Miserymagick

You sat at your dorms desk, trying to cram as much as you could before your exam the next day. Midterms were fucking hell, but really what could you do?

You had turned down Jolynes invite for a random frat party Joseph seemed to be hosting. Everyone was out partying and here you were alone in your dorm room. As you were about to die from boredom, your phone lights up, a small buzz coming from it.

You don’t pick up your phone but instead just look over it. Jodio had texted you- the two of you were close friends, I mean- you hung out with him and Dragona basically for the past year at University.

But over that time your relationship got what you would consider worse, and what Jodio would consider better.

The two of you were hooking up.

You had the fattest crush on Jodio, so when he started flirting you were excited about it. But soon, you realized he didn’t want anything serious and didn’t have the capacity for it. So you both just stayed friends with benefits.

You pick up your phone, your thumb hovering over the screen, re reading the message over and over again. Your brain numb from all of the studying you had been doing.

Another vibration followed:

Jodio: I really wanna see you today

Jodio: Jolyne told me you didn’t go to Joseph’s party, you should come over.

You had an exam in the morning, you really couldn’t. You came to school to study and get good grades, not get into a weird situationship with a gorgeous guy.

You: I have a test

You: sorry dude

As you sent the last text your heart raced, it always did when you texted Jodio, mainly because you knew exactly where this conversation was going to lead.

A minute had passed, the bubble to show he was typing only made your stomach churn more.

Jodio: I know you are, but I just want you here.

You should’ve put your foot down and said no, but you couldn’t say no to him, and you had the sneaking suspicion that he knew exactly that. You knew that you were gonna walk to his dorm no matter what.

You put on your jacket, sprayed cologne onto your neck, chest, and torso, grabbed your keys and walked out.

By the time you reached his door, you hesitated to knock. Your palms were damp, your heart was pounding repeatedly in your chest. You lift your hand up to his door, mentally preparing yourself before you actually knock.

You always did this when you came over, something in you was always so paranoid that somebody might catch that the two of you were hooking up and bring it up to him, then he would end it. Of course it’d be hard for people to figure that out since you came over all the time with Dragona or just with food, but the paranoia stayed in your brain.

You took a deep breath and knocked, something about him made you so nervous, maybe it was his slightly tanned skin, or his full lips or eyes that always seemed to be scanning something.

The door clicked open, and you stepped inside, already bracing yourself. "Hey," you started, keeping your voice casual as you leaned against the doorframe. "I really can’t stay long, and I don't think we can-you know, hook up today. I've got that early lecture, and I'm really tired”.

Jodio, who had been laying on the edge of his bed with a textbook he clearly hadn't been reading, looked up at you. His expression remained unreadable, though a hint of a smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth. "Yeah, sure, whatever," he replied, his tone dismissive as he patted the space on the bed beside him. "Just sit down."

You moved to sit, determined to keep your distance, but the moment you settled on the mattress, Jodio shifted. His hand landed firmly on your thigh, his thumb tracing slow, deliberate circles against the soft fabric of your sweatpants. You froze, your resolve beginning to fray as his touch sent a jolt of electricity straight to your core.

Before you could even start an idea of a protest, he pulled you closer, and when he leaned in to kiss you, the world outside that dorm room seemed to vanish.

You melted into the kiss immediately

His kiss was hungry and demanding. As soon as he put his lips on yours all of your complaints melted away along with your demeanor. With a quick motion, Jodio positioned you right on his lap, where you could feel how hard he was under the thin fabric of the shorts he was wearing.

There was no hint of “just hanging out” anymore, you began to grind yourself into him as your tongue stayed in his mouth, Jodio gasping at the sudden friction from your motions.

Jodio moves from your mouth down to your jaw and your neck, grinding his hips upwards. Neither of you tried to reach for anything else, it was so desperate and both of you just wanted some type of satisfaction that all you could do is stay there and grind against eachother. His cock perfectly grinding against yours.

You pushed against him, “ah- yeah..” you mutter as the feeling tightened in your core. Jodios movements had become more desperate, more undone. This was the first time you had seen this side of him. Jodio sat there, grinding his hips up in a frantic matter, desperate to get off to your member humping against his deliciously.

your movements becoming more desperate as the tension reached a breaking point, “hah- yeah like that” Jodio whines out. A sound you had never heard come from his mouth until now. Everything had reached its point, and as you continued bucking your hips, Jodios back arches, he lets out a louder whine and you visibly see the sticky mess he made under his shorts.

You crawl off of him, uncomfortable with the mess the made on yourself, you and Jodio had never done this before.

You turn your head as you sit yourself down on his bed. Jodio is sitting there with his head thrown back, simply starring at the ceiling. He opens his mouth, “did you like that?” You nod, “I-uhm, still ahve to finish studying though..”

Jodio rolls his eyes and grabs his phone, “yeah whatever then. I’ll see you later dude.”

Johnathan Joestar:

You eyes for sure, Johnathan loves staring into your eyes and being being able to feel your entire soul, he’s a naturally romantic person and wants to get to know your entire being.

Eyes are the window to soul and he knows that very well. Even during sex he likes starring at your face seeing every emotion going through you as he slides himself in and out of you.

Joseph Joestar:

YOUR ASS

Joseph is such an ass man is obvious to me. That man loves butt. (Wouldn’t be surprised at him wanting to try anal at least once either)

He loves seeing you walk away for sure, and if you got a fat ass and thick thighs he’s obsessed with you.

Will probably keep his hand on your ass in public, doesn’t give a fuck unless it’s a formal setting.

Jotaro Kujo:

I feel like he’s a lips type of person.

I see him being very into kissing and making out, so you’ll catch him staring at your lips every once in awhile.

Especially full lips, or if you’re the type of person to wear lipstick daily, he adores it. It’s elegant and sexy to him.

He loves imagining your lips and mouth trialing down his body and taking his length. It gets him off really quickly.

Josuke Higashikata:

Boob guy, and zero doubt in my mind about it.

Will stare super obviously at your boobs and then look away and pretend he didn’t want, but the red on his face says otherwise.

Loves squeezing them or in general just putting his hands on them. Not even sexually either- - he just likes the feeling of them.

During sex he sucks on them, squeezing one, sucking the other while you ride him like there’s no tomorrow, he loves it and it makes him cum so quickly.

Giorno Giovanna:

Giorno I feel really likes a persons hips.

His stand is all about breathing life into things, so I think he appreciates good hips on a woman because it reminds him of motherhood.

Wide hips are gorgeous to him in dresses, or in those low rise sweats or jeans you wear around the house.

Giorno loves watching how your hips sway. It’s erotic to him.

Jolyne Cujoh

Another boob person!!

She loves her boobs too, so like if you’re a tit-haver she def knows what feels good.

Will stare with no shame in private, and is more conservative with it in public lmao. Mainly bc she doesn’t wanna make you uncomfortable.

She’s the type to ask for soapy titty pics and just plays with them casually.

Johnny Joestar

I think Johnny is a thigh man.

Idk something about a lil thigh gets him going for sure.

Like your skirt hiking too high, or you wearing shorts casually when you usually don’t. Jockeys usually have strong legs so I feel like this might have something to do with how he can appreciate a good pair of legs.

When he’s going down on you, trust he will kiss them, lick them, suck on them, just before getting to his main course.

Josuke (Gappy) Higashikata:

I think he just likes you,

He doesn’t really have certain body parts he appreciates more

In his mind he just is like “well I like all of you”

So don’t ask him if he’s tits or ass. If anything he might have a preference towards your eyes as well.

Literally looks at you like the sun shines out your ass.

Jodio Joestar

Jodio methinks is a boob man.

He likes what he likes and he likes BOOBS! BREAST! Yeah you get it

Enjoys seeing you in your bathing suit, or in a tight or low cut top.

He likes seeing you show skin, as long as it isn’t too much because he doesn’t like people staring at what’s his.

Another D1 boob sucker, probably enjoys stimulating your nipples and seeing the reaction on your face to how he teases your body.

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Pretty affectionate! He enjoys holding your hand whenever you're in public together. Another way he shows affection is by buying you things —buying you drinks or snacks is his way of showing you that he cares. When he gets his money up, his gifts get more extravagant, like perfume or shoes that you really wanted.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Pretty similar to how he is in a relationship, just without all of the physical stuff and gift-giving. He would only give gifts at events or purely to Dragona or his mom.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Okay hear me out yeah-- he won't be on top of you in public. But in private hes actually pretty sweet and is always touching you in some way. He likes laying on your chest, or thighs and just scrolling through reels.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

I don't think he sees himself settling down, especially because his ultimate goal is to become filthy rich, and getting married might ruin that. But I do think Jodio is good at cooking; he probably really enjoys helping his mama out in the kitchen, but with cleaning I feel like hes 50/50, like his room is definetly messy, but he enjoys like his other spaces being pretty clean, like trust his bathroom is squeaky clean.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Very bluntly, if he doesn't want to be with you anymore he'll tell you, and be very honest about it. It's kinda refreshing compared to the other guys you've dated.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

I think he enjoys stability, and that's partially what influences his need to be rich. bc rich = no worries, in his mind at least. But I don't think he sees himself getting married, at least not right now.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

With you specifically he's pretty gentle. more physically rather than emotionally.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Yes hes a hugger, especially with his mom. His hugs with you were kinda stiff and awkward at first but then developed into being more soft and clingy later on.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

probably like 6 months in, mainly because I feel like he just doesn't say it unless he really likes someone.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Very, and he doesn't like saying it's jealousy. He makes it very clear he doesn't want you hanging out with people he doesn't know. He will act like everything is fine, but then, in private, he tells you how annoyed he was.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His kisses are really needy, but I feel like he def gets play so he's a very good kisser. Jodio likes kissing you on your cheeks and forehead.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Honestly thinks kids are annoying LMAO

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

either he gets up at the ass crack of dawn or sleeps until like 5pm

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Probably watching a show or a movie. Maybe playing on whatever gaming console he has.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He definitely takes a while to open up about personal things. Unless you two were close beforehand.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Kinda a short fuse if it's something he deems stupid. But for things he really likes, he can almost have infinite patience. People tire him out.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Jodio stores every little detail away, he's naturally very analytical so he remembers everything about you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

I don't think he'll every tell you but its def your first date.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?

Extremely protective of you, especially if you're not a stand user. He will use himself as a wall against you just to keep you from being hurt.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

eh, to be honest, I feel like he doesn't put too much effort on dates, but makes up for it on gifts and everyday tasks.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

Likes arguing just to get a reaction out of you, will ignore you if you piss him off really bad, small-time manipulation, possessiveness that can be a little much sometimes.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He's aware of it, so he takes good care of himself. Jodio is very aware that his looks give him attention, and he uses that to his advantage during deals.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

I feel like Jodio likes to think he doesn't need anyone, but at the same time he's so used to your presence he needs you around him. Or so he says.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Is super into 90s rap and hip-hop. Loves it. The music, the style, everything. He enjoys the "hustle culture"

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

I think he would be annoyed if his partner was overly clingy, like if you can't give him a day to himself, it's a huge deal breaker. He also doesn't like super loud people; it's annoying if he's not used to you.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

You moved to Morioh during the middle of your high school career, which was already annoying to a 16 year old you.

Your first week, you had somehow managed to get into two different stand battles, and from there learned that there were quite a few people who had some type of supernatural ability.

Josuke finds you after the fight, and immediately recognizes you from his home room class. He asked you a bunch of questions about your stand and how you were able to pull a literal chainsaw out of your arm.

"you really should've stayed out of it!"

"Yeah, well.. You were losing."

That little statement annoyed him so bad. I mean he wasn't technically losing, he was just at a disadvantage because Okuyasu had messed up.

-

After the fight and your snarky comment, Josuke began to notice you a lot more. How you would hang out with a bunch of girls, and how whenever they would giggle at him, you would roll your eyes.

It was a mutual irritation.

He thinks you're reckless for getting in the middle of a random fight, and you just think Josuke is overly dramatic.

Eventually, you become pretty close with Koichi, Okuyasu, and Rohan. So you were getting dragged into more stand battles no matter what.

You attack first and think later, which Josuke finds really annoying, mainly because he used to think like that when he first started using his stand defensively.

Koichi was scared of you at first but then realized you're really sweet. You and Okuyasu have great sibling energy and he tries to sway Josuke in you favor.

-

The way you two became friends is random.

Okuyasu constantly pushing you and Josuke together to become friends finally worked.

Okuyasu invites you EVERYWHERE-- which honestly really annoyed Josuke. Until he saw how easily you made everyone he cared about laugh and smile.

You were a genuine friend to the people he loved and he could tell you cared about them as much as he did. So he let his guard down, and when you realized he did-- you did too.

recklessness drives him insane. You will throw yourself into something with zero hesitation. His heart can't handle it.

He's fascinated by the chainsaw stuff in a way he tries to play it chill and fails. He's asked you to show him things more times than he'd admit.

He did your hair like his once-- you found it hysterical because of how goofy you looked. He took offense to it, but softened up a lot when you said that it looks a lot better on him.

-

Josuke starts liking you and is increadibly obvious.

You on the other hand are super oblivious to it.

Koichi and Yukako take you out to get coffee and to question you about Josuke.

"so uhh.. how do you feel about Josuke?"

"i mean--hes my friend sooo probably good."

They both look at each other confused.

Yukako is more forward and just straight up tells you Josuke is into you. You spit out your drink and stare at the couple in front of you with wide eyes.

-

Not long after that, you become Josuke's official girlfriend-- much to the girls in your grade's dismay.

He's so proud of you its kind of annoying. You do a good test, he's bragging about it. You did something badass during a fight, Jotaro has to hear about it for the next three days.

He knows you can handle your own but it doesn't stop him from being extremely worried after a fight.

He always ends up scolding you while healing you.

Pretty big on PDA, will hold your hand or give you a kiss in front of everyone. Unless you're not big on PDA, then he'll just hold ur hand.

Josuke constantly tells you you're the best thing ever, and brags about how his girlfriend is a human chainsaw to other stand users.

"Yeah? Wait till my girlfriend gets here. Then you're in for a real treat."