UwU

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

raises my hand . professor you are bald as hell. god damn

Entered france. why does nobody warn u abt it having weaker surface gravity . My bagel is floating away mon dieu

bye gongeous (seals you in the tomb forever)

fucked up in the crib watching bob l’eponge

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

do you guys think it's possible for a fungus and an algae to on purposed kiss