Welcome to Candy Land

I devour pussy passionately and suck the clit oh so well. Some days you would think it’s my only purpose in life.

I am loyal as fuck. Ain’t no lies, bullshit, or games. That’s what we got PlayStation and Wii for. Grab you a remote if you feel like playing around.

I eat ass like it’s filled with honey and it’s the last source of sweetness on earth. Running my tongue all around and burrying my face in it so I can taste all of you. You bending over or naw ?

I’m a hopeless romantic that lives to please. I will cook, clean, wash your hair, run your bath, feed you in bed, rub your feet and ask about your day because i genuinely care and so that you feel appreciated. I will even send you to Ming Lee to get your nails and toes done, bonqueesha to get your hair done, and Heidi for a Swedish massage just so you can have a break from everyday life while I get the house in order. Come home to dinner and everything taken care of.

I will suck on your titties trailing my tongue around them like temples of sultry perfection. Don’t care what shape or size. They could be perky, gigantic, flat, droopy, tiger stripe, elastic, implanted, or hanging low. AA, AAA, C, D, DD, EF or G; they all need love.

I will support your dreams. Even if that means putting my pride to the side and my own goals to the side briefly to make sure you become the best you that you can. Because I my goal in life is to keep you happy and a king cannot stand unless his woman is a queen.

I love to fuck. But I live to make love. And your pleasure is my only goal. Rough sex, passionate strokes in and out as enter your with all of me and exit with all of you sticking and dripping down the dick, deep kisses that wrap our tongues together in an endless dance, moist licks on the neck, loving bites across your body in the heat of the moment, endless rhythmic pounding, and nasty talk to keep you wanting more are all part of what I will provide. Slow, fast, backwards, missionary, doggy….. who cares, pick your poison and imma administer this dick with passion, lust, and power !

Let me lead and you won’t regret it. I will call with definite dates and few uncertainties. I will give you that “Meet me here at 8:30pm. Be dressed for dinner and light dancing. See you there” type of love. Or that “hey i picked out your outfits for the weekend, let your boss know your off early today, and booked us a suite in a secret location not far from the city. Head home and get your bags. They are already packed, except drawz (you won’t be needing them) type of text. I will not “wyd” you to death. I will FaceTime you vs text, and when I’ve missed you I will drive, fly, hop, skip, and jump my way to get to you. Anything to have you in my arms at that moment. And if I’m busy then hold on, I will fly you out to me as well. Just pack your bags and get here baby. I’ll be waiting.

Let me tie you up in a chair where you cannot move a muscle. Your legs spread and propped open so you can’t close them, your arms tied to the sides of the chair, and a hole cut in the seat right by your pulsating clit. You will be blindfolded while I oil your entire body down and tease you with with a tantric feather. I will place a wand through the hole from the top so it permanently rest on your clit and I will turn it on high. I will sensually touch you all over your body and you will enjoy the sensation of the wand on your pussy until you cannot take it any longer but you won’t be able to stop it. You will orgasm endlessly and at moments I will sip on a glass of scotch and enjoy the view. Prepare yourself for unyielding satisfaction.

I am your protector and your lover. You will need to go nowhere to feel safe and cared for. I will be your escape from the hardships of life and the shelter from ANY depression you may face as long as you’re alive. Any weapon formed against you shall hit me and i will mercilessly brutalize whoever took the shot. You are my Queen.

Like … notice there is only one race complaining in the Wrangler comments about the collaboration. Racism at its finest