mistigirl

What matters is: you are an object, a pretty thing useful to make others cum. You don't belong to you.

THEREFORE it's YOUR duty to maintain the object of pleasure you are.

Hydrate. Get plenty of sleep. Don't let negative self talk spiral you into bad places. Work out if you can and enjoy it. Need meds? Take them! Need therapy? Do it! Do things you enjoy to relax and unwind! Reach out to friends and have fun! Eat food!

Hey! Hey. Yes, you with the whole "not extending to yourself the kindness you extend to others" thing: did I fucking say you were allowed to be so hard on yourself? Didn't fucking think so. So I'll tolerate it no longer.

And YOU. Work is not more important than your mental and emotional health! Don't define yourself as an individual by professional achievements or so help me God I'll unleash a torrent of punishment on your ass. Got it?

Spell dummy with a space in between each letter 10 times, and any time you make a mistake, type dumb instead. Each time you type dumb you will realise you're making mistakes.

Go ahead

See if you do better than this dumb cunt .

She's such a ditz she is a

Barbie 👱🏼‍♀️💗🌷💄

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so youve accepted that youre an inferior cunt. now what? now its time to update your grammar of course! the rules for writing like a good cunt are simple so ill help you :)

1. turn off autocorrect and autocapitalisation on your phone. this will let the world see how dumb you really are and how bad you are at writing right

2. never. backspace. if youve started a sentence a dumb way or somethings not making sense you dont get to back out of it. try to make sense but you dont deserve the option to hide how dumb you are

3. only ever use big letters for Men and words about Men (like You when youre talking to a Man). your sentences look much better and much more cunty if you make your letters small

4. cut apostrophes. youre still understandable but youll look so much dumber! its great

5. cut commas. youll look so much more like a dumb cunt when your sentences are choppy or run on for too long :)

6. try to use small words instead of big ones. you dont have to talk so noone understands you, but no Man will be interested in the big words in your brain. keep it simple stupid!

7. stay away from txt speak. write dumber, but too many numbers and silly abbreviations and youll ruin it! Men find that annoying and you never want to be annoying right?

Keep working hard for a better pinker, you ❤️

But it's important to love yourself in that process and remain persistent in your goals.

I’d really like seeing more of like not fantasy content. Like someone really getting dumber and bimbo-y-er. Not something w an on and off switch. Cause it’s like real life for me. And sometimes tumblr makes me feel alone w that.

but the good sides are nice. i try to focus on those. those show up especially much when guys notice how dumb i am. then im in heaven🤤

some of my traits make guys think im smart though... i dont like that. they start trying to encourage me to go to a school or try to get smarter and im like... noooo i dont want to!

I am so tired of thinking so much, I just want to be sexy and fun and sweet. I want to be feminine and soft and not feel anxious so much. But my question is… how do you maintain it at work? How do you maintain it around family? As fun as it is to scroll through tumblr or to be slutty with my boyfriend I’m scared to actually embrace this part of me in my real life.

Is that dumb? (And not in a sexy way…)

First of all, I think this is a totally normal way to feel! And I'll totally gonna do my best to help talk through my logic behind it!

So, any kind of real life bimbofication is going to have some stuff you're going to have to figure out. The good news is you don't need to have all of the answers right away! It is 100% totally fine to just start slow and see how it feels. Then you can slowly do more and more as things feel natural and fun!

To start though, maybe you just act a little more bimbo on the weekends, or maybe you decide that like, Saturday night is the night you're going to doll yourself up really cute. Or you could try to include at least one pink item in your outfit every day.

That was how I started. Some days, that meant wearing an all-pink outfit, and other days I only had a pink scrunchie around my wrist. That didn't make one day more successful than the other; it's all progress towards my bimbo goals.

At work and around family are super tricky spots that can depend on what you do, your relationship with your family, etc. but the best advice I can give is that you don't need to force it.

Like, obviously I wouldn't recommend going full bimbo fuckdoll around your family, but maybe you can wear a cute pink top the next time you're with them. And if that is your bimbo choice for the day, you'll know what a bimbo you are every time you look down and see your shirt.

There's no right or wrong answers. Your bimbofication is yours. Just remember to make it fun and I promise it'll slowly feel more and more natural!