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Peppers: eaten

Quentin: uncomfortable

Office: …

Adam: I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Preston: I did it, I broke-

Adam: No, no you didn’t. Ross?

Ross: Don’t look at me, look at Max!

Max: What? I didn’t break it.

Ross: Huh, that’s weird, how did you know it was broken?

Max: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken!

Ross: Suspicious.

Max: No it isn’t!

Red: If it matters, probably not, Em was the last one to use it.

Em: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Red: Oh? Then what were you doing by the coffee counter earlier?

Em: I use the little wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Red!

Preston: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it,

Adam: No! Who broke it?

Max: …Adam, Barney has been awfully quiet.

Barney: Really?!

Max: Yeah, really!

Office: (Starts to argue)

Here’s the thing. I see a lot of people smoking there, and they’re basically killing themselves at a suicide prevention walk. It really doesn’t make sense to me.

If you have any issues with suicide, depression, self harm, ANYTHING. Please message me and I will gladly give you hotlines. No matter what it is, I will try to do my best to make your life better and spread joy. 

Kid: y-y-y...

Max: ROSS! HE'S SAYING HIS FIRST WORDS!

Ross: OMG OGM OMG

Max: dOG

Max: So, I heard you like the Bee Movie?