Trash

“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.

And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.

Hiram McDaniels, a nine headed dragon wanted for insurance fraud.

reblog the money gamestop to get beat over the head with cash

im gonna hav a heart attack

Do. It. For . Him.

Maybe if I reblog it it will become the truth 

i reblog this everytime

This is the magic a$ap, if you don’t reblog it this will be the first year you’re broke

ALSO white ppl here need to STOP reblogging posts about rice. yall cant talk about how much u love rice when u know damn well your parents make u unseasoned and undercooked rice from the box……. just stop it. i cant stop crying.

Lmao this is why I hated rice 😭😭😭 my mom used to tell me to put sugar on it

Hey ……… im genuinely so sorry