait okay, please- I'm sorry!"
âOh? Whatâs this? Someone ticklish here?â His usual shark-like grin returned, doing it again, and again. âDidnât seem too sorry earlier. And Iâll follow your example by not beinâ sorry for this!â With that he went to full on squeezes and scribbles.
SORROW blushed, ahoge curling into a heart-shape. "I- no! No, I- come on now I would never-" He didn't get to finish.
"W-wahaHAIT!" SORROW immediately hugged themselves to try and protect their sides. "Gheh- ngh- N-nohohOHo!"
âNever be ticklish, that what you were tryinâ to say? Lyinâ to me again⌠I need to punish you for that.â He grinned and went for their stomach instead.
"W-waHAHAIT!" SORROW absolutely shrieked the second the switch was made, throwing their head back and sliding down the wall. "NOHOT THE- OH MY GOHOHOD!"
He grinned at how effective it was and squatted down to continue his work. âWhat, donât tell me that âtickleâ makes you all flustered now.â
"SHUHUT UHUP!" SORROW snapped back, pressing up against the wall and curling up to try and block out some of the sensation.
With a chuckle he leaned a little closer. âOh it does, doesnât it? Tickle, tickle, tickle, Sorrow~â Despite their best effort, it had little to no effect as he kept scribbling away.
SORROW immediately buried their face in their hands, cheeks flushed pink. "NAHAHO!" They shrieked, shoving frantically at his chest. "STOHOP IT- STOP IT- STOHOHOP IHIHIT!"
âBegginâ already? Seems like I shouldâve done this earlier.â Ignoring the hands, he continued, âAww, look at how pink you are~â
SORROW shook their head wildly, starting to kick without any rhyme or reason. "OKAHAHAY OKAY!" They gasped, desperately hoping to get themselves out of this. "I'M SOHOHORRY! SO SOHORRY JUST PLEHEHASE!"
âJust like that, huh? I mightâve just found the best way to put an end to your shenanigans. Remind me to tickle the snot out of you any time you do somethinâ wrong~â His fingers shot up to their underarms, âBut in the meantime, sorryâs not cuttinâ it.â
SORROW hugged themselves trapping Mafioso's hands there in the process. "EhEH- nohoHO!" Yeah, they didn't think that would work but they wanted out of this so bad- "PLEHEhease! C-cohome ohOHON! Anythihing yohOU WAHAHANT JUHuhust stohohop!"
He gave her a look before rolling his eyes, still continuing to wiggle away like no tomorrow. âYou and I both know what Iâve been after for ages, Giggles,â he reprimanded with a sigh, âAnd you still donât have it for me. Might as well use this as a better incentive, hm?â
"C-cohome ohOHON!" They whined, rolling onto their side and curling up. "I-I cahAHAN'T RIHIHight nohow! The-thehere's-" They cut themselves off, not finishing the sentence. They weren't supposed to tell anyone about that...
His ears perked up a bit and his hands subsequently slowed. âOh? âThereâsâ? Your not hidinâ anythinâ from me now, are you?â Warning them of what would happen if they didnât comply, his hands scribbled a few more times.
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Mafioso didnât react besides turning his head to the side. Eyeing them from the corner of his eye, he sighed, lowering his cigar. âCan I help you?â
She shrugs her shoulders, pouting slightly at the lack of reaction. âI dunno, I was just bored-â
ââBored,ââ he scoffed. Dropping his cigar to the ground, he snubbed it out with his shoe. âAlright, Ms. Bored. Clearly you want somethinâ here.â He leaned down so that he was at eye level. âSpill.â
As soon as the words âwant somethingâ left him, internally she was practically screaming in embarrassment. She looks up at him, being shorter. âW-What do you mean-?â
âOh, I donât know. Just that Iâm Mafioso and people donât just come to me out of the blue unless they want somethinâ. So what could it be that you want?â He tilted his head, and an ear twitched, whether it was out of interest or annoyance wasnât clear.
She gulps, knowing there wasnât really a way around his question. Her eyes shift around a bit in random directions. âi-i guess youâre right-âŚâ She starts fidgeting with her fingers, a nervous habit. âthe thing thatâŚmakes you laugh when touched lightly yknow-?â
The raven-haired man straightened with a laugh. Not what he was expecting in the slightest, but he didnât really mind. âAre you tellinâ me that you want tickles?â He looked down and crossed his arms with growing amusement, enjoying her squirming.
Her cheeks immediately flushed a bright red as she slowly, shyly nods. She turns her head away in embarrassment as she continues to fidget with her hands.
He let out a huff and gently grabbed her by the shoulders to close the distance before squishing at her stomach. It may not seem like it but he found it rather endearing; reminded him of his boys. Besides, there was no one around to keep up the tough-guy persona for.
A soft noise of surprise leaves her as he pulls her closer, her initial surprise quickly turning into soft giggles as she writhes a little from the squish. âpfF- ghk-! m-mAhhafihiosoHo-!â Her hands go to her face, covering it from being shy.
He rolled his eyes. âIâm right here. Whatcha sayinâ my name for?â Rather than switching spots right away, he continued to squish and squeeze away.
âi-iihihi- snrk- doHohOnt knOohoOhow-?â She peeks through her fingers for a moment before putting them back.
He shook his head at her antics and changed his methods, scribbling instead. âShy now, are we?â
âehEeEH WAHAIT WAHAHAAIT-â She squeals at the change in technique as a few squeaks slip through her laughter. âTHAHAHTS MEHAHHAAN-â
âThereee we go. Much better.â He couldnât help but chuckle at the sudden change to squeaking. âMean? Iâve barely even started!â
âSTIHIHILL MEHAHAHAN-â Her cheeks flushed a hue of bright red, her stomach starting to arch inward as a halfhearted attempt to escape his fingers.
âThink you can escape now, Pipsqueak? Not happeninâ.â Getting an idea out of the blue, he acted on it by wiggling a finger in her bellybutton.
âAHACK-!! MAHAFIHIIOSOHOOO NOHOHOOT- SNRK- THEHEHEEHERE-â She practically shrieked, her legs starting to give as she desperately tried to push his finger away.
âOh Iâll stay here alright. Donât need to worry about that one.â His grin grew as that one finger became two that vibrated into the area.
A small scream of laughter elicits from her throat at the technique, sheâd describe it as if she was dying. âNYAHAH OH FUHUHUCK- NONONONOHOHOOO PLEHAHAAHAHASE-â
âPlease tickle you here more?â he finished for her, âIf you insist!â He circled the spot a few times before going back in.
âIHIIIHI DIHIHIDNT SAHAHAHY THAHHAAT-!!â She immediately retorts back to his statement. âMEHAHAHAN- MEHAHAN IHIHI SAHAHAY-â
âOh you love this. Just canât admit it put loud, can you?â His fingers went from circling to gently scratching in random bursts.
"Q-QUHUHUE CAHHARAHAJOHO-" She swears in response to his accusation, trying to fight back with little pokes to his ribs.
The grin on his face grew, but not because of the poking. âBad move my little ticklee~â One hand went back to pinching at her stomach while the other stayed in her giggle button.
"AAHEHEHHH MAHAHAFIHIOSOHO PLEHEHAHAAASE-" Her cheeks burned a bright red hue, trying to gain some leverage by poking at his underarms instead.
âPleadinâ and then you go right back to tryinâ to get me back?â He tsked. âOne bad plan after another with you. How unfortunate, youâre just digginâ a deeper hole for yourself.â An ear twitched with great amusement. He doubted that she could figure it out anyways. Absentmindedly, he traced small bunnies into her stomach.
"ghHk- mAhHahafihi ihihi sWheHhaR-" Seeing his ear twitch for that brief moment gave her an idea. She reaches her hand towards his ear, standing on her tippy toes just to try to reach it. Her hand grazes one of them.
Caught off guard, he couldnât help but shudder away a bit, grin faltering. His eyes widened a bit before they narrowed. âYou know,â a hand grabbed her by the wrists and put them above her head, âthatâs really startinâ to get on my nerves.â Rather than doing anything else right away, he stared her down to try and reassert his dominance and⌠prevent that from happening again.
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Mafioso stiffened immediately with the hug and let out a huff. ââŚDid you just hug-? Where the hell are you runninâ off to?!â
"How did he not notice?" SORROW stopped to turn around still blatantly holding the wallet. "Eh, whatever."
His eyes narrowed when he finally realized. That little- âYou little brat, get back here,â he demanded, running after them.
"Ah shit-" SORROW immediately starts running again, pocketing the cash. "Nothing personal!" They called out to behind them, taking a sharp turn.
âOh itâs feelinâ personal all right.â He was just behind them and soon enough reached out to yank them back by the collar. âAlways tryinâ to make things worse for yourself for a little entertainment.â
"ACK-" SORROW yelped as they were yanked back, immediately the confidence melted. "Wait-! wait-wait-wait-wait- listen!" He knew it wouldn't work but his mouth was faster than his brain half the time.
He held them in the air for a bit, using his other hand to make quick work of getting the wallet back. When he extracted all of its contents, he placed them down so that they were facing him. With barely-concealed anger, he gripped their shoulder tightly. âSORROW. Now where did you think that was gonna get you?â
They mumbled under their breath, ahoge dropping forward a bit before it reset itself with that usual false bravado. "What? Learn to take a joke, I mean you know me s'not like I don't make enough for myself." Deflecting again, typical.
He pinched the bridge of his nose with a gloved hand and exhaled loudly. âAlways testinâ my patience, arenât you.â Ignoring the bland excuse, he tilted his head. âYou know, killinâ you over and over has gotten pretty old, fast. So I thought to myself, what outâ I do? You know what that might be?â
SORROW flinched instinctively upon the mention of those repeated deaths, he'd grown numb to it but...after that incident where the regeneration process took so long that he got buried? He...well he'd started to not like the favors as much as he used to.
That aside he blinked a bit eyes darting around bit for an escape. "Uh- should I?" He asked, ahoge curling into a question mark shape.
His grip tightened, noticing. âSince youâre always gigglinâ to yourself, how about I help you out and tickle you an inch from death? Wouldnât that be fun?â
SORROW said nothing for a moment though his ahoge immediately straightened out like a lightning bolt. The blunt nature of the threat seemed to stun them into flustered silence for a moment before panic set in.
"I- uh n-now just h-hold on a second!" They tried to back pedal, gripping Mafioso's wrists and attempting to back away.
For every step they took back, he took one forward. âYou like that? Good, but it wasnât like I was going to give you much of a choice in the matter.â He managed to rip one hand free to pinch at their side.
SORROW curled in on themselves a bit, letting go entirely to continue backing away...until they hit a wall.
"I- uh-" They jolted dramatically when their side was squeezed, pressing up further against the wall. "No! W-wait okay, please- I'm sorry!"
âOh? Whatâs this? Someone ticklish here?â His usual shark-like grin returned, doing it again, and again. âDidnât seem too sorry earlier. And Iâll follow your example by not beinâ sorry for this!â With that he went to full on squeezes and scribbles.
SORROW blushed, ahoge curling into a heart-shape. "I- no! No, I- come on now I would never-" He didn't get to finish.
"W-wahaHAIT!" SORROW immediately hugged themselves to try and protect their sides. "Gheh- ngh- N-nohohOHo!"
âNever be ticklish, that what you were tryinâ to say? Lyinâ to me again⌠I need to punish you for that.â He grinned and went for their stomach instead.
"W-waHAHAIT!" SORROW absolutely shrieked the second the switch was made, throwing their head back and sliding down the wall. "NOHOT THE- OH MY GOHOHOD!"
He grinned at how effective it was and squatted down to continue his work. âWhat, donât tell me that âtickleâ makes you all flustered now.â
"SHUHUT UHUP!" SORROW snapped back, pressing up against the wall and curling up to try and block out some of the sensation.
With a chuckle he leaned a little closer. âOh it does, doesnât it? Tickle, tickle, tickle, Sorrow~â Despite their best effort, it had little to no effect as he kept scribbling away.
SORROW immediately buried their face in their hands, cheeks flushed pink. "NAHAHO!" They shrieked, shoving frantically at his chest. "STOHOP IT- STOP IT- STOHOHOP IHIHIT!"
âBegginâ already? Seems like I shouldâve done this earlier.â Ignoring the hands, he continued, âAww, look at how pink you are~â
SORROW shook their head wildly, starting to kick without any rhyme or reason. "OKAHAHAY OKAY!" They gasped, desperately hoping to get themselves out of this. "I'M SOHOHORRY! SO SOHORRY JUST PLEHEHASE!"
âJust like that, huh? I mightâve just found the best way to put an end to your shenanigans. Remind me to tickle the snot out of you any time you do somethinâ wrong~â His fingers shot up to their underarms, âBut in the meantime, sorryâs not cuttinâ it.â
SORROW hugged themselves trapping Mafioso's hands there in the process. "EhEH- nohoHO!" Yeah, they didn't think that would work but they wanted out of this so bad- "PLEHEhease! C-cohome ohOHON! Anythihing yohOU WAHAHANT JUHuhust stohohop!"
He gave her a look before rolling his eyes, still continuing to wiggle away like no tomorrow. âYou and I both know what Iâve been after for ages, Giggles,â he reprimanded with a sigh, âAnd you still donât have it for me. Might as well use this as a better incentive, hm?â
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Mafioso didnât react besides turning his head to the side. Eyeing them from the corner of his eye, he sighed, lowering his cigar. âCan I help you?â
She shrugs her shoulders, pouting slightly at the lack of reaction. âI dunno, I was just bored-â
ââBored,ââ he scoffed. Dropping his cigar to the ground, he snubbed it out with his shoe. âAlright, Ms. Bored. Clearly you want somethinâ here.â He leaned down so that he was at eye level. âSpill.â
As soon as the words âwant somethingâ left him, internally she was practically screaming in embarrassment. She looks up at him, being shorter. âW-What do you mean-?â
âOh, I donât know. Just that Iâm Mafioso and people donât just come to me out of the blue unless they want somethinâ. So what could it be that you want?â He tilted his head, and an ear twitched, whether it was out of interest or annoyance wasnât clear.
She gulps, knowing there wasnât really a way around his question. Her eyes shift around a bit in random directions. âi-i guess youâre right-âŚâ She starts fidgeting with her fingers, a nervous habit. âthe thing thatâŚmakes you laugh when touched lightly yknow-?â
The raven-haired man straightened with a laugh. Not what he was expecting in the slightest, but he didnât really mind. âAre you tellinâ me that you want tickles?â He looked down and crossed his arms with growing amusement, enjoying her squirming.
Her cheeks immediately flushed a bright red as she slowly, shyly nods. She turns her head away in embarrassment as she continues to fidget with her hands.
He let out a huff and gently grabbed her by the shoulders to close the distance before squishing at her stomach. It may not seem like it but he found it rather endearing; reminded him of his boys. Besides, there was no one around to keep up the tough-guy persona for.
A soft noise of surprise leaves her as he pulls her closer, her initial surprise quickly turning into soft giggles as she writhes a little from the squish. âpfF- ghk-! m-mAhhafihiosoHo-!â Her hands go to her face, covering it from being shy.
He rolled his eyes. âIâm right here. Whatcha sayinâ my name for?â Rather than switching spots right away, he continued to squish and squeeze away.
âi-iihihi- snrk- doHohOnt knOohoOhow-?â She peeks through her fingers for a moment before putting them back.
He shook his head at her antics and changed his methods, scribbling instead. âShy now, are we?â
âehEeEH WAHAIT WAHAHAAIT-â She squeals at the change in technique as a few squeaks slip through her laughter. âTHAHAHTS MEHAHHAAN-â
âThereee we go. Much better.â He couldnât help but chuckle at the sudden change to squeaking. âMean? Iâve barely even started!â
âSTIHIHILL MEHAHAHAN-â Her cheeks flushed a hue of bright red, her stomach starting to arch inward as a halfhearted attempt to escape his fingers.
âThink you can escape now, Pipsqueak? Not happeninâ.â Getting an idea out of the blue, he acted on it by wiggling a finger in her bellybutton.
âAHACK-!! MAHAFIHIIOSOHOOO NOHOHOOT- SNRK- THEHEHEEHERE-â She practically shrieked, her legs starting to give as she desperately tried to push his finger away.
âOh Iâll stay here alright. Donât need to worry about that one.â His grin grew as that one finger became two that vibrated into the area.
A small scream of laughter elicits from her throat at the technique, sheâd describe it as if she was dying. âNYAHAH OH FUHUHUCK- NONONONOHOHOOO PLEHAHAAHAHASE-â
âPlease tickle you here more?â he finished for her, âIf you insist!â He circled the spot a few times before going back in.
âIHIIIHI DIHIHIDNT SAHAHAHY THAHHAAT-!!â She immediately retorts back to his statement. âMEHAHAHAN- MEHAHAN IHIHI SAHAHAY-â
âOh you love this. Just canât admit it put loud, can you?â His fingers went from circling to gently scratching in random bursts.
"Q-QUHUHUE CAHHARAHAJOHO-" She swears in response to his accusation, trying to fight back with little pokes to his ribs.
The grin on his face grew, but not because of the poking. âBad move my little ticklee~â One hand went back to pinching at her stomach while the other stayed in her giggle button.
"AAHEHEHHH MAHAHAFIHIOSOHO PLEHEHAHAAASE-" Her cheeks burned a bright red hue, trying to gain some leverage by poking at his underarms instead.
âPleadinâ and then you go right back to tryinâ to get me back?â He tsked. âOne bad plan after another with you. How unfortunate, youâre just digginâ a deeper hole for yourself.â An ear twitched with great amusement. He doubted that she could figure it out anyways. Absentmindedly, he traced small bunnies into her stomach.

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Mafioso crossed his arms, ear twitching in amusement. âI have no clue what youâre talkinâ about. Surely you can use your words.â
YOHOU DOHO THOHOUGHHHH IHITS EHEMBARASINGGGG
âIâll wait.â He gave a shark-like grin.
Sighhhhhhhhhhfineeeeeeeeee since Iâm such a nice person I will
Possibly tkls
âPossibly what? I couldnât quiteee catch that.â
Cough tklsâŚ
âT-K-L-S? I couldnât tell you what that is.â He crossed his arms over his chest, acting clueless.
Possibly ticklesâŚ
A small chuckle. âThere we go. Now that wasnât so hard now was it?â Fulfilling their request, he immediately started tickling at their stomach.
EHEHEEK WHYHY THEHEHERE OHOHF AHAHALL PLAHAHACESSS
âOh? Someone a bit ticklish here?â He kneaded at the spot.
NOHOHOO IHIHIM NAHAHATTT!
âCouldâve fooled me,â he said dryly. A hand slipped into their bellybutton and wiggled while the other trailed over to their side.
EHEHEHEEEK NAHAHAT THEHEHEREEE
âOh, Iâll stay here. And you canât escape this. Youâre the one who wanted to be tickled after all,â he huffed, not letting up.
OHOHOK OHOHOK IHIHIM SOHOHOHORRRYYY
âSorry for what? Beinâ so easy to tickle? Oh you should be. Makes me want to keep goinâ.â He switched hands occasionally to give tiny moments of rest.
EHEHEHEHEEK NOHOHOOO
âNo for which part? You saying that you arenât easy to tickle? I mean, I think Iâm doing a great job right now rendering you a ticklish mess~â He emphasized his point by going back to scribble at their stomach with one hand.
AHAHALL OHOF THEHEHEMMM
He scoffed at how nonsensical all of it was and chose to tune out whatever else would be said. His hands drifted to their sides and he skittered his fingers there.
OHOHOK OHOHOKKK IHIHI AHAHAMM
His ears perked up a little at that. âYouuuâre what now? Câmon, what did i say about usinâ your words?â
OHOHOK OHOHOK IHIHIM EHEHAHSY TOHO TOHIHICKLEHEEE
He nodded but didnât stop. âYeah you are. Tickle, tickle, Giggles~â
EHEHEHEEEK HEHEYY
âHey,â he repeated back and chuckled. A hand went forward to scribble at their bellybutton a few more times before pulling away.
IHIM RUHUHNNING AHAHAWAYAYYYY
âRunninâ? Oh youâre gonna just be runninâ back into my hands, Giggler~â he teased by running his hands in the air.
EHEEEEK DOHOHOUBTEHED
âYou tellinâ me what I can and canât do now?â His fingers tapped at their stomach, âClockâs tickinâ. You got five seconds to run before Iâm back to ticklinâ you.â
IHIHIM TRYHYIHIHINGGG
âReally? It only looks like youâre squirming around hereâŚâ Deciding to give them one last chance, he dragged out the syllables. âThreeee, twwwoooooâŚâ
EHEHEEK
Mafioso let out a laugh, almost disappointed by the lack of a chase. âOneee⌠Oh well. Your fates sealed, then. By your own volition. Itâs adorable that you want this so badly~â And so, he went back to tickling away at Reggieâs stomach.
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Mafioso didnât react besides turning his head to the side. Eyeing them from the corner of his eye, he sighed, lowering his cigar. âCan I help you?â
She shrugs her shoulders, pouting slightly at the lack of reaction. âI dunno, I was just bored-â
ââBored,ââ he scoffed. Dropping his cigar to the ground, he snubbed it out with his shoe. âAlright, Ms. Bored. Clearly you want somethinâ here.â He leaned down so that he was at eye level. âSpill.â
As soon as the words âwant somethingâ left him, internally she was practically screaming in embarrassment. She looks up at him, being shorter. âW-What do you mean-?â
âOh, I donât know. Just that Iâm Mafioso and people donât just come to me out of the blue unless they want somethinâ. So what could it be that you want?â He tilted his head, and an ear twitched, whether it was out of interest or annoyance wasnât clear.
She gulps, knowing there wasnât really a way around his question. Her eyes shift around a bit in random directions. âi-i guess youâre right-âŚâ She starts fidgeting with her fingers, a nervous habit. âthe thing thatâŚmakes you laugh when touched lightly yknow-?â
The raven-haired man straightened with a laugh. Not what he was expecting in the slightest, but he didnât really mind. âAre you tellinâ me that you want tickles?â He looked down and crossed his arms with growing amusement, enjoying her squirming.
Her cheeks immediately flushed a bright red as she slowly, shyly nods. She turns her head away in embarrassment as she continues to fidget with her hands.
He let out a huff and gently grabbed her by the shoulders to close the distance before squishing at her stomach. It may not seem like it but he found it rather endearing; reminded him of his boys. Besides, there was no one around to keep up the tough-guy persona for.
A soft noise of surprise leaves her as he pulls her closer, her initial surprise quickly turning into soft giggles as she writhes a little from the squish. âpfF- ghk-! m-mAhhafihiosoHo-!â Her hands go to her face, covering it from being shy.
He rolled his eyes. âIâm right here. Whatcha sayinâ my name for?â Rather than switching spots right away, he continued to squish and squeeze away.
âi-iihihi- snrk- doHohOnt knOohoOhow-?â She peeks through her fingers for a moment before putting them back.
He shook his head at her antics and changed his methods, scribbling instead. âShy now, are we?â
âehEeEH WAHAIT WAHAHAAIT-â She squeals at the change in technique as a few squeaks slip through her laughter. âTHAHAHTS MEHAHHAAN-â
âThereee we go. Much better.â He couldnât help but chuckle at the sudden change to squeaking. âMean? Iâve barely even started!â
âSTIHIHILL MEHAHAHAN-â Her cheeks flushed a hue of bright red, her stomach starting to arch inward as a halfhearted attempt to escape his fingers.
âThink you can escape now, Pipsqueak? Not happeninâ.â Getting an idea out of the blue, he acted on it by wiggling a finger in her bellybutton.
âAHACK-!! MAHAFIHIIOSOHOOO NOHOHOOT- SNRK- THEHEHEEHERE-â She practically shrieked, her legs starting to give as she desperately tried to push his finger away.
âOh Iâll stay here alright. Donât need to worry about that one.â His grin grew as that one finger became two that vibrated into the area.
A small scream of laughter elicits from her throat at the technique, sheâd describe it as if she was dying. âNYAHAH OH FUHUHUCK- NONONONOHOHOOO PLEHAHAAHAHASE-â
âPlease tickle you here more?â he finished for her, âIf you insist!â He circled the spot a few times before going back in.
âIHIIIHI DIHIHIDNT SAHAHAHY THAHHAAT-!!â She immediately retorts back to his statement. âMEHAHAHAN- MEHAHAN IHIHI SAHAHAY-â
âOh you love this. Just canât admit it put loud, can you?â His fingers went from circling to gently scratching in random bursts.
"Q-QUHUHUE CAHHARAHAJOHO-" She swears in response to his accusation, trying to fight back with little pokes to his ribs.
The grin on his face grew, but not because of the poking. âBad move my little ticklee~â One hand went back to pinching at her stomach while the other stayed in her giggle button.
@debtcollect0r
Mafioso stiffened immediately with the hug and let out a huff. ââŚDid you just hug-? Where the hell are you runninâ off to?!â
"How did he not notice?" SORROW stopped to turn around still blatantly holding the wallet. "Eh, whatever."
His eyes narrowed when he finally realized. That little- âYou little brat, get back here,â he demanded, running after them.
"Ah shit-" SORROW immediately starts running again, pocketing the cash. "Nothing personal!" They called out to behind them, taking a sharp turn.
âOh itâs feelinâ personal all right.â He was just behind them and soon enough reached out to yank them back by the collar. âAlways tryinâ to make things worse for yourself for a little entertainment.â
"ACK-" SORROW yelped as they were yanked back, immediately the confidence melted. "Wait-! wait-wait-wait-wait- listen!" He knew it wouldn't work but his mouth was faster than his brain half the time.
He held them in the air for a bit, using his other hand to make quick work of getting the wallet back. When he extracted all of its contents, he placed them down so that they were facing him. With barely-concealed anger, he gripped their shoulder tightly. âSORROW. Now where did you think that was gonna get you?â
They mumbled under their breath, ahoge dropping forward a bit before it reset itself with that usual false bravado. "What? Learn to take a joke, I mean you know me s'not like I don't make enough for myself." Deflecting again, typical.
He pinched the bridge of his nose with a gloved hand and exhaled loudly. âAlways testinâ my patience, arenât you.â Ignoring the bland excuse, he tilted his head. âYou know, killinâ you over and over has gotten pretty old, fast. So I thought to myself, what outâ I do? You know what that might be?â
SORROW flinched instinctively upon the mention of those repeated deaths, he'd grown numb to it but...after that incident where the regeneration process took so long that he got buried? He...well he'd started to not like the favors as much as he used to.
That aside he blinked a bit eyes darting around bit for an escape. "Uh- should I?" He asked, ahoge curling into a question mark shape.
His grip tightened, noticing. âSince youâre always gigglinâ to yourself, how about I help you out and tickle you an inch from death? Wouldnât that be fun?â
SORROW said nothing for a moment though his ahoge immediately straightened out like a lightning bolt. The blunt nature of the threat seemed to stun them into flustered silence for a moment before panic set in.
"I- uh n-now just h-hold on a second!" They tried to back pedal, gripping Mafioso's wrists and attempting to back away.
For every step they took back, he took one forward. âYou like that? Good, but it wasnât like I was going to give you much of a choice in the matter.â He managed to rip one hand free to pinch at their side.
SORROW curled in on themselves a bit, letting go entirely to continue backing away...until they hit a wall.
"I- uh-" They jolted dramatically when their side was squeezed, pressing up further against the wall. "No! W-wait okay, please- I'm sorry!"
âOh? Whatâs this? Someone ticklish here?â His usual shark-like grin returned, doing it again, and again. âDidnât seem too sorry earlier. And Iâll follow your example by not beinâ sorry for this!â With that he went to full on squeezes and scribbles.
SORROW blushed, ahoge curling into a heart-shape. "I- no! No, I- come on now I would never-" He didn't get to finish.
"W-wahaHAIT!" SORROW immediately hugged themselves to try and protect their sides. "Gheh- ngh- N-nohohOHo!"
âNever be ticklish, that what you were tryinâ to say? Lyinâ to me again⌠I need to punish you for that.â He grinned and went for their stomach instead.
"W-waHAHAIT!" SORROW absolutely shrieked the second the switch was made, throwing their head back and sliding down the wall. "NOHOT THE- OH MY GOHOHOD!"
He grinned at how effective it was and squatted down to continue his work. âWhat, donât tell me that âtickleâ makes you all flustered now.â
"SHUHUT UHUP!" SORROW snapped back, pressing up against the wall and curling up to try and block out some of the sensation.
With a chuckle he leaned a little closer. âOh it does, doesnât it? Tickle, tickle, tickle, Sorrow~â Despite their best effort, it had little to no effect as he kept scribbling away.
SORROW immediately buried their face in their hands, cheeks flushed pink. "NAHAHO!" They shrieked, shoving frantically at his chest. "STOHOP IT- STOP IT- STOHOHOP IHIHIT!"
âBegginâ already? Seems like I shouldâve done this earlier.â Ignoring the hands, he continued, âAww, look at how pink you are~â
SORROW shook their head wildly, starting to kick without any rhyme or reason. "OKAHAHAY OKAY!" They gasped, desperately hoping to get themselves out of this. "I'M SOHOHORRY! SO SOHORRY JUST PLEHEHASE!"
âJust like that, huh? I mightâve just found the best way to put an end to your shenanigans. Remind me to tickle the snot out of you any time you do somethinâ wrong~â His fingers shot up to their underarms, âBut in the meantime, sorryâs not cuttinâ it.â
could could could could I could could FUCK can can can I pls OMFGGGG alr u already know what Iâm asking I quit
Mafioso crossed his arms, ear twitching in amusement. âI have no clue what youâre talkinâ about. Surely you can use your words.â
YOHOU DOHO THOHOUGHHHH IHITS EHEMBARASINGGGG
âIâll wait.â He gave a shark-like grin.
Sighhhhhhhhhhfineeeeeeeeee since Iâm such a nice person I will
Possibly tkls
âPossibly what? I couldnât quiteee catch that.â
Cough tklsâŚ
âT-K-L-S? I couldnât tell you what that is.â He crossed his arms over his chest, acting clueless.
Possibly ticklesâŚ
A small chuckle. âThere we go. Now that wasnât so hard now was it?â Fulfilling their request, he immediately started tickling at their stomach.
EHEHEEK WHYHY THEHEHERE OHOHF AHAHALL PLAHAHACESSS
âOh? Someone a bit ticklish here?â He kneaded at the spot.
NOHOHOO IHIHIM NAHAHATTT!
âCouldâve fooled me,â he said dryly. A hand slipped into their bellybutton and wiggled while the other trailed over to their side.
EHEHEHEEEK NAHAHAT THEHEHEREEE
âOh, Iâll stay here. And you canât escape this. Youâre the one who wanted to be tickled after all,â he huffed, not letting up.
OHOHOK OHOHOK IHIHIM SOHOHOHORRRYYY
âSorry for what? Beinâ so easy to tickle? Oh you should be. Makes me want to keep goinâ.â He switched hands occasionally to give tiny moments of rest.
EHEHEHEHEEK NOHOHOOO
âNo for which part? You saying that you arenât easy to tickle? I mean, I think Iâm doing a great job right now rendering you a ticklish mess~â He emphasized his point by going back to scribble at their stomach with one hand.
AHAHALL OHOF THEHEHEMMM
He scoffed at how nonsensical all of it was and chose to tune out whatever else would be said. His hands drifted to their sides and he skittered his fingers there.
OHOHOK OHOHOKKK IHIHI AHAHAMM
His ears perked up a little at that. âYouuuâre what now? Câmon, what did i say about usinâ your words?â
OHOHOK OHOHOK IHIHIM EHEHAHSY TOHO TOHIHICKLEHEEE
He nodded but didnât stop. âYeah you are. Tickle, tickle, Giggles~â
EHEHEHEEEK HEHEYY
âHey,â he repeated back and chuckled. A hand went forward to scribble at their bellybutton a few more times before pulling away.
IHIM RUHUHNNING AHAHAWAYAYYYY
âRunninâ? Oh youâre gonna just be runninâ back into my hands, Giggler~â he teased by running his hands in the air.
EHEEEEK DOHOHOUBTEHED
âYou tellinâ me what I can and canât do now?â His fingers tapped at their stomach, âClockâs tickinâ. You got five seconds to run before Iâm back to ticklinâ you.â
IHIHIM TRYHYIHIHINGGG
âReally? It only looks like youâre squirming around hereâŚâ Deciding to give them one last chance, he dragged out the syllables. âThreeee, twwwoooooâŚâ
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Mafioso looked up from his paperwork and donned an annoyed expression, but the flick of his ear gave away his amusement. âAdmin, to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?â He put his cheek on one fist and used his other hand to shoo away his goons.
He was insanely bored. He didnât care for the reason of the visit, rather to alleviate that feeling.
âI would like to know if you have seen Shedletsky or Taph perchance?â {they replied}
He let out a long sigh. An even more mundane reason to visit than he expected. He was almost disappointed.
As the door clicked shut, he snuffed out his cigar. Pushing himself away from his desk, he stood up to made his way over. âAnd why do you think that I would know? You think I had somethinâ to do with their disappearance, or is it somethinâ else here?â
âI just wanted to know is all⌠I had searched everywhere yet that âwhereâ hasnât been found yet..â {he huffed, crossing their arms slightly. Shedletsky, Taph, they had been gone for almost a week and it was getting slightly worrying}
He tilted his head and hummed in mock sympathy. âIâm sorry to hear that. We could offer our services in your aid, of course, if you pay up,â he offered, yet pretty sure they wouldnât take it. Nonetheless, a plan to cure his boredom was being formulated, and he was just about to execute it.
âNoâŚitâs fineâŚIâm sure theyâll show up eventuallyâŚâ {he quickly said as he turned around looking away, he looked at his staff for a few moments, thinking of once he got home he would cast some spells and try to find them that way}
He roughly hooked an arm around their shoulder and pulled them closer. âWell since youâre here, I might as well offer you some whiskey. Youâll take a glass and stay for a bit, yes?â
âUhâŚI donât drink and besides..I have things I need to get toâŚâ {he said, half lying and half not}
Mafioso clicked his tongue. âYou think you can just waltz in here, demand information, refuse to pay up, and then refuse my hospitality? What would the word on the street beâŚâ He didnât wait for a reply. âI canât let that happen now.â
Normally he would rough someone up, but remembering that he was in fact an admin, he didnât want those pesky moderators on his ass. So instead his grip tightened and the other hand pinched at their side. It would be more fun this way anyways.
âEEP!!-what was that for?!?â {he quickly backed away}
Just what he wanted. When the other shyed out of his grasp, he turned to face them again. âWere you not listeninâ? Oh well, and I was going to go a bit easier on you but nowww.â He lunged forward and latched onto their waist, scribbling away at both sides.
âAHACK-!! WAHAHAIHIHIT!! HahahaAAHAHH!!â {Dusekkar squirmed as he fell onto the floor, giggling as his sides were tickled, his staff had also fallen next to him} âMAHAHAHAFIHIHOHOHOSOHOHO!!â {he laughed out}
âWait? Oh I donât think so.â He kept up his work, enjoying how much he squirmed. Who knew when he was going to get a chance like this again? âYou know, I should thank you for your visit. I was just itchinâ to do something like this today.â
âLEHEHEhehehEHET MEHEHEHEE GOHOHOHO!!â {Dusekkar hollered out. Trying to grab Mafiosoâs wrists to try to get the tickling to stop. Though no malice or hatred was placed into it, well. Only a little, but that didnât really apply to this moment}
âNot happeninâ.â His head tilted as he grabbed him by both of the wrists in one go, putting them above his head. âNow, where to go? Whatt about here?â Neck, he decided, was a great place to test next.
âN-nohohOHOHO! PLEHEHEASE!!â {he pleaded, trying to get his wrists out of the others grip but it was no use. He gulped and giggled nervously, knowing he was absolutely done for}
âPleading already? How cute,â he huffed. He had no intention of stopping and wasnât going to give the admin the benefit of the doubt. He continued to skitter away lightly.
âAhahahHAHA!! Ihihi swehehehahahar ihihiâll gehehet youohou- hahaHAHA!- BahahHAHAHACK!!â {he tried to threaten, but it can be considered a failed threat. Dusekkar squeaked once Mafioso hit a particularly sensitive spot on his sensitive very ticklish neck}
Mafioso scoffed. âNot happeninâ,â he easily shrugged off. When he started squeaking he locked eyes with him. âWas that a squeak? So ticklish there that youâre making random noises now?â His hands trailed back to find just exactly where the source of it was and stayed there.
âEHHEEK!! BEHAHAAHAHA!! STAHAHahahHAHAP!!â {he laughed even more than before, even though it wasnât any use, he kept trying to pull his wrists down naturally}
âThere you go again. And there are people scared of a squeaky ticklish admin~ Hilarious if you ask me.â His eyes flicked over to the source of the struggle, and he tightened his grip to remind him just how futile it was. âAh, ah. Youâre not goinâ anywhere.â
Remembering just how open the spot was, he wiggled a finger at his underarms.
âNononoNOHO!- plehehHAHASE!!â {he blushed at the tease and giggled more, still squirming to try and find some possible way to escape even though there was no way to escape}
Egged to go on, he scratched away without an inkling of restraint. âWhaat? Donât tell me that this spot is like your neck. Or maybe itâs more ticklish to you?â
{the answer is yes, he began to laugh louder than before, squirming} âSHUHUHAHAAHT AHAHAP!!â {he managed to get out before laughter took over his words}
Roughly rubbing circles into the spot, he sighed, going to reprimand him, âOh, Dusekkar, Dusekkar. You really canât be makinâ demands hereâŚâ
âYOHOHOU AHAHARE SOHOHO EHEHEVIHIHIL!!â {he cried out, slightly being overdramatic from being tickled on one of his most ticklish spots}
âEvil? Me? Please. If you think this is evil, clearly you havenât been keepinâ tabs well enough. Iâm disappointed, admin,â he sped up, âOh well, I can be more âevilâ for you.â
âWAAHAHAIHIHIT!!â {Dusekkar almost screamed. He started to squirm even more than before, laughing harder, his voice raised an octave. Even tears started to form in the corners of his eyes from laughing so much} âNAHAHAHAHAH!!! PLEHEHEHAHAHASE!!! IHIHIâM SOHAHAHAHAHARRY!!!â
A part of him that was gaining immense pleasure from seeing such a powerful figure squirm made him want to continue, but he pushed it down. With a wistful sigh, he pulled back. âFine. Breathe.â
{he gasped and panted for breath, letting out breathless giggles, he had curled up in a ball, hugging his sides from the slight ticklish sensations} âMmheheheâŚâ
A bit bored, he went to poking at his waist. âQuit protectinâ yourself before I restrain you again. Donât waste your time, itâs not gonna do anythinâ anyways.â
âAHACK!!-â {he let out a loud squeak, he quickly sat up and backed away} âStahap ihitâŚâ {he chuckled} âI swehehear ihiâlol cahahast a spehell ohon yohou!!â
He followed suit and sat back up as well, eyeing them with growing amusement. âWhat, are you goinâ to freeze me so I canât tickle you to tears again?â He reached out and tossed the staff somewhere behind him. âNot happeninâ.â
âHey!!- and noho thatâs nohot what I was gonna do! Much worse than that!â {he said a little playfully}
((Ooc: why do I kinda feel like this is like a brotherly bond đ¤ maybe I should add that to my headcanonsâŚ/silly))
His eyebrows knit together in a frown and he waved him off dismissively. âYeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Dusekkar. Too bad I put a cork in that plan of yours.â
He studied the other for a moment to gauge the best moment to strike. As soon as he found it, he did so by latching onto their waist to tickle away.
âEEEK!!â NAHAHA!!â {he started to squirm once again, trying his best to reach his staff so he could cast the spell}
He went a bit rougher to try and dissuade his attempts at grabbing for the item. âAh, ah. Canât have you fightinâ back like that.â
{he laughed harder, having a few hics in his laughter. Eventually he managed to push them off with his leg}
Mafioso hadnât expected that one. With a grunt he clutched at his stomach and narrowed his eyes attention falling on the staff. As fast as he could he grabbed for it.
{he nudged Their side with his elbow, trying their best to reach for it first because you know, it was HIS after all} âYOHOU AINT GETTING IT!!â
His eyes traveled over to theirs for a moment, returning the gesture. âReally now? I think Iâm one step,â he grabbed the edge of it with one hand,â âahead of you.â
{he mumbled a swear and he grabbed their wrist, trying to reach for his staff} âGIVE ME!-â {he said playfully}
âIâm not just going to cough it over. You think I have no sense?â he huffed in indignation, using his free hand to pry the otherâs off and get a better grip.
âSon of a- UGH-â {he groaned in annoyance, by accident brushing a hand on Mafiosoâs ear}
Mafioso startled at the sudden touch, hand letting go for a split-second. Absentmindedly flicking his ear he grabbed for the item again. âMaybe itâs time to quit and let me take this, aye?â
âNope! Not happening!â {he hissed as he pushed Mafioso to the ground and reaching for his staff, he paused for a moment before looking at them.} âWait a minuteâŚâ
âDid you flinch?â
He let out a growl at the sudden loss of his upper hand, ready to fight back for the staff even when the other grabbed it only to still.
He stared back blankly. âWhat are you talkinâ about? Did all that gigglinâ mess with your head?â He snickered. âMaybe some more tickles will fix you right up~â
âHeh no, I know what I saw! Itâs when I brushed my hand against your ear!â {he said, pointing at them}
He crossed his arms. âIf anythinâ maybe they were just twitchinâ to begin with. Nothinâ that spectacular.â
âMaybe I should test it out~â {he teased as he raised his hands, wiggling his fingers menacingly}
Not expecting that outcome, his eyes uncharacteristically widened. âWh- Now hold on there.â He scrambled for some excuse to get out of the situation, all suave, but grasped at nothing.
âHehe.. big brave boss reduced to a nervous ticklish mess?â {he teased even more, coming closer.}
Unable to hide the sudden blush on his face, he couldnât help but look away. The ears on his head lowered a bit, albeit twitched here and there. âNo,â he replied curtly, leaning a bit away from him.
{he would gently grab one of their ears, rubbing the back softly} âSureee~â {he chuckled, smiling softly}
âHehey!â he protested with a giggle, grabbing at the hand. âGehet ohoff!â
âOh! So you are ticklish eh?â {he smirked as he tickled their ear a little more rougher, still gentle though}
He glared and bit into the leather of his glove to try and muffle the sounds he was making. He shook his head a bit, as if it would remove the assaulting hands.
âNah ah, no getting away from the tickles now~â {he teased before tickling their ears gently more}
A muffled yelp was heard and slightly more audible laughter poured out of him. He shook his head back and forth and scrunched his shoulder. Oh if looks could kill.
âHmmâŚmaybe, here?â {one hand went down to tickle their waist}
It wasnât very noticeable but he relaxed a bit at that. Grabbing the one hand now at his ear, he yanked it away but continued to hold it, just out of reach. âDusekkar,â he warned with a snarl, letting him figure out the rest.
ââŚyes?â {he said nervously, having a smug yet nervous smile on his face he was obviously not trying to get tickled again but he did want a little revenge}
âWatch yourself. Or Iâm gonna tickle you to tears again.â
âAhâŚhahaâŚgot it, yup! Ima stop now!â {he said as he backed away a good distance since he was a little nervous to get tickled like that, not that he hated it though.}
He grinned. Worked like a charm. As he stood up, he adjusted his hat and absentmindedly rubbed at an ear. âPull somethinâ like that again and I wonât show you mercy.â
âG-got it! Yup!â {he made a thumbs up}
Confident that he wouldnât pull anything again, he tosses the staff over for him to catch. âAlright now, shoo. The whiskeyâs callinâ my name.â

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"So uhh.. what are ya doing..? I'm kinda bored and I have nothing to do so if figured I'd kinda just observe."
*he leans on a tree, curiously staring at Mafioso with a small smile on his face.*
"You seem very interesting. Also I've been hearing more and more about you lately, so I'm just kinda curious."
-C.J
(@tickle-enthusiast-sfw)
Mafiosoâs eyes flicked over for a moment and he stayed silent, puffing out some smoke. After another inhale, he leaned against the back of the park bench and tilted his head back to get a better look at them.
âReally now? Like what you see?â he huffed. Didnât think that he was the guy that people gained interest in unless he was doing something to them. Or moreso wanted money from them.
His ears perked up a bit at that. âWhatâs the word on the street these days?â
"Someone said you were a bastard, another person tried to pay me to assasinate you, and one person said you're a mean ass bitch. I didn't take the money for the assassination thing by the way."
*he looks down at his phone, scrolling through tiktok while he speaks.*
"Partially the reason I'm here is to see if those two that called you a bastard and stuff were telling the truth or not."
"But yeah. Mostly bad things. Although someone did say that you're a good fighter, so there's a few compliments going around."
He let out a humorless chuckle. âAnother hitman, huh?â He tossed his cigar to the ground and snubbed it out. âYou sure about that one? I donât fancy liars.â
He stood up and adjusted his trench coat and coat fur and began walking over. âReally? Iâm touched that you would rather see for yourself.â He didnât really care all that much but the man had his attention either way. ââA good fighter,ââ he scoffed, âIs this what this is about? Tryinâ to gauge what I can do before deciding if you want that money?â
"Nope. Im honestly just bored out of my mind. I haven't had anything to do for a while. Already took care of a few.. 'things' today, practiced my music, and overall I'm just bored."
"but also kinda yes. I'm trying to see if $5000 is worth it to get my ass beat. Cause honestly that amount of money seems like it might not even cover my hospital bill."
*..he's right about that.*
(I'm in the US so hospital bills are EXPENSIVE, for those who are outside the US and dont understand the hospital bill stuff)
He let out a real laugh at that. âOnly $5000? How insignificant.â He shook his hand. âI already have a feelinâ who it is. Donât bother takinâ the offer. Iâm gonna handle that one.â
When the last part sunk in, he tilted his head. âHospital bill? What for?â
"If I try to kill you, there is a 98.77 chance I get my ass beat. Maybe higher."
"also why shouldn't I take the offer, hm???? It's pretty much just them telling me 'hey go get your ass beat and I'll pay you', so.. why not?"
*he continues to scroll through tiktok, though it's clear he's only using it as some sort of background thing to be doing while he speaks.*
âWhereâs that one percent of confidence coming from?â he huffed out a laugh. âYou must be pretty new if you think theyâre gonna pay you in full before you even take the job.â He scoffs, âFigures that they try to use a rookie to mess with me. They know it wouldnât work.â
His eyebrow twitches, the phone starting to become a bit of a nuisance. âHere you are claiminâ to use me as entertainment but seem fine as is with that phone.â
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Mafioso looked up from his paperwork and donned an annoyed expression, but the flick of his ear gave away his amusement. âAdmin, to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?â He put his cheek on one fist and used his other hand to shoo away his goons.
He was insanely bored. He didnât care for the reason of the visit, rather to alleviate that feeling.
âI would like to know if you have seen Shedletsky or Taph perchance?â {they replied}
He let out a long sigh. An even more mundane reason to visit than he expected. He was almost disappointed.
As the door clicked shut, he snuffed out his cigar. Pushing himself away from his desk, he stood up to made his way over. âAnd why do you think that I would know? You think I had somethinâ to do with their disappearance, or is it somethinâ else here?â
âI just wanted to know is all⌠I had searched everywhere yet that âwhereâ hasnât been found yet..â {he huffed, crossing their arms slightly. Shedletsky, Taph, they had been gone for almost a week and it was getting slightly worrying}
He tilted his head and hummed in mock sympathy. âIâm sorry to hear that. We could offer our services in your aid, of course, if you pay up,â he offered, yet pretty sure they wouldnât take it. Nonetheless, a plan to cure his boredom was being formulated, and he was just about to execute it.
âNoâŚitâs fineâŚIâm sure theyâll show up eventuallyâŚâ {he quickly said as he turned around looking away, he looked at his staff for a few moments, thinking of once he got home he would cast some spells and try to find them that way}
He roughly hooked an arm around their shoulder and pulled them closer. âWell since youâre here, I might as well offer you some whiskey. Youâll take a glass and stay for a bit, yes?â
âUhâŚI donât drink and besides..I have things I need to get toâŚâ {he said, half lying and half not}
Mafioso clicked his tongue. âYou think you can just waltz in here, demand information, refuse to pay up, and then refuse my hospitality? What would the word on the street beâŚâ He didnât wait for a reply. âI canât let that happen now.â
Normally he would rough someone up, but remembering that he was in fact an admin, he didnât want those pesky moderators on his ass. So instead his grip tightened and the other hand pinched at their side. It would be more fun this way anyways.
âEEP!!-what was that for?!?â {he quickly backed away}
Just what he wanted. When the other shyed out of his grasp, he turned to face them again. âWere you not listeninâ? Oh well, and I was going to go a bit easier on you but nowww.â He lunged forward and latched onto their waist, scribbling away at both sides.
âAHACK-!! WAHAHAIHIHIT!! HahahaAAHAHH!!â {Dusekkar squirmed as he fell onto the floor, giggling as his sides were tickled, his staff had also fallen next to him} âMAHAHAHAFIHIHOHOHOSOHOHO!!â {he laughed out}
âWait? Oh I donât think so.â He kept up his work, enjoying how much he squirmed. Who knew when he was going to get a chance like this again? âYou know, I should thank you for your visit. I was just itchinâ to do something like this today.â
âLEHEHEhehehEHET MEHEHEHEE GOHOHOHO!!â {Dusekkar hollered out. Trying to grab Mafiosoâs wrists to try to get the tickling to stop. Though no malice or hatred was placed into it, well. Only a little, but that didnât really apply to this moment}
âNot happeninâ.â His head tilted as he grabbed him by both of the wrists in one go, putting them above his head. âNow, where to go? Whatt about here?â Neck, he decided, was a great place to test next.
âN-nohohOHOHO! PLEHEHEASE!!â {he pleaded, trying to get his wrists out of the others grip but it was no use. He gulped and giggled nervously, knowing he was absolutely done for}
âPleading already? How cute,â he huffed. He had no intention of stopping and wasnât going to give the admin the benefit of the doubt. He continued to skitter away lightly.
âAhahahHAHA!! Ihihi swehehehahahar ihihiâll gehehet youohou- hahaHAHA!- BahahHAHAHACK!!â {he tried to threaten, but it can be considered a failed threat. Dusekkar squeaked once Mafioso hit a particularly sensitive spot on his sensitive very ticklish neck}
Mafioso scoffed. âNot happeninâ,â he easily shrugged off. When he started squeaking he locked eyes with him. âWas that a squeak? So ticklish there that youâre making random noises now?â His hands trailed back to find just exactly where the source of it was and stayed there.
âEHHEEK!! BEHAHAAHAHA!! STAHAHahahHAHAP!!â {he laughed even more than before, even though it wasnât any use, he kept trying to pull his wrists down naturally}
âThere you go again. And there are people scared of a squeaky ticklish admin~ Hilarious if you ask me.â His eyes flicked over to the source of the struggle, and he tightened his grip to remind him just how futile it was. âAh, ah. Youâre not goinâ anywhere.â
Remembering just how open the spot was, he wiggled a finger at his underarms.
âNononoNOHO!- plehehHAHASE!!â {he blushed at the tease and giggled more, still squirming to try and find some possible way to escape even though there was no way to escape}
Egged to go on, he scratched away without an inkling of restraint. âWhaat? Donât tell me that this spot is like your neck. Or maybe itâs more ticklish to you?â
{the answer is yes, he began to laugh louder than before, squirming} âSHUHUHAHAAHT AHAHAP!!â {he managed to get out before laughter took over his words}
Roughly rubbing circles into the spot, he sighed, going to reprimand him, âOh, Dusekkar, Dusekkar. You really canât be makinâ demands hereâŚâ
âYOHOHOU AHAHARE SOHOHO EHEHEVIHIHIL!!â {he cried out, slightly being overdramatic from being tickled on one of his most ticklish spots}
âEvil? Me? Please. If you think this is evil, clearly you havenât been keepinâ tabs well enough. Iâm disappointed, admin,â he sped up, âOh well, I can be more âevilâ for you.â
âWAAHAHAIHIHIT!!â {Dusekkar almost screamed. He started to squirm even more than before, laughing harder, his voice raised an octave. Even tears started to form in the corners of his eyes from laughing so much} âNAHAHAHAHAH!!! PLEHEHEHAHAHASE!!! IHIHIâM SOHAHAHAHAHARRY!!!â
A part of him that was gaining immense pleasure from seeing such a powerful figure squirm made him want to continue, but he pushed it down. With a wistful sigh, he pulled back. âFine. Breathe.â
{he gasped and panted for breath, letting out breathless giggles, he had curled up in a ball, hugging his sides from the slight ticklish sensations} âMmheheheâŚâ
A bit bored, he went to poking at his waist. âQuit protectinâ yourself before I restrain you again. Donât waste your time, itâs not gonna do anythinâ anyways.â
âAHACK!!-â {he let out a loud squeak, he quickly sat up and backed away} âStahap ihitâŚâ {he chuckled} âI swehehear ihiâlol cahahast a spehell ohon yohou!!â
He followed suit and sat back up as well, eyeing them with growing amusement. âWhat, are you goinâ to freeze me so I canât tickle you to tears again?â He reached out and tossed the staff somewhere behind him. âNot happeninâ.â
âHey!!- and noho thatâs nohot what I was gonna do! Much worse than that!â {he said a little playfully}
((Ooc: why do I kinda feel like this is like a brotherly bond đ¤ maybe I should add that to my headcanonsâŚ/silly))
His eyebrows knit together in a frown and he waved him off dismissively. âYeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Dusekkar. Too bad I put a cork in that plan of yours.â
He studied the other for a moment to gauge the best moment to strike. As soon as he found it, he did so by latching onto their waist to tickle away.
âEEEK!!â NAHAHA!!â {he started to squirm once again, trying his best to reach his staff so he could cast the spell}
He went a bit rougher to try and dissuade his attempts at grabbing for the item. âAh, ah. Canât have you fightinâ back like that.â
{he laughed harder, having a few hics in his laughter. Eventually he managed to push them off with his leg}
Mafioso hadnât expected that one. With a grunt he clutched at his stomach and narrowed his eyes attention falling on the staff. As fast as he could he grabbed for it.
{he nudged Their side with his elbow, trying their best to reach for it first because you know, it was HIS after all} âYOHOU AINT GETTING IT!!â
His eyes traveled over to theirs for a moment, returning the gesture. âReally now? I think Iâm one step,â he grabbed the edge of it with one hand,â âahead of you.â
{he mumbled a swear and he grabbed their wrist, trying to reach for his staff} âGIVE ME!-â {he said playfully}
âIâm not just going to cough it over. You think I have no sense?â he huffed in indignation, using his free hand to pry the otherâs off and get a better grip.
âSon of a- UGH-â {he groaned in annoyance, by accident brushing a hand on Mafiosoâs ear}
Mafioso startled at the sudden touch, hand letting go for a split-second. Absentmindedly flicking his ear he grabbed for the item again. âMaybe itâs time to quit and let me take this, aye?â
âNope! Not happening!â {he hissed as he pushed Mafioso to the ground and reaching for his staff, he paused for a moment before looking at them.} âWait a minuteâŚâ
âDid you flinch?â
He let out a growl at the sudden loss of his upper hand, ready to fight back for the staff even when the other grabbed it only to still.
He stared back blankly. âWhat are you talkinâ about? Did all that gigglinâ mess with your head?â He snickered. âMaybe some more tickles will fix you right up~â
âHeh no, I know what I saw! Itâs when I brushed my hand against your ear!â {he said, pointing at them}
He crossed his arms. âIf anythinâ maybe they were just twitchinâ to begin with. Nothinâ that spectacular.â
âMaybe I should test it out~â {he teased as he raised his hands, wiggling his fingers menacingly}
Not expecting that outcome, his eyes uncharacteristically widened. âWh- Now hold on there.â He scrambled for some excuse to get out of the situation, all suave, but grasped at nothing.
âHehe.. big brave boss reduced to a nervous ticklish mess?â {he teased even more, coming closer.}
Unable to hide the sudden blush on his face, he couldnât help but look away. The ears on his head lowered a bit, albeit twitched here and there. âNo,â he replied curtly, leaning a bit away from him.
{he would gently grab one of their ears, rubbing the back softly} âSureee~â {he chuckled, smiling softly}
âHehey!â he protested with a giggle, grabbing at the hand. âGehet ohoff!â
âOh! So you are ticklish eh?â {he smirked as he tickled their ear a little more rougher, still gentle though}
He glared and bit into the leather of his glove to try and muffle the sounds he was making. He shook his head a bit, as if it would remove the assaulting hands.
âNah ah, no getting away from the tickles now~â {he teased before tickling their ears gently more}
A muffled yelp was heard and slightly more audible laughter poured out of him. He shook his head back and forth and scrunched his shoulder. Oh if looks could kill.
âHmmâŚmaybe, here?â {one hand went down to tickle their waist}
It wasnât very noticeable but he relaxed a bit at that. Grabbing the one hand now at his ear, he yanked it away but continued to hold it, just out of reach. âDusekkar,â he warned with a snarl, letting him figure out the rest.
ââŚyes?â {he said nervously, having a smug yet nervous smile on his face he was obviously not trying to get tickled again but he did want a little revenge}
âWatch yourself. Or Iâm gonna tickle you to tears again.â
âAhâŚhahaâŚgot it, yup! Ima stop now!â {he said as he backed away a good distance since he was a little nervous to get tickled like that, not that he hated it though.}
He grinned. Worked like a charm. As he stood up, he adjusted his hat and absentmindedly rubbed at an ear. âPull somethinâ like that again and I wonât show you mercy.â
@debtcollect0r
Mafioso stiffened immediately with the hug and let out a huff. ââŚDid you just hug-? Where the hell are you runninâ off to?!â
"How did he not notice?" SORROW stopped to turn around still blatantly holding the wallet. "Eh, whatever."
His eyes narrowed when he finally realized. That little- âYou little brat, get back here,â he demanded, running after them.
"Ah shit-" SORROW immediately starts running again, pocketing the cash. "Nothing personal!" They called out to behind them, taking a sharp turn.
âOh itâs feelinâ personal all right.â He was just behind them and soon enough reached out to yank them back by the collar. âAlways tryinâ to make things worse for yourself for a little entertainment.â
"ACK-" SORROW yelped as they were yanked back, immediately the confidence melted. "Wait-! wait-wait-wait-wait- listen!" He knew it wouldn't work but his mouth was faster than his brain half the time.
He held them in the air for a bit, using his other hand to make quick work of getting the wallet back. When he extracted all of its contents, he placed them down so that they were facing him. With barely-concealed anger, he gripped their shoulder tightly. âSORROW. Now where did you think that was gonna get you?â
They mumbled under their breath, ahoge dropping forward a bit before it reset itself with that usual false bravado. "What? Learn to take a joke, I mean you know me s'not like I don't make enough for myself." Deflecting again, typical.
He pinched the bridge of his nose with a gloved hand and exhaled loudly. âAlways testinâ my patience, arenât you.â Ignoring the bland excuse, he tilted his head. âYou know, killinâ you over and over has gotten pretty old, fast. So I thought to myself, what outâ I do? You know what that might be?â
SORROW flinched instinctively upon the mention of those repeated deaths, he'd grown numb to it but...after that incident where the regeneration process took so long that he got buried? He...well he'd started to not like the favors as much as he used to.
That aside he blinked a bit eyes darting around bit for an escape. "Uh- should I?" He asked, ahoge curling into a question mark shape.
His grip tightened, noticing. âSince youâre always gigglinâ to yourself, how about I help you out and tickle you an inch from death? Wouldnât that be fun?â
SORROW said nothing for a moment though his ahoge immediately straightened out like a lightning bolt. The blunt nature of the threat seemed to stun them into flustered silence for a moment before panic set in.
"I- uh n-now just h-hold on a second!" They tried to back pedal, gripping Mafioso's wrists and attempting to back away.
For every step they took back, he took one forward. âYou like that? Good, but it wasnât like I was going to give you much of a choice in the matter.â He managed to rip one hand free to pinch at their side.
SORROW curled in on themselves a bit, letting go entirely to continue backing away...until they hit a wall.
"I- uh-" They jolted dramatically when their side was squeezed, pressing up further against the wall. "No! W-wait okay, please- I'm sorry!"
âOh? Whatâs this? Someone ticklish here?â His usual shark-like grin returned, doing it again, and again. âDidnât seem too sorry earlier. And Iâll follow your example by not beinâ sorry for this!â With that he went to full on squeezes and scribbles.
SORROW blushed, ahoge curling into a heart-shape. "I- no! No, I- come on now I would never-" He didn't get to finish.
"W-wahaHAIT!" SORROW immediately hugged themselves to try and protect their sides. "Gheh- ngh- N-nohohOHo!"
âNever be ticklish, that what you were tryinâ to say? Lyinâ to me again⌠I need to punish you for that.â He grinned and went for their stomach instead.
"W-waHAHAIT!" SORROW absolutely shrieked the second the switch was made, throwing their head back and sliding down the wall. "NOHOT THE- OH MY GOHOHOD!"
He grinned at how effective it was and squatted down to continue his work. âWhat, donât tell me that âtickleâ makes you all flustered now.â
"SHUHUT UHUP!" SORROW snapped back, pressing up against the wall and curling up to try and block out some of the sensation.
With a chuckle he leaned a little closer. âOh it does, doesnât it? Tickle, tickle, tickle, Sorrow~â Despite their best effort, it had little to no effect as he kept scribbling away.
SORROW immediately buried their face in their hands, cheeks flushed pink. "NAHAHO!" They shrieked, shoving frantically at his chest. "STOHOP IT- STOP IT- STOHOHOP IHIHIT!"
âBegginâ already? Seems like I shouldâve done this earlier.â Ignoring the hands, he continued, âAww, look at how pink you are~â
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Mafioso looked up from his paperwork and donned an annoyed expression, but the flick of his ear gave away his amusement. âAdmin, to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?â He put his cheek on one fist and used his other hand to shoo away his goons.
He was insanely bored. He didnât care for the reason of the visit, rather to alleviate that feeling.
âI would like to know if you have seen Shedletsky or Taph perchance?â {they replied}
He let out a long sigh. An even more mundane reason to visit than he expected. He was almost disappointed.
As the door clicked shut, he snuffed out his cigar. Pushing himself away from his desk, he stood up to made his way over. âAnd why do you think that I would know? You think I had somethinâ to do with their disappearance, or is it somethinâ else here?â
âI just wanted to know is all⌠I had searched everywhere yet that âwhereâ hasnât been found yet..â {he huffed, crossing their arms slightly. Shedletsky, Taph, they had been gone for almost a week and it was getting slightly worrying}
He tilted his head and hummed in mock sympathy. âIâm sorry to hear that. We could offer our services in your aid, of course, if you pay up,â he offered, yet pretty sure they wouldnât take it. Nonetheless, a plan to cure his boredom was being formulated, and he was just about to execute it.
âNoâŚitâs fineâŚIâm sure theyâll show up eventuallyâŚâ {he quickly said as he turned around looking away, he looked at his staff for a few moments, thinking of once he got home he would cast some spells and try to find them that way}
He roughly hooked an arm around their shoulder and pulled them closer. âWell since youâre here, I might as well offer you some whiskey. Youâll take a glass and stay for a bit, yes?â
âUhâŚI donât drink and besides..I have things I need to get toâŚâ {he said, half lying and half not}
Mafioso clicked his tongue. âYou think you can just waltz in here, demand information, refuse to pay up, and then refuse my hospitality? What would the word on the street beâŚâ He didnât wait for a reply. âI canât let that happen now.â
Normally he would rough someone up, but remembering that he was in fact an admin, he didnât want those pesky moderators on his ass. So instead his grip tightened and the other hand pinched at their side. It would be more fun this way anyways.
âEEP!!-what was that for?!?â {he quickly backed away}
Just what he wanted. When the other shyed out of his grasp, he turned to face them again. âWere you not listeninâ? Oh well, and I was going to go a bit easier on you but nowww.â He lunged forward and latched onto their waist, scribbling away at both sides.
âAHACK-!! WAHAHAIHIHIT!! HahahaAAHAHH!!â {Dusekkar squirmed as he fell onto the floor, giggling as his sides were tickled, his staff had also fallen next to him} âMAHAHAHAFIHIHOHOHOSOHOHO!!â {he laughed out}
âWait? Oh I donât think so.â He kept up his work, enjoying how much he squirmed. Who knew when he was going to get a chance like this again? âYou know, I should thank you for your visit. I was just itchinâ to do something like this today.â
âLEHEHEhehehEHET MEHEHEHEE GOHOHOHO!!â {Dusekkar hollered out. Trying to grab Mafiosoâs wrists to try to get the tickling to stop. Though no malice or hatred was placed into it, well. Only a little, but that didnât really apply to this moment}
âNot happeninâ.â His head tilted as he grabbed him by both of the wrists in one go, putting them above his head. âNow, where to go? Whatt about here?â Neck, he decided, was a great place to test next.
âN-nohohOHOHO! PLEHEHEASE!!â {he pleaded, trying to get his wrists out of the others grip but it was no use. He gulped and giggled nervously, knowing he was absolutely done for}
âPleading already? How cute,â he huffed. He had no intention of stopping and wasnât going to give the admin the benefit of the doubt. He continued to skitter away lightly.
âAhahahHAHA!! Ihihi swehehehahahar ihihiâll gehehet youohou- hahaHAHA!- BahahHAHAHACK!!â {he tried to threaten, but it can be considered a failed threat. Dusekkar squeaked once Mafioso hit a particularly sensitive spot on his sensitive very ticklish neck}
Mafioso scoffed. âNot happeninâ,â he easily shrugged off. When he started squeaking he locked eyes with him. âWas that a squeak? So ticklish there that youâre making random noises now?â His hands trailed back to find just exactly where the source of it was and stayed there.
âEHHEEK!! BEHAHAAHAHA!! STAHAHahahHAHAP!!â {he laughed even more than before, even though it wasnât any use, he kept trying to pull his wrists down naturally}
âThere you go again. And there are people scared of a squeaky ticklish admin~ Hilarious if you ask me.â His eyes flicked over to the source of the struggle, and he tightened his grip to remind him just how futile it was. âAh, ah. Youâre not goinâ anywhere.â
Remembering just how open the spot was, he wiggled a finger at his underarms.
âNononoNOHO!- plehehHAHASE!!â {he blushed at the tease and giggled more, still squirming to try and find some possible way to escape even though there was no way to escape}
Egged to go on, he scratched away without an inkling of restraint. âWhaat? Donât tell me that this spot is like your neck. Or maybe itâs more ticklish to you?â
{the answer is yes, he began to laugh louder than before, squirming} âSHUHUHAHAAHT AHAHAP!!â {he managed to get out before laughter took over his words}
Roughly rubbing circles into the spot, he sighed, going to reprimand him, âOh, Dusekkar, Dusekkar. You really canât be makinâ demands hereâŚâ
âYOHOHOU AHAHARE SOHOHO EHEHEVIHIHIL!!â {he cried out, slightly being overdramatic from being tickled on one of his most ticklish spots}
âEvil? Me? Please. If you think this is evil, clearly you havenât been keepinâ tabs well enough. Iâm disappointed, admin,â he sped up, âOh well, I can be more âevilâ for you.â
âWAAHAHAIHIHIT!!â {Dusekkar almost screamed. He started to squirm even more than before, laughing harder, his voice raised an octave. Even tears started to form in the corners of his eyes from laughing so much} âNAHAHAHAHAH!!! PLEHEHEHAHAHASE!!! IHIHIâM SOHAHAHAHAHARRY!!!â
A part of him that was gaining immense pleasure from seeing such a powerful figure squirm made him want to continue, but he pushed it down. With a wistful sigh, he pulled back. âFine. Breathe.â
{he gasped and panted for breath, letting out breathless giggles, he had curled up in a ball, hugging his sides from the slight ticklish sensations} âMmheheheâŚâ
A bit bored, he went to poking at his waist. âQuit protectinâ yourself before I restrain you again. Donât waste your time, itâs not gonna do anythinâ anyways.â
âAHACK!!-â {he let out a loud squeak, he quickly sat up and backed away} âStahap ihitâŚâ {he chuckled} âI swehehear ihiâlol cahahast a spehell ohon yohou!!â
He followed suit and sat back up as well, eyeing them with growing amusement. âWhat, are you goinâ to freeze me so I canât tickle you to tears again?â He reached out and tossed the staff somewhere behind him. âNot happeninâ.â
âHey!!- and noho thatâs nohot what I was gonna do! Much worse than that!â {he said a little playfully}
((Ooc: why do I kinda feel like this is like a brotherly bond đ¤ maybe I should add that to my headcanonsâŚ/silly))
His eyebrows knit together in a frown and he waved him off dismissively. âYeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Dusekkar. Too bad I put a cork in that plan of yours.â
He studied the other for a moment to gauge the best moment to strike. As soon as he found it, he did so by latching onto their waist to tickle away.
âEEEK!!â NAHAHA!!â {he started to squirm once again, trying his best to reach his staff so he could cast the spell}
He went a bit rougher to try and dissuade his attempts at grabbing for the item. âAh, ah. Canât have you fightinâ back like that.â
{he laughed harder, having a few hics in his laughter. Eventually he managed to push them off with his leg}
Mafioso hadnât expected that one. With a grunt he clutched at his stomach and narrowed his eyes attention falling on the staff. As fast as he could he grabbed for it.
{he nudged Their side with his elbow, trying their best to reach for it first because you know, it was HIS after all} âYOHOU AINT GETTING IT!!â
His eyes traveled over to theirs for a moment, returning the gesture. âReally now? I think Iâm one step,â he grabbed the edge of it with one hand,â âahead of you.â
{he mumbled a swear and he grabbed their wrist, trying to reach for his staff} âGIVE ME!-â {he said playfully}
âIâm not just going to cough it over. You think I have no sense?â he huffed in indignation, using his free hand to pry the otherâs off and get a better grip.
âSon of a- UGH-â {he groaned in annoyance, by accident brushing a hand on Mafiosoâs ear}
Mafioso startled at the sudden touch, hand letting go for a split-second. Absentmindedly flicking his ear he grabbed for the item again. âMaybe itâs time to quit and let me take this, aye?â
âNope! Not happening!â {he hissed as he pushed Mafioso to the ground and reaching for his staff, he paused for a moment before looking at them.} âWait a minuteâŚâ
âDid you flinch?â
He let out a growl at the sudden loss of his upper hand, ready to fight back for the staff even when the other grabbed it only to still.
He stared back blankly. âWhat are you talkinâ about? Did all that gigglinâ mess with your head?â He snickered. âMaybe some more tickles will fix you right up~â
âHeh no, I know what I saw! Itâs when I brushed my hand against your ear!â {he said, pointing at them}
He crossed his arms. âIf anythinâ maybe they were just twitchinâ to begin with. Nothinâ that spectacular.â
âMaybe I should test it out~â {he teased as he raised his hands, wiggling his fingers menacingly}
Not expecting that outcome, his eyes uncharacteristically widened. âWh- Now hold on there.â He scrambled for some excuse to get out of the situation, all suave, but grasped at nothing.
âHehe.. big brave boss reduced to a nervous ticklish mess?â {he teased even more, coming closer.}
Unable to hide the sudden blush on his face, he couldnât help but look away. The ears on his head lowered a bit, albeit twitched here and there. âNo,â he replied curtly, leaning a bit away from him.
{he would gently grab one of their ears, rubbing the back softly} âSureee~â {he chuckled, smiling softly}
âHehey!â he protested with a giggle, grabbing at the hand. âGehet ohoff!â
âOh! So you are ticklish eh?â {he smirked as he tickled their ear a little more rougher, still gentle though}
He glared and bit into the leather of his glove to try and muffle the sounds he was making. He shook his head a bit, as if it would remove the assaulting hands.
âNah ah, no getting away from the tickles now~â {he teased before tickling their ears gently more}
A muffled yelp was heard and slightly more audible laughter poured out of him. He shook his head back and forth and scrunched his shoulder. Oh if looks could kill.
âHmmâŚmaybe, here?â {one hand went down to tickle their waist}
It wasnât very noticeable but he relaxed a bit at that. Grabbing the one hand now at his ear, he yanked it away but continued to hold it, just out of reach. âDusekkar,â he warned with a snarl, letting him figure out the rest.
ââŚyes?â {he said nervously, having a smug yet nervous smile on his face he was obviously not trying to get tickled again but he did want a little revenge}
âWatch yourself. Or Iâm gonna tickle you to tears again.â
"So uhh.. what are ya doing..? I'm kinda bored and I have nothing to do so if figured I'd kinda just observe."
*he leans on a tree, curiously staring at Mafioso with a small smile on his face.*
"You seem very interesting. Also I've been hearing more and more about you lately, so I'm just kinda curious."
-C.J
(@tickle-enthusiast-sfw)
Mafiosoâs eyes flicked over for a moment and he stayed silent, puffing out some smoke. After another inhale, he leaned against the back of the park bench and tilted his head back to get a better look at them.
âReally now? Like what you see?â he huffed. Didnât think that he was the guy that people gained interest in unless he was doing something to them. Or moreso wanted money from them.
His ears perked up a bit at that. âWhatâs the word on the street these days?â
"Someone said you were a bastard, another person tried to pay me to assasinate you, and one person said you're a mean ass bitch. I didn't take the money for the assassination thing by the way."
*he looks down at his phone, scrolling through tiktok while he speaks.*
"Partially the reason I'm here is to see if those two that called you a bastard and stuff were telling the truth or not."
"But yeah. Mostly bad things. Although someone did say that you're a good fighter, so there's a few compliments going around."
He let out a humorless chuckle. âAnother hitman, huh?â He tossed his cigar to the ground and snubbed it out. âYou sure about that one? I donât fancy liars.â
He stood up and adjusted his trench coat and coat fur and began walking over. âReally? Iâm touched that you would rather see for yourself.â He didnât really care all that much but the man had his attention either way. ââA good fighter,ââ he scoffed, âIs this what this is about? Tryinâ to gauge what I can do before deciding if you want that money?â
"Nope. Im honestly just bored out of my mind. I haven't had anything to do for a while. Already took care of a few.. 'things' today, practiced my music, and overall I'm just bored."
"but also kinda yes. I'm trying to see if $5000 is worth it to get my ass beat. Cause honestly that amount of money seems like it might not even cover my hospital bill."
*..he's right about that.*
(I'm in the US so hospital bills are EXPENSIVE, for those who are outside the US and dont understand the hospital bill stuff)
He let out a real laugh at that. âOnly $5000? How insignificant.â He shook his hand. âI already have a feelinâ who it is. Donât bother takinâ the offer. Iâm gonna handle that one.â
When the last part sunk in, he tilted his head. âHospital bill? What for?â

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Mafioso looked up from his paperwork and donned an annoyed expression, but the flick of his ear gave away his amusement. âAdmin, to what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?â He put his cheek on one fist and used his other hand to shoo away his goons.
He was insanely bored. He didnât care for the reason of the visit, rather to alleviate that feeling.
âI would like to know if you have seen Shedletsky or Taph perchance?â {they replied}
He let out a long sigh. An even more mundane reason to visit than he expected. He was almost disappointed.
As the door clicked shut, he snuffed out his cigar. Pushing himself away from his desk, he stood up to made his way over. âAnd why do you think that I would know? You think I had somethinâ to do with their disappearance, or is it somethinâ else here?â
âI just wanted to know is all⌠I had searched everywhere yet that âwhereâ hasnât been found yet..â {he huffed, crossing their arms slightly. Shedletsky, Taph, they had been gone for almost a week and it was getting slightly worrying}
He tilted his head and hummed in mock sympathy. âIâm sorry to hear that. We could offer our services in your aid, of course, if you pay up,â he offered, yet pretty sure they wouldnât take it. Nonetheless, a plan to cure his boredom was being formulated, and he was just about to execute it.
âNoâŚitâs fineâŚIâm sure theyâll show up eventuallyâŚâ {he quickly said as he turned around looking away, he looked at his staff for a few moments, thinking of once he got home he would cast some spells and try to find them that way}
He roughly hooked an arm around their shoulder and pulled them closer. âWell since youâre here, I might as well offer you some whiskey. Youâll take a glass and stay for a bit, yes?â
âUhâŚI donât drink and besides..I have things I need to get toâŚâ {he said, half lying and half not}
Mafioso clicked his tongue. âYou think you can just waltz in here, demand information, refuse to pay up, and then refuse my hospitality? What would the word on the street beâŚâ He didnât wait for a reply. âI canât let that happen now.â
Normally he would rough someone up, but remembering that he was in fact an admin, he didnât want those pesky moderators on his ass. So instead his grip tightened and the other hand pinched at their side. It would be more fun this way anyways.
âEEP!!-what was that for?!?â {he quickly backed away}
Just what he wanted. When the other shyed out of his grasp, he turned to face them again. âWere you not listeninâ? Oh well, and I was going to go a bit easier on you but nowww.â He lunged forward and latched onto their waist, scribbling away at both sides.
âAHACK-!! WAHAHAIHIHIT!! HahahaAAHAHH!!â {Dusekkar squirmed as he fell onto the floor, giggling as his sides were tickled, his staff had also fallen next to him} âMAHAHAHAFIHIHOHOHOSOHOHO!!â {he laughed out}
âWait? Oh I donât think so.â He kept up his work, enjoying how much he squirmed. Who knew when he was going to get a chance like this again? âYou know, I should thank you for your visit. I was just itchinâ to do something like this today.â
âLEHEHEhehehEHET MEHEHEHEE GOHOHOHO!!â {Dusekkar hollered out. Trying to grab Mafiosoâs wrists to try to get the tickling to stop. Though no malice or hatred was placed into it, well. Only a little, but that didnât really apply to this moment}
âNot happeninâ.â His head tilted as he grabbed him by both of the wrists in one go, putting them above his head. âNow, where to go? Whatt about here?â Neck, he decided, was a great place to test next.
âN-nohohOHOHO! PLEHEHEASE!!â {he pleaded, trying to get his wrists out of the others grip but it was no use. He gulped and giggled nervously, knowing he was absolutely done for}
âPleading already? How cute,â he huffed. He had no intention of stopping and wasnât going to give the admin the benefit of the doubt. He continued to skitter away lightly.
âAhahahHAHA!! Ihihi swehehehahahar ihihiâll gehehet youohou- hahaHAHA!- BahahHAHAHACK!!â {he tried to threaten, but it can be considered a failed threat. Dusekkar squeaked once Mafioso hit a particularly sensitive spot on his sensitive very ticklish neck}
Mafioso scoffed. âNot happeninâ,â he easily shrugged off. When he started squeaking he locked eyes with him. âWas that a squeak? So ticklish there that youâre making random noises now?â His hands trailed back to find just exactly where the source of it was and stayed there.
âEHHEEK!! BEHAHAAHAHA!! STAHAHahahHAHAP!!â {he laughed even more than before, even though it wasnât any use, he kept trying to pull his wrists down naturally}
âThere you go again. And there are people scared of a squeaky ticklish admin~ Hilarious if you ask me.â His eyes flicked over to the source of the struggle, and he tightened his grip to remind him just how futile it was. âAh, ah. Youâre not goinâ anywhere.â
Remembering just how open the spot was, he wiggled a finger at his underarms.
âNononoNOHO!- plehehHAHASE!!â {he blushed at the tease and giggled more, still squirming to try and find some possible way to escape even though there was no way to escape}
Egged to go on, he scratched away without an inkling of restraint. âWhaat? Donât tell me that this spot is like your neck. Or maybe itâs more ticklish to you?â
{the answer is yes, he began to laugh louder than before, squirming} âSHUHUHAHAAHT AHAHAP!!â {he managed to get out before laughter took over his words}
Roughly rubbing circles into the spot, he sighed, going to reprimand him, âOh, Dusekkar, Dusekkar. You really canât be makinâ demands hereâŚâ
âYOHOHOU AHAHARE SOHOHO EHEHEVIHIHIL!!â {he cried out, slightly being overdramatic from being tickled on one of his most ticklish spots}
âEvil? Me? Please. If you think this is evil, clearly you havenât been keepinâ tabs well enough. Iâm disappointed, admin,â he sped up, âOh well, I can be more âevilâ for you.â
âWAAHAHAIHIHIT!!â {Dusekkar almost screamed. He started to squirm even more than before, laughing harder, his voice raised an octave. Even tears started to form in the corners of his eyes from laughing so much} âNAHAHAHAHAH!!! PLEHEHEHAHAHASE!!! IHIHIâM SOHAHAHAHAHARRY!!!â
A part of him that was gaining immense pleasure from seeing such a powerful figure squirm made him want to continue, but he pushed it down. With a wistful sigh, he pulled back. âFine. Breathe.â
{he gasped and panted for breath, letting out breathless giggles, he had curled up in a ball, hugging his sides from the slight ticklish sensations} âMmheheheâŚâ
A bit bored, he went to poking at his waist. âQuit protectinâ yourself before I restrain you again. Donât waste your time, itâs not gonna do anythinâ anyways.â
âAHACK!!-â {he let out a loud squeak, he quickly sat up and backed away} âStahap ihitâŚâ {he chuckled} âI swehehear ihiâlol cahahast a spehell ohon yohou!!â
He followed suit and sat back up as well, eyeing them with growing amusement. âWhat, are you goinâ to freeze me so I canât tickle you to tears again?â He reached out and tossed the staff somewhere behind him. âNot happeninâ.â
âHey!!- and noho thatâs nohot what I was gonna do! Much worse than that!â {he said a little playfully}
((Ooc: why do I kinda feel like this is like a brotherly bond đ¤ maybe I should add that to my headcanonsâŚ/silly))
His eyebrows knit together in a frown and he waved him off dismissively. âYeah, yeah. Whatever you say, Dusekkar. Too bad I put a cork in that plan of yours.â
He studied the other for a moment to gauge the best moment to strike. As soon as he found it, he did so by latching onto their waist to tickle away.
âEEEK!!â NAHAHA!!â {he started to squirm once again, trying his best to reach his staff so he could cast the spell}
He went a bit rougher to try and dissuade his attempts at grabbing for the item. âAh, ah. Canât have you fightinâ back like that.â
{he laughed harder, having a few hics in his laughter. Eventually he managed to push them off with his leg}
Mafioso hadnât expected that one. With a grunt he clutched at his stomach and narrowed his eyes attention falling on the staff. As fast as he could he grabbed for it.
{he nudged Their side with his elbow, trying their best to reach for it first because you know, it was HIS after all} âYOHOU AINT GETTING IT!!â
His eyes traveled over to theirs for a moment, returning the gesture. âReally now? I think Iâm one step,â he grabbed the edge of it with one hand,â âahead of you.â
{he mumbled a swear and he grabbed their wrist, trying to reach for his staff} âGIVE ME!-â {he said playfully}
âIâm not just going to cough it over. You think I have no sense?â he huffed in indignation, using his free hand to pry the otherâs off and get a better grip.
âSon of a- UGH-â {he groaned in annoyance, by accident brushing a hand on Mafiosoâs ear}
Mafioso startled at the sudden touch, hand letting go for a split-second. Absentmindedly flicking his ear he grabbed for the item again. âMaybe itâs time to quit and let me take this, aye?â
âNope! Not happening!â {he hissed as he pushed Mafioso to the ground and reaching for his staff, he paused for a moment before looking at them.} âWait a minuteâŚâ
âDid you flinch?â
He let out a growl at the sudden loss of his upper hand, ready to fight back for the staff even when the other grabbed it only to still.
He stared back blankly. âWhat are you talkinâ about? Did all that gigglinâ mess with your head?â He snickered. âMaybe some more tickles will fix you right up~â
âHeh no, I know what I saw! Itâs when I brushed my hand against your ear!â {he said, pointing at them}
He crossed his arms. âIf anythinâ maybe they were just twitchinâ to begin with. Nothinâ that spectacular.â
âMaybe I should test it out~â {he teased as he raised his hands, wiggling his fingers menacingly}
Not expecting that outcome, his eyes uncharacteristically widened. âWh- Now hold on there.â He scrambled for some excuse to get out of the situation, all suave, but grasped at nothing.
âHehe.. big brave boss reduced to a nervous ticklish mess?â {he teased even more, coming closer.}
Unable to hide the sudden blush on his face, he couldnât help but look away. The ears on his head lowered a bit, albeit twitched here and there. âNo,â he replied curtly, leaning a bit away from him.
{he would gently grab one of their ears, rubbing the back softly} âSureee~â {he chuckled, smiling softly}
âHehey!â he protested with a giggle, grabbing at the hand. âGehet ohoff!â
âOh! So you are ticklish eh?â {he smirked as he tickled their ear a little more rougher, still gentle though}
He glared and bit into the leather of his glove to try and muffle the sounds he was making. He shook his head a bit, as if it would remove the assaulting hands.
âNah ah, no getting away from the tickles now~â {he teased before tickling their ears gently more}
A muffled yelp was heard and slightly more audible laughter poured out of him. He shook his head back and forth and scrunched his shoulder. Oh if looks could kill.
âHmmâŚmaybe, here?â {one hand went down to tickle their waist}
It wasnât very noticeable but he relaxed a bit at that. Grabbing the one hand now at his ear, he yanked it away but continued to hold it, just out of reach. âDusekkar,â he warned with a snarl, letting him figure out the rest.
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Mafioso stiffened immediately with the hug and let out a huff. ââŚDid you just hug-? Where the hell are you runninâ off to?!â
"How did he not notice?" SORROW stopped to turn around still blatantly holding the wallet. "Eh, whatever."
His eyes narrowed when he finally realized. That little- âYou little brat, get back here,â he demanded, running after them.
"Ah shit-" SORROW immediately starts running again, pocketing the cash. "Nothing personal!" They called out to behind them, taking a sharp turn.
âOh itâs feelinâ personal all right.â He was just behind them and soon enough reached out to yank them back by the collar. âAlways tryinâ to make things worse for yourself for a little entertainment.â
"ACK-" SORROW yelped as they were yanked back, immediately the confidence melted. "Wait-! wait-wait-wait-wait- listen!" He knew it wouldn't work but his mouth was faster than his brain half the time.
He held them in the air for a bit, using his other hand to make quick work of getting the wallet back. When he extracted all of its contents, he placed them down so that they were facing him. With barely-concealed anger, he gripped their shoulder tightly. âSORROW. Now where did you think that was gonna get you?â
They mumbled under their breath, ahoge dropping forward a bit before it reset itself with that usual false bravado. "What? Learn to take a joke, I mean you know me s'not like I don't make enough for myself." Deflecting again, typical.
He pinched the bridge of his nose with a gloved hand and exhaled loudly. âAlways testinâ my patience, arenât you.â Ignoring the bland excuse, he tilted his head. âYou know, killinâ you over and over has gotten pretty old, fast. So I thought to myself, what outâ I do? You know what that might be?â
SORROW flinched instinctively upon the mention of those repeated deaths, he'd grown numb to it but...after that incident where the regeneration process took so long that he got buried? He...well he'd started to not like the favors as much as he used to.
That aside he blinked a bit eyes darting around bit for an escape. "Uh- should I?" He asked, ahoge curling into a question mark shape.
His grip tightened, noticing. âSince youâre always gigglinâ to yourself, how about I help you out and tickle you an inch from death? Wouldnât that be fun?â
SORROW said nothing for a moment though his ahoge immediately straightened out like a lightning bolt. The blunt nature of the threat seemed to stun them into flustered silence for a moment before panic set in.
"I- uh n-now just h-hold on a second!" They tried to back pedal, gripping Mafioso's wrists and attempting to back away.
For every step they took back, he took one forward. âYou like that? Good, but it wasnât like I was going to give you much of a choice in the matter.â He managed to rip one hand free to pinch at their side.
SORROW curled in on themselves a bit, letting go entirely to continue backing away...until they hit a wall.
"I- uh-" They jolted dramatically when their side was squeezed, pressing up further against the wall. "No! W-wait okay, please- I'm sorry!"
âOh? Whatâs this? Someone ticklish here?â His usual shark-like grin returned, doing it again, and again. âDidnât seem too sorry earlier. And Iâll follow your example by not beinâ sorry for this!â With that he went to full on squeezes and scribbles.
SORROW blushed, ahoge curling into a heart-shape. "I- no! No, I- come on now I would never-" He didn't get to finish.
"W-wahaHAIT!" SORROW immediately hugged themselves to try and protect their sides. "Gheh- ngh- N-nohohOHo!"
âNever be ticklish, that what you were tryinâ to say? Lyinâ to me again⌠I need to punish you for that.â He grinned and went for their stomach instead.
"W-waHAHAIT!" SORROW absolutely shrieked the second the switch was made, throwing their head back and sliding down the wall. "NOHOT THE- OH MY GOHOHOD!"
He grinned at how effective it was and squatted down to continue his work. âWhat, donât tell me that âtickleâ makes you all flustered now.â
"SHUHUT UHUP!" SORROW snapped back, pressing up against the wall and curling up to try and block out some of the sensation.
With a chuckle he leaned a little closer. âOh it does, doesnât it? Tickle, tickle, tickle, Sorrow~â Despite their best effort, it had little to no effect as he kept scribbling away.