mariah

This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.

ma’am you out here eating salt and vinegar chips???

not you, not you

@siriuslycollins I have been a fan for years. 

I’ve been eating Salt and Vinegar my whole life UNASHAMED, we not doing this

Them and dill pickle lol

Jon fucking Cryer of all people lays it out like that

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

its fake water season lads

Hey @zero-alice

#for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight

@mwuffie

Solidarity

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

okay so what i THOUGHT was that the girl modeling was the “daughter” and whoever was behind the camera was the mom, so unmuting this was. a surprise.

“Do that laugh” 🤣💖

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

AH YES THE FEARED GUN WIZARD CURSE OF BEING SHOT IN THE FACE