#TheRealMrFallon

"Just the husband I've been looking for. [Hopefully the only one.]" - Fallon & Liam

"You definately stuck this landing a whole lot better than the one at the board meeting. [I may still have a piece of plaster lodged in my ear, but thank you.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Have you ever had sex in a closet at a gala? [Ooh, it's like a pornographic game of Clue.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Sadly, as much as I've missed tearing your clothes off and you tearing mine, I have to keep them on a little longer." - Fallon to Liam

"Got it. Hostile take over first. Clothes ripping second. [Perfect.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Liam, you and I are having sex in an hour, so you have 55 minutes to get upstairs, do some push-ups, and take your clothes off. [Way on it.]" - Fallon & Liam

"Seeing you drop out of the ceiling to escape a rodant made me realize how much I've missed having fun with you." - Liam to Fallon

"You know, if I stare at her long enough, I swear I can see her eyes flutter." - Liam to Dr. Stoughton about Fallon

"Listen to me, Fallon. I know you can hear me. I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you out of here. We are not spending Christmas in a hospital room. I promise." - Liam to Fallon

"That was amazing ... Dinner was delicious. And that Christmas tree was insane. But being alone with you is more than amazing. This is the best Christmas I've had in a long time." - Liam to Fallon

"I want to spend every Christmas with you. Until we're so old that we can't even open presents." - Liam to Fallon

"That's all I want for Christmas, Fallon. Is for you to be home." - Liam to Fallon

"Our life is pretty amazing. It's better than I dreamed it would be. And you know I dream big." - Fallon to Liam

"Hi. I'm so happy to see your eyes again." - Liam to Fallon

"You understand, right, sweetie? [I understand.]" - Liam & Fallon

"Liam and I use Find My Friends so we always know where the other one is. Sidebar: I disabled mine." - Fallon to Anders

"I mean, if we're too late and if something happens to him, then... He's everything to me, Anders." - Fallon to Anders about Liam

"If I don't make it home tonight, I really love you. [I know. I love you too.]" - Fallon & Liam

"Liam! Liam! Oh, my God, thank God I found you." - Fallon to Liam

"No! No! Don't! Don't. I will tell you where the laptop is. Okay? Just don't touch him." - Fallon to Katy about Liam

"Does it hurt? [Well, uh, It doesn't feel a lot like Christmas. How's your head?] It's fine." - Fallon & Liam