You got sex hair

my favorite 

Happy Birthday Amy Poehler 👑 (September 16th, 1971)

YOU GUYS MAYBE ITS THE LIGHTS BUT I THINK ITS RED?????? OMG

the greatest photo

Happy birthday, Adam Scott! (April 3, 1973)

F.R.I.E.N.D.S + all that pizza

Been working on these since Parks and Recreation ended. This is my farewell salute, and its all finally done, ugh. 

Unlike piano, for example, where an actor’s hands can be hidden from the camera, drumming can’t be cheated. If an actor is out of time, the audience will know. When the actor strikes the cymbal, the audience will know. (x) “[Miles Teller] did probably 99 percent of the drumming,” Cross reveals “Miles was a pretty good drummer when he came in to do the movie” (x)

I’d rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.

What’s the point of being together if you’re not the happiest? Gone Girl (2014)