mom i'm in love with kite sm :(((

At least I’m wearing black. Guns are for sissies – real men throw knives! That’s one badass stapler! I think we should try and stop him, but I also kind of want to see what happens. I don’t remember this place being such a shithole. I hate to have to disturb you from any kind of brooding moment you’re having, but come on man, we’re starving! I think these idiots all shot each other. I thought I’d told you to put on something professional. The apocalypse is about to happen and all you care about is getting high. It’s been a while since we’ve all lived under the same roof. That’s not spandex, it’s leather. You don’t find it interesting how average people live their lives? I was about to ask what you’re up to, but then it occured to me: I don’t care. We’ve known each other for two days and I feel like you already know me better than anyone else in my family. Did I ever tell you guys about that time I tried to wax my ass with chocolate pudding? I needed some comfort food after that disaster. Around me you don’t have to apologize just for existing. You know what’s the worst about being dead? You’re stuck, forever. Welcome back to the land of the living, (…). You must become the master of your own life, (…), or it will become the master over you. If you vomit on me– I’m the four frickin’ horsemen and the apocalypse is coming! If I didn’t know he was such a prick I’d almost say he looks adorable in his sleep. If you believe in yourself once, just once, great things are going to happen for you. If you want something in life, you’ve gotta go for it. I can’t let you go and kill innocent people, (…), no matter how many people you’ll save. Do you know that killing these people is not going to make you feel any better? You also told me that licking an eight Volt battery would give me pubes. Solitude can do funny things to the mind. What’s meant to be is meant to be. You’re a distinct professional in schoolboy shorts. No time for that, the world’s ending in three days. I have been left out of everything for as long as I can remember. You’re cool with us all dying in three days? Wouldn’t it be nice to just kill whoever you want for once? If I see a boner, I’m out. Could you just, for one second, turn off that cynical brain of yours? Part of me wishes I could tell everyone to enjoy it while they still can. I compared every man I’ve ever met to you. You have no power, you will never have power! What’s that shit on your face? We didn’t choose this life, we’re just living it. Personally, I think you’re a real pain in the ass. Don’t you dare to use me as an excuse for your weakness. The world is ending and all you can think of is getting your dick wet. Maybe they’ll brood each other to death. This thing that’s happening with you, it’s important. I promise, no matter what, I will be back for you. You couldn’t risk me threatening your place in the house! Look me in the eye and tell me you’re not feeling threatened now. Ask me again and I’ll burn you with the cigarette lighter. Is someone having a tough morning? I knew it the first time I met you, I see it now when I look at your face. That’s a bit heartless, even for you. I’m the only one who ever accepted you for who you are! I’ve been sober for almost two days now! I’ve seen that look in the eye of someone who doesn’t know who they are. I know that peaceful place you’re in right now, and I know the pain you’ll been in when you wake up. Before you kill him you might want to know what he has to say. Whatever you came to say, you might want to make it quick. I never really thought about the day after. It’s time for the last of (…)’s secrets to come to light.  I will die here, but you won’t. The eggs think they’re smarter than the chicken. Is there any way to silence that voice in your head that constantly screams for attention? I would rather chew off my own foot! I miss you every day that I’m not with you. You make me want to wake up each day. It’s bullshit in any language. And here I thought you were the smart one. How disappointing. I’m sorry you had to see that. If you want to change your mind on how you feel about me, I understand. I almost lost you once, alright. I don’t want to lose you again. So much for saving the world! At least we’re together at the end.

“   you  don’t  have  to  hide  your  tears  from  me .   ” “   you’re  doing  great ,   okay ??   i mean it .   ” “   you  are  so  strong .   ” “   please  don’t  ever  give  up .   ” “   i  will  always  believe  in  you .   ” “   why  do  you  always  think  you  have  to  do  everything  on  your  own ??   ” “   it’s  okay ,   i’m  here .   i’ll  always  be  here .   ” “   you’ve  always  been  strong  for  me .   let  me  return  the  favor .   ” “   just  listen  to  my  heartbeat ,   okay ??   ” “   come  on ,   take  a  deep  breath .   it’s  gonna  be  alright .   ” “   please ,   just  hold  me .   ” “   you  always  meant  the  world  to  me .   i’m  sorry  i  let  you  forget  that .   ” “   i  never  stopped  loving  you .   ” “   you’ll  feel  better  if  you  talk  about  it .   i’m  here  to  listen .   ” “   you’re  so  much  more  than  the  mistakes  you’ve  made .  ” “   i  forgive  you .   ” “   you  are  so  fucking  powerful .   ” “   i’m  not  leaving  you  here .   ” “   i  trust  you  more  than  anyone  else  in  this  universe .   ” “   it’s  okay  to  be  confused .   nobody  has  all  the  answers .   ” “   i’m  so ,   so  sorry .   you  didn’t  deserve  that .   ” “   healing  is  not  linear ,   but  it’s  always  moving  forward .   ” “   you  can  admit  that  you’re  hurting .   it’s  okay  to  not  be  okay .   ” “   hold  my  hand ??   ” “   you  are  my  home .   ” “   no  matter  what  anyone  else  says ,   you  are  so  important  to  me .   ” “   don’t  worry .   i’ll  protect  you .   ” “   shh ,   it  was  just  a  nightmare .   you’re  safe .   ” “   don’t  talk  about  yourself  like  that .   ” “   just  say  the  word .   you  know  i’d  do  anything  for  you .   ” “   you  are  loved .   ” “   i  just  need  a  hug .   ” “   i’ll  destroy  anything  that  so  much  as  thinks  of  harming  you .   ” “   don’t  ever  let  anyone  make  you  feel  ashamed  of  who  you  are .   ” “   you’re  not  alone .   you’re  stuck  with  me  forever .   sorry .   ” “   well ,   hello  sleeping  beauty .   you  fell  asleep  on  me .   ” “   if  you  don’t  take  your  butt  back  to  bed ,   i  will  carry  you  there  myself .   ” “   i’m  sorry  to  wake  you  up ,   but  i  really  need  someone  to  talk  to .   ” “   i  hate  seeing  you  like  this   …   please ,  let  me  help .   ” “   you  are   &   always  will  be  precious  to  me .   ” “   i  can’t  believe  that  asshole  said  that  to  you .   it’s  not  true ,   you  know .    ” “   you  want  me  to  punch  him  in  the  face  ??   ” “   you  deserve  every  good  thing  in  the  world .   ” “   you  know  i  always  have  your  back .   ” “   you  don’t  have  to  worry  about  anything ,   as  long  as  i’m  around .   ” “   stop  apologizing ,   okay ??   i’ve  already  told  you  i’ve  forgiven  you  a  hundred  times now .   ” “   don’t  beat  yourself  up  over  this .   be  kind  to  yourself ,   it’s  not  your  fault .   ”

                                                         𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒕.

The date, you idiot. 

i admit there is a possibility that i may not be in my fully… right mind right now.