♛ Countess Dimitrescu ♛

“ Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence? “ “ It’s a shame they had to miss this. “ “ They are my evangeline. “ “ Look how they light up the sky. “ “ Look at that disgusting display. “ “ You fight almost as well as a man. “ “ Funny, I could say the same about you. “ “ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! “ “ That’s too expensive! ” “ Why are you threatened by anyone different than you? “ “ I am not a prize to be won! “ “ You do swim, do you not? “ “ I just want you to know exactly who you are dealing with. “ “ If you like it all that much, it’s yours! “ “ Giving up is for rookies. “ “ Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. “ “ Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow- !” “ The only girl who’d love them is their mother. “ “ There’s the usual things. Flowers, chocolates, promises you don’t intend to keep…” “ What do you mean, you’re not lucky? “ “ They’re no monster. You are. “ “ Oh, look at that, I’ve been impaled. “ “ Just do it like it’s said here in the book. “ “ I was hiding under your porch because I love you. “ “ Never underestimate the importance of body language. “ “ You’re only in trouble if you get caught. “ “ Why should I worry? “ “ Why should I care? “ “ I’m surrounded by idiots. “ “ Motto? Nothing. What’s a motto with you? “ “ My bark is worse than my bite. “ “ Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them. “ “ You’re mad. Bonkers. Off your head. But I’ll tell you a secret, all the best people are. “ “ When a woman says later, she really means ‘not ever.’ “ “ Are you crying again? “ “ This shall bring you honor and glory. “ “ They think ‘no’ means ‘yes’ and ‘get lost’ means ‘take me, I’m yours.’ “ “ Memo to me, main you after my meeting. “ “ It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends. “ “ The world is full of problems. “ “ I dunno, I’m still mad at you. “ “ He’s supposed to be dead! “ “ I can handle this, have a nice day. “ “ The way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it. “ “ Foot size doesn’t matter. “

DYNAMICS: ✭ friends to lovers ★ rivals to lovers ✦ enemies to lovers ♡ found family ♣ rivals ❦ reluctant allies  ❖ platonic ☢ slowburn  ➤ love at first sight π partners in crime SITUATIONS ☁ one muse saves the other’s life  ☼ one muse (or both) is a single parent  ❆ our muses get shut in due to a storm  ☤ one muse having to patch the other up  ❦ put together through a common goal  ⎔ one muse asking the other to stay the night ϟ our muses work together  ♁ our muses are neighbors  ➽ one muse doesn’t have anyone else to turn to  SETTINGS ✚ crossover between our fandoms ☽ sender’s verse in receivers fandom ☾ receivers verse in sender’s fandom ☯ alternate universe / separate fandom than both muses are in

Me, watching with popcorn:

“Tell me you love me, honey.”

“Quiet baby, what will the neighbors think?”

“That might work with the other girls, but it won’t work with me.”

“Heh heh, are you scared?”

“Know why I love you? ‘Cause you’re smart.”

“So these things crazy or just stupid?”

“Doesn’t Nazis wanna come out and play? I promise I’ll bite.”

“You know what I’ll like? If you stop shooting.”

“Whatever you are, you just said the wrong thing.”

“Afraid of a girl?”

“You’re not pretty baby, but you’re all mine.”

“Oh, you’re all talk.”

“Oh a party, and nobody invited me…that just makes me mad.”

“Damn bloodsuckers.”

“Surprise, buttercup.”

“Catch!”

“Another man falling to pieces over me.”

“Not again baby, I have a headache.”

“Wow baby, that’s quite a punch you’re packin’.”

“Wow, that was unexpected.”

“You sneaky bastard.”

“Yeah, you’re dead alright, you just don’t know it yet.”

“Okay Prince Charming, you’ll get yours.”

“Oh, you like pain, do you?”

“You kinda like me, don’t you?”

“You’ve dropped something *after cutting off a limb*.”

“Where the hell do you think you’re going?”

“The smart ones always run.”

“Running…always running away.”

“Darling quiet, I’m good at this.”

“Just keep talking.”

“Oh, I’m really enjoying our little banter, but that doesn’t mean I’m not going to kill you.”

“That’s going to be your biggest mistake, you son of a bitch!”

“On frets, that was a big mistake.”

“Guns are fine, but nothing beats blades in close combat.”

“That big, blonde bitch, is one of my targets. I wish I could get to her now.”

“You might wanna crawl back in your little hole.”

“Don’t beg, darling. It’s…unflattering.”

“Don’t even get back up.”

“Please, don’t make this harder than it already is.”

“Don’t ever try to kill me again.”

“Don’t wanna play anymore?”

“Hehe, here, don’t you want your gun?”

“Slow down. Relax. This is the easy part.”

“I like you guys, so I’ll give you a choice. Who wants to be the first to die?”

“Hey, that’s my target!”

“Come on, I’ll give you a free hit.”

“Lets see…bad guys, plus big guns, and a long narrow hole…fuck!”

“Thanks for the ride, fucko!”

“Ooo, someone got up from the wrong side of the gene pool.”

“This is going go badly for you.”

“Good decision, but you should’ve made it sooner.”

“Hey sweetie, let me help you ease your pain.”

“This is going to hurt you far more than it will me.”

“I got a bullet for each and every one of you.”

“Fun. Cat and mouse. I love this game.”

“Is this a… private party?”

“It’s me alright. Keep running…while you can.”

“You’ll be more convincing if you didn’t laugh.”

“Darling, you never learn.”

“This will be a night you’ll never forget.”

“I’m afraid I’m just not that kind of girl. Well…mostly, I’m not.”

“Oh my, did I do that?”

“Why bother with names? This won’t be more than a one night stand.”

“OWWW! You bitch!”

“Sssh, quiet now, this will all be over soon.”

“Peek-a-boo, bitch!”

“No need to shove, darlings. There’s plenty of me to go around.”

“I’ll talk slower. Read my lips: you’re dead. Any last words?”

“Rise and shine, beautiful.”

“I’m going shut your ugly face!”

“I guess it’s obvious…but somebody’s gonna die for that.”

“Alright boys, line up for your spankings.”

“I love a man that can stay up.”

“I’ll take the stuffed bear on the second shelf.”

“Tricky little devil, aren’t you?”

“What. The. Hell. Is. That?”

“Stay down, you freak!”

“I’ll wear you like lederhosen”

“Every hear of overcompensating?”

“You guys have been aiming?”

“I’m gonna put an end to this, I’ll find those little bastards and rip their legs off one by one.”

“Cute, that’s the first thing you’ve ever said to me Commando and I’ve heard it all before. You need a better come on.”

“Tell me.  Do I look fat in this?”

“Ugh, sweetie you’re really giving my gag reflex a run for its money.”

“Ten, a hundred, a thousand, you’ll always equal Zero to Me Hedrox. I will kill you over and over until there are none of you left.”