why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens donโt lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?ย
โOh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.โย
Iโm not asexual but Iโm fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sexโฆ
I mean.ย
โWHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.โ
โFUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.โย
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. ย So the next time you see artwork like this:
Remember those sultry naked chicks are sayingย โWeโll tell you the winning lotto numbers.โ
Them: โWe have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~โ Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
This post is a blessing
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Oh my god sirens were literally scam websites
you could sayโฆphishing scamโฆ
I love and hate this post equally help
