boneless bitch brimborium

ok but if you order an escort and they make you cum, is that called a payload?

and let's say you happen to shoot your shot and it hits the wall, does that make it a load-bearing wall?

i was stoned outta my gourd when i picked this up at the store and i was so scared i was gonna drop the cake bc i couldn't stop Wheezing at the ifunny logo

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

what the fuck 😁

Yeah this is a thing

Are you serious

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

No they’re very real

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

It’s fun

Oh, it’s a blast.

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

that is exactly what we’re telling you

my pet hamster keeps singing 'i want to break free' by queen. does he not love me?

Another thing I do is I'll pretend I don't know about an opinion he has and I'll be like "Haha of course, some IDIOTS think [x] Hahaha! I know you know better than that because you're not twelve, but I've seen some people say that unironically haha" this also pisses him off

Me when I start transforming into a sim mid song before snapping out of it last second