:-)

so i guess now im just supposed to develop an attention span of longer than 6 seconds and watch a “youtube video” like its fuckin colonial times

when the sun sets my brain is like "oh too bad the day is over & I can't do any more tasks" even though it sets at 4:15 these days & I will be up for at least 9 hours after that. like can we just. do something please

My “No Corpses Are Kept In This Vehicle Overnight” sticker is raising a lot of questions already answered by my sticker

i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

just got into bed. has anyone else tried this

grimes is a boring man’s idea of an interesting girl

a manic pixie dream girl bred and raised in captivity