let's try this again

It’s this viral trend where if you’re nominated you have to drink a lot of alcohol and do some stunt to make it outrageous or impressive. When I do it I might make Gingerfuck do it, but I don’t know who else to nominate I’ll probably pick you because why not. 

Sounds dumb. Don't endanger the poor kid, Wes. But go ahead, I dare you. I can probably drink most of you under the table.

These NekNomination’s seem stupid as hell but if it involves drinking fuck yeah I’ll do it.

What the hell is that? Sounds like a bad time.

Jesus fuck, Jessie. I’m not about to drink it. Do you honest to God think that I have that little self-respect?

No, but I think you have too much self-confidence. You're invincible as long as you let yourself be.

I just found a four and a half empty bottles of whiskey under Mr Atkins desk, and suddenly everything makes sense.

I say this with all the love and affection I have, but keep that shit closed and put it down, Charlie Sheen.

…shut up.

I love you. Come here.

Let. The. Stutters. Thing. Go.

Did you ever fuck Carter?

So you mean my nudes have been going to some random stranger?

Pieces of afro? Is this another case of “once you go black you never go back”? 

It's skinny, white boy afro. That makes it even worse.