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Apollyon: Funny, a sun flower, two heliotropes and a lot of red peonies petals. I have a pretty good idea of who could be your love, Perce.

Percy: *avoiding the topic* Yeah, with Helios.

Apollyon: Your older sister's dead husband?

Percy: I like them quiet.

Female Percy. Ok? Ok.

We all know how lustful Zeus is, Hera is almost fading away from the broken marriage but notices the way her husband looks at the first female hero of Olympus.

Young Percy with her sharp tongue keeps saying 'no' and runs away from him. Hera is pleased, after two thousand years of bad reputation and she keeps coming back to Hera.

Maybe it's because she's been submitted for so long but Hera remembers how wild she used to be before patriarchy existed.

She's the queen by birth title, not Zeus. Hera appears in Percy's dreams, she tells her to convince Zeus to marry and, in the altar instead of swearing loyalty to "Our marriage" she could swear to "The marriage."

A loophole, the plan goes surprisingly well. They play as rivals but in reality they are counting down the days to be together. Not for love, but for something more deep in a religion without marriage and loyalty engraved.

In the altar, after Zeus forcefully takes Percy she swears loyalty to "THE marriage", a slight difference that changes everything.

It gets better if you think of the first night, Zeus dragging Percy into the master bedroom, the one for queens and kings, and finding that only Percy can enter.

His lust slowly wears off, only to find Hera inside the royal chamber.

She never took off her crown, and since she's in a new marriage no one can take her title as queen. Even worse, Poseidon gave his daughter a little bit of his fertility domain, Hera is now with a wife that can bear her children with a strong alliance to Atlantis and free to have lovers as much as she lets her wife. (Equity in marriage is one domain that is born after this.)

Percy cares for the demigods, has her lovers (except when preggo) but every night she goes back to the royal chambers.

Hera re-does the whole Olympus solely based on connections. Minor gods get to form an alliance based on similarities on domains, change of representatives every year.

The twelve Gods get to stay in their places but they must stick to their original domains and not expectations of their domains.

No more weird punishments like Dionysus or Apollo, instead she lets them prove their innocence.

And as a marriage of equity, that does whatever they please and whoever they please. The only rule is to always be loyal. No need of fidelity, only loyalty.

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Ok, I've been thinking lately and if Luke didn't choose to be with Khronos, Who would be his substitute?

You're probably thinking of Chris, Ethan, Torrington... Anybody, but my opinion is Silena puppeteering a random young demigod of a minor God.

"But mitsu, Silena was on board with Khronos because they threatened Beckendorf and had a light crush on Luke." WRONG.

She genuinely didn't care about anyone but her and her close ones. She was part of the 'elite' demigods who could have lived. If Khronos gave her an option (in the case of runway Luke), she would set a pretty good scenario for her and Beck.

Exchanging the life of a nameless kid, grooming him into being the best vessel of Khronos, make him believe every fucking lie as if was law. Only to take everyone she cares and leave it behind.

Only daring to come back AFTER the war and making a half truth story of why she left.

Silena didn't care about Clarisse, Malcom, Michael or anyone. If she saw Percy as a threat to her own agenda, she would have killed him while he was a preteen. She only went to war because her plan got ruined.

"But mitsu she died in battle, isn't it enough?" No. The countless kids that died for the information she gave, the punished ones for her fault. She didn't care, it wasn't a selfless move. It was guilt for killing her own lover. It was a suicide. She deserted both parts as in a Greek tragedy epithet. She was as her own mother. Selfish.

Me: *walking with a heavily personalized chb shirt to meet some friends* Hey!

Friend 1: You look like a pumpkin cinnamon roll. In a weird way.

Me: Man, you are looking like a choco mint ice cream. You can't complain.

Friend 2: OH! PJO? I've read the first book, Percabeth is destined.

Friend 1: Fuck yeah. They're great together.

Me: They're not good, they have such a toxic relationship and unhealthy ways to cope with trauma. I do believe they are best friends.

Friends 1 & 2: But they're cannon.

Me: Idc, tell me what's wrong with my outfit. I sweated bullets to get it cute.

Friend 2: You know the local water brand? The one called 'Poseidon' and literally has the same decorations.

Annabeth: I saw you literally sending Rachel a sleepover invitation only to see Apollyon.

Percy: I invited Rachel to Montauk to gossip about her career mates.

Annabeth: And the hickey came with the gossip?

Percy: No! It came after gossiping. When Hermes came to deliver a package from Amphytrite.

Annabeth: Really? What did she send you?

Percy: Blueberry lubricant with a note saying "Mailman as entree and sunbathing as dessert. Just because your main course is dead doesn't mean that you have to stop eating."

Annabeth: Really? That's a weird metaphor for sex.

Percy: Later I noticed a dildo in my room. A very, very, veeeryyy blue and shiny one.

Annabeth: Amphytrite?

Percy: Worst. Kym. Anyways after R.E.D. left I ate my menu as intended. And since I had no main course, I fucked Ares.