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Drugs are Bad tshirt bikini dress - $30.00

Obviously.

#etsy #drugs and sewing don't mix #hideous #south park #drugs are bad

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Swirled Scandinavian Glass Paperweight - $49.00

Glass turd.

#etsy #turd #poop #white elephant gifts #P is for Poopy

Can Grenade clippable zippable can koozie belt - $12.99

Putting the cooze in koozies.

#etsy #cooze #sex sells #can cozy #beer me

Vintage Black Coal Angel - $24.00

Nothing says "Christmas" like a carved lump of coal.

#etsy #coal in your stocking #christmas

master of disguise vintage faux moustache 100% human hair - $13.50

Master disgusting with some vintage human hair glued to your face.

#etsy #human hair #moustache #vintage moustache

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Party New Years Eve Dress - $125.00

Doubles as a bed sheet.

#etsy #large and in charge #party dress #satin #plus plus plus size

Couples glove Lovers glove for him and her - $24.00

"Love Glove" redefined.

#etsy #knitting #love glove #romance

This.... or shop online. Whichever.

#online shopping #how to win black friday #black friday #crazy people #body armor

We put the Fun in Dysfunctional Whimsical Giclee Print - $33.00

Happy Dysfunctional Family Thanksgiving Everyone!

#etsy #dysfunctional family #thanksgiving

Got Turkey? - $1.22

Yes!

#etsy #turkey #thanksgiving

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Chocolate Turkey on a Pretzel Rod - $12.00

Turkey peen? Definitely.

#etsy #looks like penis #turkey #thanksgiving

Turkey Soap Vegan Soap - $6.50

...shock your friends by having Turkey Soap in the bathroom or as your kitchen hand soap! Scented in Black Pepper Spice...all the fun spices you'd have on the turkey

#etsy #turkey #soap #thanksgiving

another fine product of a dysfunctional family key ring - $12.00

A Thanksgiving must-have.

#etsy #dysfunctional family

A Christmas Vacation - $8.00

I'm off for a week. See you real soon!

#etsy #the griswolds #vacation #see you real soon

Murderous turkey - $6.00

Maybe your snarky greeting cards shouldn't have X'd out typos on them. Here's a suggestion. Type it first, then paint it. K, thanks. Also, I don't think a turkey killed the Natives.

#etsy #shit makes no sense #murderous turkey #Say what?#thanksgiving

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Personalized Initial Polka Dots Fall Thanksgiving Ruffled Brown Outfit 24 Months to 5T - $37.00

Is this the toddler's version of the ugly holiday sweater? Wouldn't this outfit be more appropriate for a turkey-clown-super-hero that just escaped from a mental institution? Just wearing it could scar a child for life, but the PHOTOS - my God - the PHOTOS! Photos last forever!! Think about it for a minute. Why would you do this to your kid? WHY???

#etsy #hideous #thanksgiving #be thankful your mom can't sew #holiday best #children's clothing

Organic Pumpkin Pie Spice Gluten Free Nibble Safe Play Dough - $4.50

Vegan Thanksgiving has never looked so good....KIDDING! (Sort of.)

#etsy #edible play-dough #vegans #thanksgiving

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