What fresh Hell is this?!

I don't want to be "private jet" rich, I want to be "buy everything I want in a museum shop" rich

date of origin: December 24th, 2015

Fuck Around and Find Out

this is the single greatest one of these ever made

Happy May the 4th!!!

i was in the library and the lights went out and i whispered “dark academia” and only one person laughed but ive been having a bad enough week that it felt like a win so cheers

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from

1 gallon of regular chocolate

18 minutes of flour

5 plates of salt

wtf is harper talking about

dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

so who’s on first?

That’s right 👍🏻

that’s strange

No, he’s on second.

Well how’s he on second if he’s on first?

No no no, House is on third. Second base is Strange.

Well this whole darn thing is strange but what I’m asking is who’s on first?

Naturally.

Who?

Naturally.

So Naturally is the first baseman?

No. The first baseman is Who.

Well I don’t know that so how’s about you tell me?

House is on Third.

I’m not asking you about third base I’m asking you about first base.

Who’s on first!

This is horrible

Dr Horrible is the pitcher, not first base

That’s not what I’m asking about! No!

Dr No is in the outfield, but let’s not worry about them right now.

theres alot you could say about this

In another episode, Daphne is bound and gagged and covered with a sheet. Velma identifies her immediately based solely on her muffled grunts.

Related: Brasso is THE BEST GUY.