Lady Lora

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Mutuals are a lot like cats in that you kinda have to harmlessly pester and annoy them sometimes

*brushes all your fur the wrong way so you look like a feather duster*

reblog to pet your mutuals the wrong way

no-dopamine baddies approaching every single list of tasks like "which of these things will cause the most amount of personal suffering to me if left undone"

if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

So make sure to thank them!!!!!!!

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.