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A broken escalator still sells stairs”

I’d say it’s for you, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh”

Don’t you know this is just another curse?”

Don’t you scroll past me yet”

But I’m fucked up on the carpet”

Cause I’m gonna lose if the rain is sticky

Why do I got both my hands up praying?”

Now I’ve gotta go

I’m leaving all the kids to you”

You know what I’m memeing”

Straight into my window”

I wanna see my stupid fucking friends date me!”

I’m modern and I’m dated

Because I was born to be your fake friend”

They’re not sold”

These people cannot here you

Rip me to shreads”

I wanna see my stupid fucking friends save me!”

You know I’m simping for you”

I can’t take it

One of my favourite few”