sagey poo 🔞

established rabbot aggressively pursuing an oblivious dennis. he's like "woah my attendings are so kind and attentive :)" meanwhile they wanna fold and bend him across every surface imaginable and feed him soup afterwards.

I still cannot believe that Guy almost got caught by the police because his shoes were so fucking ugly that they were like damn somebody must have noticed these shoes, the ugly ass yellow suede shoes, they're so disgustingly ugly the detective was confident people could identify him by the fulgy shoes alone.

the lion concerns himself with everything

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

he/they delilah what's it like in pronouns city

dont talk to me til ive fucked my coffee

[single loud slosh followed by Tom & Jerry yell]