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leo and magnus: *dump spiders in annabeth's socks drawer* time to fuck shit up

toru opened his eyes and wrapped his hands around iwa's neck.

"this is seriously magical."

iwa leaned forward on his elbows and lowered his face just above toru's. He could feel his boyfriend's hot breath warming his lips.

"There's nothing magical about this. You're my property."

iwa bent his head and nipped at toru's ear.

leo:

hazel:

nico:

frank:

jason

thalia:

"they're toxic" well so are half of the riordanverse ships that yall love, some not even canon but caleo has this:

that. that. THAT.

nothing else- just his name, as if it were magical.

this idea needs more appreciation: what if someone hazel loved died (frank, nico) and it was one of the seven's fault?

- hazel glancing in your direction, her eye glints and suddenly you're surrounded by your worst fears

- couldnt she technically envelop all the most powerful demigods (ie. percy, jason, nico) in whatever she wanted using mist? their powers are useless when reality is twisted

- she could have them running for their lives or bring them to their knees screaming all within five square feet

- just imagine them all running around like tiny little ants, crying and falling over while hazel looks on, bored or even better, giggling like a lil fucking cinnamon roll

idk what setting this takes place in, but for me it's not tartarus or battle or anything despite the fact that they look beat and injured and scratched up

in my mind it's the mark of athena reunion scene. annabeth says that after being apart for so long without knowing where he was, she didn't know what was more painful: that horrible absence or being with percy again

"be careful" vs. "I wasn't going to die without doing that"

or

"and it was pretty much the best kiss of all time" vs. "I'll think about it"

leo having a yt channel called bad boy supreme with 10mil subscribers cuz it's a of fail vids in the forge and he should've been literally broiled like a turkey but he's still alive and no one can figure out why

leo livestreaming: hello on this gorgeous tuesday night! before i show you all how to make a flying pantser machine, i'd just like to remind you folks that high school in a nutshell is that it's ten pm on a tuesday and you're grateful because your essay is due at eight in the morning instead of midnight. ditch school, kids. bomb shit instead.

calypso in the bg: leo, it's wednesday. please turn that off and do your essay for partial credit

leo: *shrugs* ditch school, kids. bomb shit inst-

*incoherent screeching* *blurry footage of leo suspended in the air*

annabeth: shut up and do your homework

percy: yessir

annabeth:

or 💍🥀🔪🖤🍸?

nico: damn son

will: these bitches want some

apollo: hey percy can i, um-

*that song from 365 days starts playing*

*zukka moments start flashing*

*fanart start flashing*

*fanfic scenes-*

voicover~

zuko: relax, sokka, i promise it won't hurt that much...

ron: yeah my brother turned my teddy into one

annabeth: they attacked me when i slept as a child and my mom has beef with their queen mother

ron: i was kidnapped by a clan of mega-house-sized ones

annabeth: i went and found a house-sized one

ron: on purpose?

annabeth: yeah, my mom's owl said so

ron: your mom?

annabeth: yeah, she beat the spider in a competition so the spider called her names

ron:

annabeth: she wasnt actually a spider then, my grandpa turned her into the spider

ron:

annabeth: she also dragged me into hell with my boyfriend