DandyRandy

if I ever visit Europe I’d be torn between a.) taking the opportunity not to have to smile at people and b.) unleashing the dreaded American Smile upon the populace to give them something to complain about

gonna walk through the streets of Eastern Europe in a Stetson and silver cowboy boots grinning at people like a hostile chimpanzee and greeting them with “howdy!”

Do you want to get assaulted or trying to make an old lady invite you to her home to find out what's wrong with you and then gossip about it with her friends?

yes? obviously?

You are on the right path to accomplish both of those missions but keep yourself safe and don't do anything too crazy. Some people aren't going to receive you well, especially because you are American

if I am slain for my unsettling rictus cowboy swagger it will be an honorable death

you wroTE ME A LOVELY LETTAH

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease