strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

Chew on it Chewsday

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly