Mitsurobb

Apollyon discovers a not so prideful thing about depressed horny bitches and his love for them all. (Surprise to no one! It's a pattern)

He was literally what I could call womanhood; abuse, being ostracized, bleeding randomly, stealing little plushies to not feel alone, being dirty poor trying to survive.

He's genuinely a sister of mine.

Listen:

Percy: ma, you really never talk about your family. Can you tell me more?

Sally: well, I have a sketch of a family tree until my grandparents, and my uncle's note explaining it so I wouldn't forget who I am.

Percy: sounds cool, we have cold tea and time. Estelle is with Paul at the pediatrician so we have plenty of time.

Sally: So, my mother first. She was from Hawaii, daughter of Pele, and a random man who she killed after giving birth. Pele is the Goddess of volcanos. She left her land for a better opportunity of studies.

Percy: Here says... She was a great mathematician. Actually impressive.

Sally: My father is from Europe, his mother was the daughter of a Mediterranean river called Xúquer (the destructor) and his father was a Sicilian man who was over there.

Percy: ok...

Sally: My father was a specialist in jewelry. They paid him less for his accent.

Percy: and your uncle with cancer?

Sally: It wasn't actually my uncle, it was my mother's old fiancee descendant of Maui, since she knew in case of her death he won't be a bad influence for me because of his own genetics.

Percy: and that's it!! Easy!

Sally: I know, by the way. We both have 3 passports which we shouldn't use at the same time. USA, Italy and Spanish.

What came after Luke's death is literally an anxious way to mourn a dead soulmate.

25 y.o. Percy who started working for a law firm as a lawyer specialized in domestic violence, he knows about Gods and all but since his father killed Gabe and paid all he owed he stopped caring.

He knows Gaea and Kronos are uniting forces to take down the Gods but he is busy with work and his 1 year long relationship with Luke (who doesn't want to participate) who started a little bakery.

Annabeth pulls with her actual cannon age (12/13) and goes to the firm to sue the 'girlfriend' of his brother who kept him away 'against his will'.

Percy attends her, recognizes her by the description of his boyfriend and calls him as one of his friends.

Luke pulls up, half horny (his sexy boyfriend just called him), half scared (his dear boyfriend told him to run) with a small Opera cake to try and smooth everything over.

Only to find Annabeth sat with a weird surprised expression and speaking too fast to understand.

Percy: Hello darling.

Luke: What happened?

Percy: Your little sister wants to sue me because you didn't visit her.

Annabeth: No, I didn't want to. YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE WITH A GIRLfriend.

Luke: I said Partner.

Annabeth: Dang it, that's too ambiguous.

Book one [The lighting thief]

Hades wasn't fast enough, Sally dies at Asterion (minotaur) hands, during the 3 days that Percy was knocked out he keeps dreaming about three sisters (moira's) that repeatedly say "This wasn't on the script".

On his last night on the infirmary he finally gets a chance to talk:

Percy: What wasn't on the script?

Átropos: Your mother's death, the unseen one has given proper rite but she should have survived.

Láquesis: This means that we should offer you a gift in exchange of this crucial piece of the script.

Cloto: We can give you a new mother figure, a don, maybe even your father's preference for the future.

Percy: But that's not my mother. Is this a wish?

Láquesis: Don't be naive. Is an exchange.

Percy: Then, in exchange of my strong, unique and rightful mother I used to have I think that I should get something that only a mother can give.

Cloto: It may be love?

Percy: Trust, only a mother can give me trust in my self. Therefore if you can't bring my mother back, I believe that my words that are said with trust on myself be as verdict as my faith on them.

Láquesis: Isn't that a little presumptuous?

Percy: Isn't my mother gone for a calculation error?

Átropos: We can give it to you but remember you know when you lie.

Then, during his stance on Cabin 11 tries it's best to see its own limits, he mourns his mother but he makes something that would have made her proud. A last resource. He keeps his mouth shut obvs. But tries to see if it works with mythologycal objects.

Especially after finally getting back his two kidnapped daughters. ( Kym and Rhode) {LET'S ALL REMEMBER, they were taken to make 'peace' with allies and that means kidnapped against everyone else will}

Poseidon: *let's his trident near Percy*

Percy: *putting it back in its place but in hand length* Father, it falled. What happens if someone gets sticky fingers?

Poseidon: Ah...! True, it will never happen again my Pearl.

Kymopoleia: Why don't you let me get it?

Poseidon: You're technically a goddess. You can't take it.

Rhodes: And me? Father.

Poseidon: I looked at you when you were born and you were already abducted. I DIDN'T HAD TIME.

Historically, lesbianism didn't exist in theory unless there was penetration which was considered sex.

So a girl Apollyon who had only had 'good friends' and her male lovers coming out of the closet (against her will) by teasing Percy is making me restless.

Apollyon: You are driving me crazy little pearl. All day being fisty about Gods and look at you, being kissed and touched by one, and moaning as a protagonist of a bad porno.

Percy: Shut... The fuckup.

Apollyon: A lot of my brothers don't get how you can be mine.

Percy: Can we go to the dorm? To settle this down. Please, darling.

Apollyon: It's not like we are going to get caught here.

*Enter a comically large quantity of brothers and sisters who didn't know how lesbian sex actually works*